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Split Calyx
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Rosebuds reddening where the calyx split

Motorsport Scum 🏁
GROND! GROND! GROND!
February 2, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Brooks 💔
February 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Pretty sure that post was written by AI
February 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
My thoughts exactly. The shape is hysterical (complimentary, biologically)
February 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Can't wait for the juicy vulns to leak tech bro emails
February 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
📌 Fascist timeline: masked regime secret police fire teargas from rooftop into peaceful protest that includes children
February 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
📌 Fascist timeline: Masked regime police tear gas children in daylight
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
The moon is bright and nearly full, the snow has gently blanketed the forest floor, the stars are assuring me it's plenty warm
January 31, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Everything I know about her is against my will 🥲
January 30, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Yes, Chefs Boyardee
January 30, 2026 at 6:59 PM
HOW DARE KEN JENNINGS DO THIS TO YOU
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Reposted by Split Calyx
i'll DM you a crypto number to slip the jerryposts into

Jerrified!
January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Damn, hypjerinflation is out of control
January 30, 2026 at 6:12 PM
But what if I slipped you a cool 100 jerryposts? That's almost a day's worth
January 30, 2026 at 6:10 PM
How many jerryposts do I need to get to get jerrified?
January 30, 2026 at 6:09 PM
While they were intubating my Mom in the ER the security guard gave me a little two-packet of saltine-sized Graham crackers

Not that I had any appetite for one, but I have never seen any sandwiches in an ER except on The Pitt as well 😅

Mom's ok now btw
January 30, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Tiny gal ❤️
January 30, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Talbots has 60% off clearance per my sister... I don't own much of their stuff (work in tech and wear jeans) but the prices seem fair
January 29, 2026 at 9:18 PM
The upside is I spent enough time in a hospital while she was recovering to follow a lot of what's going on in The Pitt 😅
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I've heard trauma described as a way to time travel back to the worst moments of your life

So big hugs to my fellow time travelers
January 29, 2026 at 5:17 AM