the nigh omniscient padishah innominate one
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Not safe for work. Actually, not safe for anywhere. Schadenfreude is my raison d'être.
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My construction engineering professor failed me for writing "they make chimneys that size so that Santa can get through." Time to call the police
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My construction engineering professor failed me for writing "they make chimneys that size so that Santa can get through." Time to call the police
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Mr. President, I got a 0% on my polar zoology essay titled "The Abominable Snowman: He's Real." I am clearly being persecuted by the radical left.
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Mr. President, I got a 0% on my polar zoology essay titled "The Abominable Snowman: He's Real." I am clearly being persecuted by the radical left.
What's your fucking damage, assholes?
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
What's your fucking damage, assholes?
Nullius in verba.
December 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Nullius in verba.
People don't have sufficient appreciation for Khan's fashion sense.
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
People don't have sufficient appreciation for Khan's fashion sense.
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On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them.
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them.
Same with political candidates. Don't try to vote for the winner.
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Same with political candidates. Don't try to vote for the winner.
I'll have to lead with the sarcasm label in the future.
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I'll have to lead with the sarcasm label in the future.