Split Calyx
@vixerunt.bsky.social
Rosebuds reddening where the calyx split
Motorsport Scum 🏁
Motorsport Scum 🏁
GROND! GROND! GROND!
February 2, 2026 at 3:20 AM
GROND! GROND! GROND!
Pretty sure that post was written by AI
February 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Pretty sure that post was written by AI
My thoughts exactly. The shape is hysterical (complimentary, biologically)
February 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
My thoughts exactly. The shape is hysterical (complimentary, biologically)
Can't wait for the juicy vulns to leak tech bro emails
February 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Can't wait for the juicy vulns to leak tech bro emails
📌 Fascist timeline: masked regime secret police fire teargas from rooftop into peaceful protest that includes children
February 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
📌 Fascist timeline: masked regime secret police fire teargas from rooftop into peaceful protest that includes children
📌 Fascist timeline: Masked regime police tear gas children in daylight
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
📌 Fascist timeline: Masked regime police tear gas children in daylight
The moon is bright and nearly full, the snow has gently blanketed the forest floor, the stars are assuring me it's plenty warm
January 31, 2026 at 3:54 AM
The moon is bright and nearly full, the snow has gently blanketed the forest floor, the stars are assuring me it's plenty warm
Everything I know about her is against my will 🥲
January 30, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Everything I know about her is against my will 🥲
Yes, Chefs Boyardee
January 30, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Yes, Chefs Boyardee
HOW DARE KEN JENNINGS DO THIS TO YOU
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
HOW DARE KEN JENNINGS DO THIS TO YOU
Reposted by Split Calyx
i'll DM you a crypto number to slip the jerryposts into
Jerrified!
Jerrified!
January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
i'll DM you a crypto number to slip the jerryposts into
Jerrified!
Jerrified!
Damn, hypjerinflation is out of control
January 30, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Damn, hypjerinflation is out of control
But what if I slipped you a cool 100 jerryposts? That's almost a day's worth
January 30, 2026 at 6:10 PM
But what if I slipped you a cool 100 jerryposts? That's almost a day's worth
How many jerryposts do I need to get to get jerrified?
January 30, 2026 at 6:09 PM
How many jerryposts do I need to get to get jerrified?
While they were intubating my Mom in the ER the security guard gave me a little two-packet of saltine-sized Graham crackers
Not that I had any appetite for one, but I have never seen any sandwiches in an ER except on The Pitt as well 😅
Mom's ok now btw
Not that I had any appetite for one, but I have never seen any sandwiches in an ER except on The Pitt as well 😅
Mom's ok now btw
January 30, 2026 at 4:27 AM
While they were intubating my Mom in the ER the security guard gave me a little two-packet of saltine-sized Graham crackers
Not that I had any appetite for one, but I have never seen any sandwiches in an ER except on The Pitt as well 😅
Mom's ok now btw
Not that I had any appetite for one, but I have never seen any sandwiches in an ER except on The Pitt as well 😅
Mom's ok now btw
Talbots has 60% off clearance per my sister... I don't own much of their stuff (work in tech and wear jeans) but the prices seem fair
January 29, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Talbots has 60% off clearance per my sister... I don't own much of their stuff (work in tech and wear jeans) but the prices seem fair
The upside is I spent enough time in a hospital while she was recovering to follow a lot of what's going on in The Pitt 😅
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 AM
The upside is I spent enough time in a hospital while she was recovering to follow a lot of what's going on in The Pitt 😅
I've heard trauma described as a way to time travel back to the worst moments of your life
So big hugs to my fellow time travelers
So big hugs to my fellow time travelers
January 29, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I've heard trauma described as a way to time travel back to the worst moments of your life
So big hugs to my fellow time travelers
So big hugs to my fellow time travelers