Split Calyx
@vixerunt.bsky.social
Rosebuds reddening where the calyx split
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Split Calyx
@vixerunt.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Hi I'm Split Calyx
I like Alabama Football, F1, NFL, NBA, Diamond League, Medieval European history, early music, world music, trance EDM, cybersecurity, science fiction and fantasy novels, pretty nature pictures, sobriety, knitting, jogging, cats, squirrels.
Trans rights are human rights!
I like Alabama Football, F1, NFL, NBA, Diamond League, Medieval European history, early music, world music, trance EDM, cybersecurity, science fiction and fantasy novels, pretty nature pictures, sobriety, knitting, jogging, cats, squirrels.
Trans rights are human rights!
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The silicon valley VC people are most of them just the saudi sovereign wealth fund in lame disguises and they've been looking for an energy-intensive digital product to unstrand their carbon, and after bitcoin and NFTs failed they think they can make GenAI work... is my working hypothesis.
My conspiracy theory about genAI in games blowing up more and more by big companies is that they’ve all got a ton of investors insisting they use genAI tools otherwise they(investors) won’t be able to bankroll em anymore
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The silicon valley VC people are most of them just the saudi sovereign wealth fund in lame disguises and they've been looking for an energy-intensive digital product to unstrand their carbon, and after bitcoin and NFTs failed they think they can make GenAI work... is my working hypothesis.
Thinking about my wedding cake
Chocolate cream cheese frosting, chocolate cake, raspberry jelly
Best cake I've ever eaten
Chocolate cream cheese frosting, chocolate cake, raspberry jelly
Best cake I've ever eaten
December 23, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Thinking about my wedding cake
Chocolate cream cheese frosting, chocolate cake, raspberry jelly
Best cake I've ever eaten
Chocolate cream cheese frosting, chocolate cake, raspberry jelly
Best cake I've ever eaten
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Drama this evening at "The Galleon" near Big Beach in Ucluelet, Vancouver Island. I got a few shots with better light this evening but the tension in this on seems to work, even without the light.
#Ucluelet #Tofino #VancouverIsland
#Ucluelet #Tofino #VancouverIsland
December 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Drama this evening at "The Galleon" near Big Beach in Ucluelet, Vancouver Island. I got a few shots with better light this evening but the tension in this on seems to work, even without the light.
#Ucluelet #Tofino #VancouverIsland
#Ucluelet #Tofino #VancouverIsland
I don't wanna watch The Odyssey trailer, it's probably full of spoilers
December 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I don't wanna watch The Odyssey trailer, it's probably full of spoilers
First time this had ever happened to me with Wordlebot
I am truly a unique flower
I am truly a unique flower
December 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
First time this had ever happened to me with Wordlebot
I am truly a unique flower
I am truly a unique flower
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Tonight's sunset clouds. Holy mackerel.
December 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Tonight's sunset clouds. Holy mackerel.
What's crazy to me is the torture described is what Trump likes about CECOT. Why cover it up?
#USPolitics
#USPolitics
December 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
What's crazy to me is the torture described is what Trump likes about CECOT. Why cover it up?
#USPolitics
#USPolitics
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Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
On TVs, you can easily mute audio, why can't I mute video?
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
On TVs, you can easily mute audio, why can't I mute video?
I love messing with spammers. Here's me turning a pig butcher's gambit into a possible kidnapping ransom scenario 🤣
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I love messing with spammers. Here's me turning a pig butcher's gambit into a possible kidnapping ransom scenario 🤣
Why does this guy look like one of the Nazis that got his face melted off in Raiders of the Lost Ark?
#USPolitics
#USPolitics
HASSETT: If the Supreme Court doesn't find with us, refunds would go to whoever cut the check for the tariff
BRENNAN: Doesn't the administration claim it was the country that paid that?
HASSETT: Uhh --
BRENNAN: Doesn't the administration claim it was the country that paid that?
HASSETT: Uhh --
December 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Why does this guy look like one of the Nazis that got his face melted off in Raiders of the Lost Ark?
#USPolitics
#USPolitics
I am not hungry at all
But I want to eat mango sticky rice
But I want to eat mango sticky rice
December 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I am not hungry at all
But I want to eat mango sticky rice
But I want to eat mango sticky rice
Yes every time Red Zone shows a full audio ad I sing "Sell Out" by Reel Big Fish
December 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Yes every time Red Zone shows a full audio ad I sing "Sell Out" by Reel Big Fish
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She's providing the sound track to his biscuit making
December 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
She's providing the sound track to his biscuit making
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tom brady’s blood boy must’ve been rolling during today’s transfusion
December 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
tom brady’s blood boy must’ve been rolling during today’s transfusion
My husband's vitamins changed trade dress and no longer mention the redundant nonsense of "key vital functions"
🥳🥳🥳
I had to turn his bottle around, it made me mad every time I brushed my teeth
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I had to turn his bottle around, it made me mad every time I brushed my teeth
December 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
My husband's vitamins changed trade dress and no longer mention the redundant nonsense of "key vital functions"
🥳🥳🥳
I had to turn his bottle around, it made me mad every time I brushed my teeth
🥳🥳🥳
I had to turn his bottle around, it made me mad every time I brushed my teeth
Watching F1 the movie right now as an F1 fan and uh
Wow this is cheesy
At least they gave Sonny an outlap before he did a hotlap 😅
Wow this is cheesy
At least they gave Sonny an outlap before he did a hotlap 😅
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Watching F1 the movie right now as an F1 fan and uh
Wow this is cheesy
At least they gave Sonny an outlap before he did a hotlap 😅
Wow this is cheesy
At least they gave Sonny an outlap before he did a hotlap 😅
Watched the takedowns and the last two rounds and uh
First of all, the commentators went from "this fight is going exactly how Jake Paul wanted" to "Anthony Joshua is in his rhythm" so fast 🙄 it's the conditioning you dolts
Second, why did Jake keep going for takedowns? Dawg this is boxing not MMA
First of all, the commentators went from "this fight is going exactly how Jake Paul wanted" to "Anthony Joshua is in his rhythm" so fast 🙄 it's the conditioning you dolts
Second, why did Jake keep going for takedowns? Dawg this is boxing not MMA
December 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Watched the takedowns and the last two rounds and uh
First of all, the commentators went from "this fight is going exactly how Jake Paul wanted" to "Anthony Joshua is in his rhythm" so fast 🙄 it's the conditioning you dolts
Second, why did Jake keep going for takedowns? Dawg this is boxing not MMA
First of all, the commentators went from "this fight is going exactly how Jake Paul wanted" to "Anthony Joshua is in his rhythm" so fast 🙄 it's the conditioning you dolts
Second, why did Jake keep going for takedowns? Dawg this is boxing not MMA
ROLL TIDE ROLL
Can't wait to get crushed by Indiana!
Can't wait to get crushed by Indiana!
Alabama just won a playoff game with 32 yards rushing
December 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
ROLL TIDE ROLL
Can't wait to get crushed by Indiana!
Can't wait to get crushed by Indiana!
Well Roll Tide Roll
I personally didn't think we should've been selected, then those young gentlemen proved me wrong
I personally didn't think we should've been selected, then those young gentlemen proved me wrong
December 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Well Roll Tide Roll
I personally didn't think we should've been selected, then those young gentlemen proved me wrong
I personally didn't think we should've been selected, then those young gentlemen proved me wrong
I am not a very superstitious person
But I wouldn't put my name on a memorial named for someone who was killed doing the job I currently held
Some mutable tags for protecting others' peace: #Trump #USPolitics
But I wouldn't put my name on a memorial named for someone who was killed doing the job I currently held
Some mutable tags for protecting others' peace: #Trump #USPolitics
Living for the day when that vile gargoyle's name is crowbarred off the building.
December 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I am not a very superstitious person
But I wouldn't put my name on a memorial named for someone who was killed doing the job I currently held
Some mutable tags for protecting others' peace: #Trump #USPolitics
But I wouldn't put my name on a memorial named for someone who was killed doing the job I currently held
Some mutable tags for protecting others' peace: #Trump #USPolitics
Hard disagree.
There is no ethical "Canoodling with your boss," because of the power dynamics.
"She's senior enough to consent"
Nope, don't care. Inappropriate relationship is inappropriate. Get a new job elsewhere, then canoodle.
There is no ethical "Canoodling with your boss," because of the power dynamics.
"She's senior enough to consent"
Nope, don't care. Inappropriate relationship is inappropriate. Get a new job elsewhere, then canoodle.
She's taking responsibility and has been removed from her job. If you heard this story from a friend ("omg I canoodled with my boss at a Coldplay concert last night") rather than seeing it on TikTok you wouldn't feel the need to cast her as some world-historical villain.
December 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Hard disagree.
There is no ethical "Canoodling with your boss," because of the power dynamics.
"She's senior enough to consent"
Nope, don't care. Inappropriate relationship is inappropriate. Get a new job elsewhere, then canoodle.
There is no ethical "Canoodling with your boss," because of the power dynamics.
"She's senior enough to consent"
Nope, don't care. Inappropriate relationship is inappropriate. Get a new job elsewhere, then canoodle.
Finally, the Leavitt Lip tutorial to make you look camera ready for your Vanity Fair closeup, complete with injection redness 😆
youtube.com/shorts/teXSz...
youtube.com/shorts/teXSz...
I'm an idiot. #karolineleavitt #vanityfair @VanityFair
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December 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Finally, the Leavitt Lip tutorial to make you look camera ready for your Vanity Fair closeup, complete with injection redness 😆
youtube.com/shorts/teXSz...
youtube.com/shorts/teXSz...