Turn on your Fitbit to track your panic attack while grocery shopping alone.
Get that feeling of a job well done for your watch telling you it's exercise.
✨Bonus points if the watch tracks it automatically. 😂
Turn on your Fitbit to track your panic attack while grocery shopping alone.
Get that feeling of a job well done for your watch telling you it's exercise.
✨Bonus points if the watch tracks it automatically. 😂
✅ waking up early enough to make breakfast for myself.
Today's victim was 2 eggs on toast with spicy ketchup - unsure yet if I'll financially recover. 😂
✅ waking up early enough to make breakfast for myself.
Today's victim was 2 eggs on toast with spicy ketchup - unsure yet if I'll financially recover. 😂
Hope you are having a great weekend no matter the weather 🤣❄️
Hope you are having a great weekend no matter the weather 🤣❄️
Behold... I is noodle!
Behold... I is noodle!
Shrimp & Horseradish Fishy dinner for any man who thinks that he can make a woman his property!
@verybadllama.bsky.social 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Shrimp & Horseradish Fishy dinner for any man who thinks that he can make a woman his property!
@verybadllama.bsky.social 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
PS if anyone knows how to get the smell out of reusable ice spheres feel free to comment on this post.
PS if anyone knows how to get the smell out of reusable ice spheres feel free to comment on this post.
Why do I feel like I need to drop another $250ish on things to make the new apartment livable?
Also when the apartments stop coming with shower curtain rods?
Send caffeine and memes 😂
Why do I feel like I need to drop another $250ish on things to make the new apartment livable?
Also when the apartments stop coming with shower curtain rods?
Send caffeine and memes 😂
The more trauma inflicted on a head of garlic the more flavorful or spicy it becomes.
So I'll have you know, I'm delicious 😂 I'm the eldest and only daughter in my family. 🧄
The more trauma inflicted on a head of garlic the more flavorful or spicy it becomes.
So I'll have you know, I'm delicious 😂 I'm the eldest and only daughter in my family. 🧄
* Monster Java for caffeine
* Water in a big blue cup as I'm a dehydrated house plant
* Dr. pep in a small glass as my poison with my lunch
* Monster Java for caffeine
* Water in a big blue cup as I'm a dehydrated house plant
* Dr. pep in a small glass as my poison with my lunch
They should not be trusted 😂
They should not be trusted 😂