Haylee Ortiz
@virtueisrelative.bsky.social
1986, lgBtq, BAR5 '17, CIDP, SSDI, MMJ
DEN->PNW
~~Thanks for the plasma! 🧛🏻♀️ disabled since '20
DEN->PNW
~~Thanks for the plasma! 🧛🏻♀️ disabled since '20
I just dig this sound and didn't realize his following was so small. This artist was featured on the Nacho Problems playlist too though that playlist has aged weird to me.....
The Lunacy Of Flowers
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November 21, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I just dig this sound and didn't realize his following was so small. This artist was featured on the Nacho Problems playlist too though that playlist has aged weird to me.....
Our security system…
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Our security system…
When was the last time you replaced your hairbrush? I lost my old one and had to replace it. Wasn’t fancy, just old trusty paddle brush but it had been YEARS. A new brush feels so satisfying.
November 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
When was the last time you replaced your hairbrush? I lost my old one and had to replace it. Wasn’t fancy, just old trusty paddle brush but it had been YEARS. A new brush feels so satisfying.
Has anyone tried making a battle card game around RPDR where every queen is like a pokemon? International queens are rare. Each appearance gains power... So cheeky... #stoned #gameideas #cardgames
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Has anyone tried making a battle card game around RPDR where every queen is like a pokemon? International queens are rare. Each appearance gains power... So cheeky... #stoned #gameideas #cardgames
Grants helped pay my co-insurance 2025 but I didn't apply early enough to get the whole year covered. November is THE TIME to double check apts, coverages, refills, grants, and misc homework (snap, transport, referrals).Dec is too busy, Jan is late. The govt shutdown doesn't change deadlines.
November 6, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Grants helped pay my co-insurance 2025 but I didn't apply early enough to get the whole year covered. November is THE TIME to double check apts, coverages, refills, grants, and misc homework (snap, transport, referrals).Dec is too busy, Jan is late. The govt shutdown doesn't change deadlines.
My tooth hurts but I’m still smiling so this is correct.
11 months until we throw a party and kiss each other in front of everyone.
11 months until we throw a party and kiss each other in front of everyone.
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
My tooth hurts but I’m still smiling so this is correct.
11 months until we throw a party and kiss each other in front of everyone.
11 months until we throw a party and kiss each other in front of everyone.
Megan’s hair is stupid and none of you told her. #megthomas #deadbydaylight #dbdsurvivor #nea #taurie
October 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Megan’s hair is stupid and none of you told her. #megthomas #deadbydaylight #dbdsurvivor #nea #taurie
Just your neighborhood young SSDI/Medicare girl posting a screenshot of what Medicare sent today… Can you spot the reason I hate it here?
September 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Just your neighborhood young SSDI/Medicare girl posting a screenshot of what Medicare sent today… Can you spot the reason I hate it here?
If 97-98% of media is against you, you might be a bad person.
September 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
If 97-98% of media is against you, you might be a bad person.
Everyday just feels like another quake of capitalism’s death rattle.
I am a fall risk. This is fucked.
I am a fall risk. This is fucked.
September 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Everyday just feels like another quake of capitalism’s death rattle.
I am a fall risk. This is fucked.
I am a fall risk. This is fucked.
I once accidentally went to a Marshmello show.
September 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I once accidentally went to a Marshmello show.
Some local guy was screaming on another app about a Home Depot not flying their flag half-mast. “I’ll take my business elsewhere!” Type shit and citing Kirk as an “official”. This fanboy attitude about MAGA is crazy. I hope we have something like a Nuremberg when this all falls apart.
September 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Some local guy was screaming on another app about a Home Depot not flying their flag half-mast. “I’ll take my business elsewhere!” Type shit and citing Kirk as an “official”. This fanboy attitude about MAGA is crazy. I hope we have something like a Nuremberg when this all falls apart.
As image technology gets better, "vegan leather" quality stays the same age.
It's free advertising for the leather industry at this point.
It's free advertising for the leather industry at this point.
September 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
As image technology gets better, "vegan leather" quality stays the same age.
It's free advertising for the leather industry at this point.
It's free advertising for the leather industry at this point.
Murder City Devils signed this for me. I had J get it from the car because everything else was just black...
September 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Murder City Devils signed this for me. I had J get it from the car because everything else was just black...
Amen...
The only minority group you can join at any time 😂 | Josh Blue Stand-Up Comedy
YouTube video by Dry Bar Comedy
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August 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Amen...
Oh shit! Congrats to @foxyshazam.bsky.social for the spotlight (opening song) on Peacemaker season 2! See them if they come through! #foxyshazam #flamingotrigger #nachoproblems #welcomeback #michaeljordan
August 24, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Oh shit! Congrats to @foxyshazam.bsky.social for the spotlight (opening song) on Peacemaker season 2! See them if they come through! #foxyshazam #flamingotrigger #nachoproblems #welcomeback #michaeljordan
Screenshot of Trump’s public schedule since yesterday when it became noticeably boring. Timing seems totally legit. #putin #epstein #texasdems #newsom #southpark #vaccines #cankles #heaven #dementia #vance #lgbtq #federaljudge #ghislaine #maga #fafo
August 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Screenshot of Trump’s public schedule since yesterday when it became noticeably boring. Timing seems totally legit. #putin #epstein #texasdems #newsom #southpark #vaccines #cankles #heaven #dementia #vance #lgbtq #federaljudge #ghislaine #maga #fafo
“Hey internet, why do I feel like shit?”
*search specific symptoms*
“It’s normal? Again?”
🥵🤯😡
#spoonie #chronic #medicallyclumsy #forevertired #autoimmune #flareup #migraine
*search specific symptoms*
“It’s normal? Again?”
🥵🤯😡
#spoonie #chronic #medicallyclumsy #forevertired #autoimmune #flareup #migraine
August 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Hey internet, why do I feel like shit?”
*search specific symptoms*
“It’s normal? Again?”
🥵🤯😡
#spoonie #chronic #medicallyclumsy #forevertired #autoimmune #flareup #migraine
*search specific symptoms*
“It’s normal? Again?”
🥵🤯😡
#spoonie #chronic #medicallyclumsy #forevertired #autoimmune #flareup #migraine
Imagine the World Cup and Olympics if this shit keeps up. I smell boycotts and bribes at the minimum and that’s just the GOPs diaper genie. #groundbreaking #democrats #bullshit #trump #dementia #resign
August 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Imagine the World Cup and Olympics if this shit keeps up. I smell boycotts and bribes at the minimum and that’s just the GOPs diaper genie. #groundbreaking #democrats #bullshit #trump #dementia #resign
South Park commentary everywhere with no mention of the WATER BOTTLE gag. Those little touches make the digs better... #southpark #getherjade #noemkillspuppies
August 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
South Park commentary everywhere with no mention of the WATER BOTTLE gag. Those little touches make the digs better... #southpark #getherjade #noemkillspuppies
RIP to Ozzy. You kept me close to Dad until he finally married for happiness and I will never forget every fucking lyric because you were Jim's favorite. RIP to Grandpa Paul. It feels like shit to be thankful that you made it back to family to say goodbye, ICE be damned. #lilthankful #fuckmaga
July 30, 2025 at 9:35 AM
RIP to Ozzy. You kept me close to Dad until he finally married for happiness and I will never forget every fucking lyric because you were Jim's favorite. RIP to Grandpa Paul. It feels like shit to be thankful that you made it back to family to say goodbye, ICE be damned. #lilthankful #fuckmaga
The Tear Garden is still releasing new music. #i'llcomeback
#ka-spel #cevinkey #teargarden #legendarypinkdots #skinnypuppy #deadbydaylight
#ka-spel #cevinkey #teargarden #legendarypinkdots #skinnypuppy #deadbydaylight
A Return
The Tear Garden · A Return · Song · 2025
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July 22, 2025 at 7:47 AM
The Tear Garden is still releasing new music. #i'llcomeback
#ka-spel #cevinkey #teargarden #legendarypinkdots #skinnypuppy #deadbydaylight
#ka-spel #cevinkey #teargarden #legendarypinkdots #skinnypuppy #deadbydaylight
I got home from DnD and as I was bringing dishes in (my turn for food) I just started crying. Everyone made a plate to go.
I haven't felt this flavor of happy since I worked in hospitality.
I only brought home dirty dishes. No leftovers. #hospitality #littlehappy #breakbread #nospoons
I haven't felt this flavor of happy since I worked in hospitality.
I only brought home dirty dishes. No leftovers. #hospitality #littlehappy #breakbread #nospoons
July 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I got home from DnD and as I was bringing dishes in (my turn for food) I just started crying. Everyone made a plate to go.
I haven't felt this flavor of happy since I worked in hospitality.
I only brought home dirty dishes. No leftovers. #hospitality #littlehappy #breakbread #nospoons
I haven't felt this flavor of happy since I worked in hospitality.
I only brought home dirty dishes. No leftovers. #hospitality #littlehappy #breakbread #nospoons
I told my closest friend to start playing and I’m so excited to hear if she comes out survivor, killer, or bisexual. 🤣
#deadbydaylight #DBD #lgbtq
#deadbydaylight #DBD #lgbtq
July 19, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I told my closest friend to start playing and I’m so excited to hear if she comes out survivor, killer, or bisexual. 🤣
#deadbydaylight #DBD #lgbtq
#deadbydaylight #DBD #lgbtq