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Seems harsh that, in the age of everyone re-evaluating “naff” 80s yacht rock/blue-eyed soul that old Chris didn’t receive a lot of the same treatment. There’s 3/4 cracking albums in there full of great arrangements and writing
Chris Rea - Josephine • TopPop
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December 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hope that ref today gets sepsis for Christmas.
December 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I fear that strong Fulham team could well be them smelling blood and going for it. Going to need a response from our lot tonight
December 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I’m willing to bet that Newcastle United will not be playing that midfield 3 very often in the future. Good thing Bruno is in the form of his life
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Give him 20 minutes and he’ll score
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The mad lads did it
SEGAGAGA translation to be released soon
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December 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Thomas Tuchel, take Lewis Miley to the World Cup, you coward
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Tino and Hall are two great players like. The difference is so stark and will make the inevitable Haaland sucker punch feel even worse when it comes
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Four years of the best #NUFC manager in my lifetime but it’s probably time to let him go. Keeps making subs on the 64th minute and is still playing Longstaff and Wilson every week
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
NUFC going along canny in the cups and I still think Wissa is going to be the man that kicks the season off proper. I feel Howe can finally play the way he wants when him and the full backs are back in the side. Probably need to sort that knacker Gordon out though
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Bring me the 10 year Botman contract next
Sandro Tonali has another three full seasons to run on his contract, plus Newcastle hold the option of extending it by a further year, due to a secret deal handed to the midfielder during his 10-month suspension for gambling offences.

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Sandro Tonali signed secret Newcastle contract extension after gambling ban
The Italian's Newcastle terms actually run until 2030, rather than the publicly reported 2028.
www.nytimes.com
October 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Christ
'Grand Theft Auto 3' released 24 years ago today
October 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Honestly think that’s the best I’ve seen Gordon play for us. Fucking sensational, as soon as he entered the Benfica half, he was causing total chaos
October 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If Danny “Bastard” Welbeck scores against us again today, I make that roughly about 20 points he’s cost us over the years
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Bruno and Tonali were excellent today but if anyone has Peter Bankes’ home address, feed an envelope full of dogshit through his letterbox. As piss poor a refereeing performance you can get at PL level
October 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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ai video shit websites can instantly make it look like orson welles himself is sucking my cock but i still have to complete the hardest captcha of my life to book a bowling lane
October 3, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Champion, NUFC will be overpowered to fuck every year going forward
September 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Lads, I’ve watched football a lot over the years and I now genuinely don’t know what is and isn’t a penalty anymore. What the fuck are we playing at
September 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Thought we did very well there against a side who will be in the semi-finals at a minimum. If Gordon scores early doors, who knows? Totally different game but I am a MASSIVE fan of Thiaw doing Cruyff turns and clipped 20 yard passes in his own half. He’ll be great fun
September 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
@adamf2384.bsky.social Official face of the Nervous NUFC fan in that second half
September 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Gordon is going to pinch the ball off one of their centre halves tonight and plant it in the corner. Dream it. Manifest it
September 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Newcastle United just had to win there. We were good for a couple more but it’s 3 points that we desperately needed. Let’s get into Barca on Thursday
September 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Big Nick in tomorrow and let’s see Jacob Murphy pinging crosses at his napper. Don’t care if he prefers it to feet, he’s in our land now and he’ll fight for headers against Craig Dawson and like it
September 12, 2025 at 9:38 AM