💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl)
@violetrhae.bsky.social
Universe I swear if a man ever decides that he needs to put a ring on this then it better be with a Darry Ring. Nothing quite like being presented with a ring that could only be acquired by presenting ID and signing a contract to be able to only ever purchase one in your life. Commitment is sexy.
April 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Universe I swear if a man ever decides that he needs to put a ring on this then it better be with a Darry Ring. Nothing quite like being presented with a ring that could only be acquired by presenting ID and signing a contract to be able to only ever purchase one in your life. Commitment is sexy.
You know how I know I won't end up married?
Who would want to be hitched to a crazy lady who takes off her shoe driving down the highway because the arch of her foot itched? 🤣 Poles report 0% of humans that's who 🤣
Who would want to be hitched to a crazy lady who takes off her shoe driving down the highway because the arch of her foot itched? 🤣 Poles report 0% of humans that's who 🤣
April 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You know how I know I won't end up married?
Who would want to be hitched to a crazy lady who takes off her shoe driving down the highway because the arch of her foot itched? 🤣 Poles report 0% of humans that's who 🤣
Who would want to be hitched to a crazy lady who takes off her shoe driving down the highway because the arch of her foot itched? 🤣 Poles report 0% of humans that's who 🤣
It still surprises me that more people don't know this when they turn their beers green 🤣🍀
March 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It still surprises me that more people don't know this when they turn their beers green 🤣🍀
Some craft projects turn into just cute ideas after the serger stops working. Maybe one day they will make their way into my shop. Today isn't that day.
March 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Some craft projects turn into just cute ideas after the serger stops working. Maybe one day they will make their way into my shop. Today isn't that day.
TFW SoFi advertises to you that mortgage rates are dropping and at the same time that they are remodeling the apartment just above you and you can smell the paint fumes...
March 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
TFW SoFi advertises to you that mortgage rates are dropping and at the same time that they are remodeling the apartment just above you and you can smell the paint fumes...
TFW your neighbor is blasting gangster rap at 10am so loud that you wonder if clients can hear the cuss words thru the computer / if your boss will be upset about the background noise while you slave away at your work from home job. 🤣 I'd say I need sound proofing but they in the yard. 🙃
March 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
TFW your neighbor is blasting gangster rap at 10am so loud that you wonder if clients can hear the cuss words thru the computer / if your boss will be upset about the background noise while you slave away at your work from home job. 🤣 I'd say I need sound proofing but they in the yard. 🙃
Help me name the mouse that is under my washer in my apartment. I can't get to him to rescue him so 🤷🏻♀️
Are we thinking Gus or Jacque?
Are we thinking Gus or Jacque?
March 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Help me name the mouse that is under my washer in my apartment. I can't get to him to rescue him so 🤷🏻♀️
Are we thinking Gus or Jacque?
Are we thinking Gus or Jacque?
TFW you slip in the shower, banging your leg on the side of the tub and you think "Wow that hurt. But no marks so I guess I am okay."
Only for the bruise to turn up 72hrs later and be bigger than my hand. 😂
Guess I am a danger to myself 🤷🏻♀️
Only for the bruise to turn up 72hrs later and be bigger than my hand. 😂
Guess I am a danger to myself 🤷🏻♀️
March 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
TFW you slip in the shower, banging your leg on the side of the tub and you think "Wow that hurt. But no marks so I guess I am okay."
Only for the bruise to turn up 72hrs later and be bigger than my hand. 😂
Guess I am a danger to myself 🤷🏻♀️
Only for the bruise to turn up 72hrs later and be bigger than my hand. 😂
Guess I am a danger to myself 🤷🏻♀️
No crime is illegal with enough money.
So really the question is "How much do I have to pay you to let me do this thing?"
So really the question is "How much do I have to pay you to let me do this thing?"
March 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
No crime is illegal with enough money.
So really the question is "How much do I have to pay you to let me do this thing?"
So really the question is "How much do I have to pay you to let me do this thing?"
#fatgirlcardiotip of the day:
Turn on your Fitbit to track your panic attack while grocery shopping alone.
Get that feeling of a job well done for your watch telling you it's exercise.
✨Bonus points if the watch tracks it automatically. 😂
Turn on your Fitbit to track your panic attack while grocery shopping alone.
Get that feeling of a job well done for your watch telling you it's exercise.
✨Bonus points if the watch tracks it automatically. 😂
March 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
#fatgirlcardiotip of the day:
Turn on your Fitbit to track your panic attack while grocery shopping alone.
Get that feeling of a job well done for your watch telling you it's exercise.
✨Bonus points if the watch tracks it automatically. 😂
Turn on your Fitbit to track your panic attack while grocery shopping alone.
Get that feeling of a job well done for your watch telling you it's exercise.
✨Bonus points if the watch tracks it automatically. 😂
Because this should be shared: www.npr.org/2025/03/04/g...
Follow NPR's annotated fact check of President Trump's address to Congress
As President Trump addresses a joint session of Congress tonight, reporters from across NPR's newsroom will fact check and offer context as the speech unfolds.
www.npr.org
March 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Because this should be shared: www.npr.org/2025/03/04/g...
Hot take 🔥 Politics are just a damned if you damned if you don't situation.
Example: I don't want to watch the news but if I don't how am I to know what to boycott or what essential right of being a human I have lost today.
Example: I don't want to watch the news but if I don't how am I to know what to boycott or what essential right of being a human I have lost today.
March 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Hot take 🔥 Politics are just a damned if you damned if you don't situation.
Example: I don't want to watch the news but if I don't how am I to know what to boycott or what essential right of being a human I have lost today.
Example: I don't want to watch the news but if I don't how am I to know what to boycott or what essential right of being a human I have lost today.
I am the kind of crazy that listens to podcasts and watches YouTube videos at 1.5x speed 😂
March 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I am the kind of crazy that listens to podcasts and watches YouTube videos at 1.5x speed 😂
I think in my next life I would like to be loved enough that silence doesn't occur because they want to be in the same room, the same place, as me.
March 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I think in my next life I would like to be loved enough that silence doesn't occur because they want to be in the same room, the same place, as me.
When you know you have a Joann's gift card from Christmas but you can't find it after your move.
🤣 Not like they would accept it anyway since they are closing.
#anotherdumbgirlmistake #badwithmoney
🤣 Not like they would accept it anyway since they are closing.
#anotherdumbgirlmistake #badwithmoney
March 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
When you know you have a Joann's gift card from Christmas but you can't find it after your move.
🤣 Not like they would accept it anyway since they are closing.
#anotherdumbgirlmistake #badwithmoney
🤣 Not like they would accept it anyway since they are closing.
#anotherdumbgirlmistake #badwithmoney
It sounds like they are gutting the apartment above me. Glass shattering as they throw it off the balcony. So glad I work from home.
February 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It sounds like they are gutting the apartment above me. Glass shattering as they throw it off the balcony. So glad I work from home.
TFW you are standing in your kitchen cooking breakfast and your coffee maker springs to life 😂 startling you who is facing the opposite direction 😂 because you forgot you set the delay brew last night before bed.
Anywho Happy Friday 😂
Anywho Happy Friday 😂
February 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
TFW you are standing in your kitchen cooking breakfast and your coffee maker springs to life 😂 startling you who is facing the opposite direction 😂 because you forgot you set the delay brew last night before bed.
Anywho Happy Friday 😂
Anywho Happy Friday 😂
One of my new found joys of my morning routine is:
✅ waking up early enough to make breakfast for myself.
Today's victim was 2 eggs on toast with spicy ketchup - unsure yet if I'll financially recover. 😂
✅ waking up early enough to make breakfast for myself.
Today's victim was 2 eggs on toast with spicy ketchup - unsure yet if I'll financially recover. 😂
February 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
One of my new found joys of my morning routine is:
✅ waking up early enough to make breakfast for myself.
Today's victim was 2 eggs on toast with spicy ketchup - unsure yet if I'll financially recover. 😂
✅ waking up early enough to make breakfast for myself.
Today's victim was 2 eggs on toast with spicy ketchup - unsure yet if I'll financially recover. 😂
Another song that I'd love to sing at a karaoke dute some day 😂
Promiscuous
Nelly Furtado, Timbaland · Loose · Song · 2006
open.spotify.com
February 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Another song that I'd love to sing at a karaoke dute some day 😂
First time posting a video here 😂 let me know if y'all enjoy & I'll start posting my archive 😂💜
February 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
First time posting a video here 😂 let me know if y'all enjoy & I'll start posting my archive 😂💜
Just once in my life I'd love to hear that my contact ringtone in his's phone is "My Chick Bad" by Ludacris and Nicki Minaj 😂
open.spotify.com/track/3bMNpr...
open.spotify.com/track/3bMNpr...
My Chick Bad
Ludacris, Nicki Minaj · Battle Of The Sexes (Deluxe) · Song · 2010
open.spotify.com
February 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Just once in my life I'd love to hear that my contact ringtone in his's phone is "My Chick Bad" by Ludacris and Nicki Minaj 😂
open.spotify.com/track/3bMNpr...
open.spotify.com/track/3bMNpr...
Reposted by 💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl)
20 years ago, YouTube was founded!
February 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
20 years ago, YouTube was founded!
Half price chocolate day for the win!
Hope you are having a great weekend no matter the weather 🤣❄️
Hope you are having a great weekend no matter the weather 🤣❄️
February 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Half price chocolate day for the win!
Hope you are having a great weekend no matter the weather 🤣❄️
Hope you are having a great weekend no matter the weather 🤣❄️
Hi Ho
Hi Ho
Back to the applications we go
😂😭
Hi Ho
Back to the applications we go
😂😭
February 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hi Ho
Hi Ho
Back to the applications we go
😂😭
Hi Ho
Back to the applications we go
😂😭
Reposted by 💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl)
