Virtual Taylor
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none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
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Today's Cartoon- Pope Francis
April 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Today's Cartoon- Pope Francis
FOUR MORE YEARS! …. of having a fat, bloated, lying, wig wearing, lives ruining, manipulating alcoholic/druggie with a weird fan base and close colleagues who tolerate his crap even though it could end the world. American Dad and Roger Smith is renewed for four years.
April 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
FOUR MORE YEARS! …. of having a fat, bloated, lying, wig wearing, lives ruining, manipulating alcoholic/druggie with a weird fan base and close colleagues who tolerate his crap even though it could end the world. American Dad and Roger Smith is renewed for four years.
While my last post has your attention can I make a request: Stop calling Teslas 'Swasticars' at least for a day or two. I'm in the negotiating room at Hyundai and every time a Swasticar post is made the sales manager giggles while scratching out my model y value and writing a lower number
January 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
While my last post has your attention can I make a request: Stop calling Teslas 'Swasticars' at least for a day or two. I'm in the negotiating room at Hyundai and every time a Swasticar post is made the sales manager giggles while scratching out my model y value and writing a lower number
Not to be a crabby old man, but remember back in the day when people who had stupid wealth were less focused on burning down the planet and more on flying around it in a hot air balloon?
January 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Not to be a crabby old man, but remember back in the day when people who had stupid wealth were less focused on burning down the planet and more on flying around it in a hot air balloon?
Stop mumbling and cheer up
Put down the book, pick beer up
Put down the book, pick beer up
December 24, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Stop mumbling and cheer up
Put down the book, pick beer up
Put down the book, pick beer up
Happy Monday! I had to put pants on and if that wasn’t bad enough I dropped a nest audio on my toe. Hopefully your day has gone better
December 9, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Happy Monday! I had to put pants on and if that wasn’t bad enough I dropped a nest audio on my toe. Hopefully your day has gone better
Pet parents *shaking hands* human parents
* Dodging toys and painful obstacles while walking in the dark.
* Trying to quietly open snacks without raising suspicion
* Takes your space on the bed and your blanket
* Accepts they’re better looking than you
* Dodging toys and painful obstacles while walking in the dark.
* Trying to quietly open snacks without raising suspicion
* Takes your space on the bed and your blanket
* Accepts they’re better looking than you
November 24, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Pet parents *shaking hands* human parents
* Dodging toys and painful obstacles while walking in the dark.
* Trying to quietly open snacks without raising suspicion
* Takes your space on the bed and your blanket
* Accepts they’re better looking than you
* Dodging toys and painful obstacles while walking in the dark.
* Trying to quietly open snacks without raising suspicion
* Takes your space on the bed and your blanket
* Accepts they’re better looking than you
*Robs bank and successfully speeds away*
*Comes back ten minutes later* Hey have you guys seen my phone? I can’t find it and this was the last place I remember seeing it
*Comes back ten minutes later* Hey have you guys seen my phone? I can’t find it and this was the last place I remember seeing it
November 22, 2024 at 2:33 AM
*Robs bank and successfully speeds away*
*Comes back ten minutes later* Hey have you guys seen my phone? I can’t find it and this was the last place I remember seeing it
*Comes back ten minutes later* Hey have you guys seen my phone? I can’t find it and this was the last place I remember seeing it
And give love to the artists. It’s a big reason they continue doing what they do
November 19, 2024 at 6:03 PM
And give love to the artists. It’s a big reason they continue doing what they do
Wish my father was still alive, mostly because as a kid he’d point to his receding hair and tell me I’m the reason for it. Today I’d love to point to mine and use the same line on him #MissedOpportunities
November 19, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Wish my father was still alive, mostly because as a kid he’d point to his receding hair and tell me I’m the reason for it. Today I’d love to point to mine and use the same line on him #MissedOpportunities
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It looks like a lot of the serious issues have already been covered by other Starter Packs, so I threw together some of the funny and quirky big accounts at the old place:
go.bsky.app/SMCEczT
go.bsky.app/SMCEczT
November 10, 2024 at 2:28 PM
It looks like a lot of the serious issues have already been covered by other Starter Packs, so I threw together some of the funny and quirky big accounts at the old place:
go.bsky.app/SMCEczT
go.bsky.app/SMCEczT
Vote! Are you voting yet?
November 5, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Vote! Are you voting yet?
Having a golden retriever is like being best friends with someone much better looking than you and they’re always broke
September 6, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Having a golden retriever is like being best friends with someone much better looking than you and they’re always broke
How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?
Oh course you don’t the answer, because you weren’t there man!
Oh course you don’t the answer, because you weren’t there man!
September 6, 2024 at 2:13 PM
How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?
Oh course you don’t the answer, because you weren’t there man!
Oh course you don’t the answer, because you weren’t there man!
My first job was at a grocery store and I used to think “fossils” as we played 50s music that old people would tell me they enjoyed while shopping.
Just something I thought about yesterday when ‘Fade Into You’ played at the local King Soopers
Just something I thought about yesterday when ‘Fade Into You’ played at the local King Soopers
August 30, 2024 at 1:24 PM
My first job was at a grocery store and I used to think “fossils” as we played 50s music that old people would tell me they enjoyed while shopping.
Just something I thought about yesterday when ‘Fade Into You’ played at the local King Soopers
Just something I thought about yesterday when ‘Fade Into You’ played at the local King Soopers
Big thanks to Bluesky for not having an edit button. Now everyone who views my profile will think I’m too lazy to proofread and my grammar sucks… I mean, it’s true, but I didn’t want you to know until like my tenth post or something
July 1, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Big thanks to Bluesky for not having an edit button. Now everyone who views my profile will think I’m too lazy to proofread and my grammar sucks… I mean, it’s true, but I didn’t want you to know until like my tenth post or something
First post and what better way to start than roast myself. I’m scream white and lame so bad I went for a test drive and the salesman changed the station from hip hop to Billy Joel #WishIWasMakingThisUp
July 1, 2024 at 12:52 AM
First post and what better way to start than roast myself. I’m scream white and lame so bad I went for a test drive and the salesman changed the station from hip hop to Billy Joel #WishIWasMakingThisUp