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💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl)
@violetrhae.bsky.social
It still surprises me that more people don't know this when they turn their beers green 🤣🍀
March 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Some craft projects turn into just cute ideas after the serger stops working. Maybe one day they will make their way into my shop. Today isn't that day.
March 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
#fatgirlcardiotip of the day:
Turn on your Fitbit to track your panic attack while grocery shopping alone.

Get that feeling of a job well done for your watch telling you it's exercise.

✨Bonus points if the watch tracks it automatically. 😂
March 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
One of my new found joys of my morning routine is:
✅ waking up early enough to make breakfast for myself.
Today's victim was 2 eggs on toast with spicy ketchup - unsure yet if I'll financially recover. 😂
February 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
First time posting a video here 😂 let me know if y'all enjoy & I'll start posting my archive 😂💜
February 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Half price chocolate day for the win!
Hope you are having a great weekend no matter the weather 🤣❄️
February 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If you're not on Snapchat for the filters you are missing out lol some of them are so artistic and big claps to whomever is creating these filters so we can distract ourselves from the dumpster fire of life 😂👏🏻 y'all are heros lol
February 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Who's being a silly goose this weekend? Comment to tell me what kind of nonsense you're getting up to this weekend?
February 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Who says Snapchat isn't fun for the filters?
Behold... I is noodle!
February 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Celebrate any Win 💜
February 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Tbh this is how I feel today.
February 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Going to the thrift this weekend to find a god awful jello mold too...
Shrimp & Horseradish Fishy dinner for any man who thinks that he can make a woman his property!
@verybadllama.bsky.social 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
February 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Trying to tell someone what your morning consists of when you're washing your ice cubes is pretty funny.
PS if anyone knows how to get the smell out of reusable ice spheres feel free to comment on this post.
February 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You have to read more than the first sentence or headline.
February 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Adapt and overcome 😂
February 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Thank you Doodlegems for saying the quite part out loud for everyone 👏🏻
February 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
As I'm unpacking: 2 questions to start my day-
Why do I feel like I need to drop another $250ish on things to make the new apartment livable?
Also when the apartments stop coming with shower curtain rods?
Send caffeine and memes 😂
February 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Saw a video today that proved to me that I am not a "snack" - I am in fact Garlic.
The more trauma inflicted on a head of garlic the more flavorful or spicy it becomes.
So I'll have you know, I'm delicious 😂 I'm the eldest and only daughter in my family. 🧄
January 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My daily drinks on desk scene -
* Monster Java for caffeine
* Water in a big blue cup as I'm a dehydrated house plant
* Dr. pep in a small glass as my poison with my lunch
January 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Need y'all's opinion about what to put here. The landlord said they won't replace it but I can. 😂
January 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
😂 Do not obey the lobby
They should not be trusted 😂
January 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
January 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
One thing I forgot about Missouri while living in Kansas for three years... The gunshots being fired to let the whole city know we won the football game. 😂 Now onto the real question - Mama Kelsey is wearing all Chief's gear to this year's Superbowl now that it's just Travis playing - right?
January 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Progress is taking things one step at a time. Even if that means finding random items in the cabinets of your new apartment.
January 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
You would think with all the XP I've earned existing for as long as I have on this marble - that the test at some point would get easier.
January 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM