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Vlazuvius
@vlazuvius.bsky.social
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He/him. No racists or terfs. Boise State football, MTG and D&D, vegan cooking. Sometimes I write stuff. Movie fans can find me on Letterboxd. https://boxd.it/3irB
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You ever just hate human consciousness?
My apologies in advance: A picture of Donald Trump at a rally with the caption "I'm gonna drain the swamp," above a picture of Bill Clinton which is labeled "The Swamp." This is a reference to an email to Jefferey Epstein from his brother, insinuating that Vladmir Putin is in possession of a video of Trump giving Bill Clinton (Bubba) a blowjob. The tone indicates that this is probably a joke between them, but there is a non-zero chance that it is true. Don't you wish you hadn't clicked?
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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My dad shared some nonsense by the White House press secretary that I disputed, only to have one of his cousins hop into the conversation after years of no interaction. Too harsh?
A screenshot of my dad’s cousin using poor grammar on Facebook to tell me why she trusts Trump and doesn’t want to hear my opinion. A screenshot of my reply to my dad’s cousin, in which I say that it’s telling she finally reached out to me to defend Trump but had nothing to say to me this summer when my mom died.
August 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Saw Deep Sea Diver at the Shrine last night and they slayed. Definitely hope they come back again.
Jessica, frontwoman of Deep Sea Diver, kneels on the speaker in front of the stage to solo. She is wearing a white tasseled button up shirt and black cutoffs. Her eyes are closed as she feels the music. Jessica, frontwoman of Deep Sea Diver, plays the second-to-last song of the night. She is bathed in red light.
July 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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I think I recognize this tune.
A text from the Department of Homeland Security with a painting showing white people holding their white baby in a wagon on the prairie (no indigenous people in sight) with an appeal to “remember your homeland’s heritage.” You know, Nazi shit.
July 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Everyone doing the NYT reader’s choice ballot?
My ballot for the NYT reader’s choice films of the last 25 years.
June 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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My top rated films of the 80s. (Four of which are in my all-time Top 25.)
Letterboxed screenshot of all movies I've ranked 4.5 or 5 stars from the 1980s. (A Nightmare on Elm Street, Tampopo, Christine, Re-Animator, Willow, Conan the Barbarian, Die Hard, Princess Bride, Gremlins, Trading Places, The Thing at 5 stars, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, The Vanishing, Dolls, Fright Night, Hellraiser 2, Raising Bull, Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, See No Evil Hear No Evil, Predator, Excalibur, Stand by Me, Creepshow, Raiders of the Lost Ark and Woman in Black at 4.5.)
June 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Been having a certain kind of week. #letterboxd #lastfourwatched #bedrest
My last four watched on Letterboxd, Enter the Ninja (2.5), Revenge of the Ninja (4), Ninja III: The Domination (2), and Prey for Death (3), which is also a ninja movie.
June 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Conan the Barbarian is legitimately my favorite movie ever.
A screenshot of my Letterboxd Top 4: Conan the Barbarian, I Saw the TV Glow, Rocky Horror Picture Show, and Inglorious Basterds.
June 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Found the worst take on Trump v Elon.
A Jack Posiobec tweet saying that the Trump v Elon fight is just clear phallus conversation, vs indirect gyno conversation. Ugh.
June 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Still buzzing from last night. All-timer. 🥰
A professional picture taken from the stage at the Jack White show in Oregon 5/24/25. I stole this picture because I can see myself, three spots back from the stage, immediately to the left of the microphone stand. Jack White singing in Oregon, 5/24/25. He’s wearing a white jacket with cartoonish spiders. My friends Ann (left) and Carrie (right) at the venue restaurant post-Jack White show. They are smiling, and have their heads pressed together. Selfie of a bearded white make in his early 40s. He is wearing black rimmed glasses and a Montaucky beer hat. Thousands of concert-goers spread out behind him.
May 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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#Letterboxd #LastFourWatched
Mythica: A Quest for Heroes 4.5 Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance 3.5 The Changeling 3 The Ugly Stepsister 4
May 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Slightly uneven panorama picture of a rainbow over the Boise foothills.
May 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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A rainbow provides a stunning backdrop for two porta-potties.
May 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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👀
April 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Wild story from a friend of a friend about a place in Sweet.
The first half of a review of Anderson Reserve in Sweet, Idaho, covers the beautiful drive and great food before hinting that these things are not enough to make up for the experience. The second half of the review of Anderson Reserve in Sweet discusses how the woman who wrote it was pressured into getting a birthday spanking by the owner with a cutting board, and how it made her cry after the fact. She urges people not to go.
April 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Guess the Republicans have been out and about. Never seen this at the Albertsons before.
April 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Wife got me a new shirt, chose a good day to arrive.
A shirt that says “You Will Have to Go Through Me” in trans flag colors.
March 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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@stfukitties.bsky.social Chairman Mao is definitely not pleased with the state of the world.
An orange cat stretches out over a fat human stomach. He does not look pleased.
March 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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A meme of a preacher saying Jesus I see what you’ve done for other people and I want that for me.
March 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Don't know if it will get used, but I wrote my first ever "Letter to the Editor" today instead of just ranting online.
A screenshot of a draft of a letter to the editor that reads, "In a recent Joe Rogan interview, Elon Musk said empathy is “the fundamental weakness of Western civilization.” The AP just reported on fired federal workers whose own family members cheered their termination. I can’t think of a better way to describe my disconnect with the current administration. Fraud in government should be addressed, and if conservative Idahoans disengaged from social media, they’d find liberals agree. But where I differ from Elon is that it’s a greater sin to harm someone in need than to accidentally help someone who isn’t. Our weakness isn’t too much empathy—it’s too little. We ask, “What did this program do for me?” “Did the Ukrainians say thank you?” “Is USPS delivery to rural communities a good return on investment?” We treat basic community support like socialism, abandoning the public good to be run like a business. Life’s value isn’t measured in dollars but in how we treat one another. Your neighbors—maybe even you—are struggling. Food is expensive. Housing is outrageous. Let’s not tear down what support systems exist or celebrate job losses. Empathy should not be a political position. We are all in this together. Just because Washington lost sight of that doesn’t mean we should."
March 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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March 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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A flyer for the Idaho 50501 protests, meeting at the Boise capitol at noon on March 4th.
March 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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I know it’s been a busy week of emailing government officials to tell them to protect freedoms, and emailing DOGE to troll them, but if you don’t have carpal tunnel, maybe also email [email protected] to let them know we don’t want our local theater hosting sexual predators.
Screenshot of The Egyptian Theatre in Boise selling tickets to sexual predator Louis C.K.
February 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Chairman Mao was looking extra stately this morning.
An orange cat looks curiously at the photographer from atop his cat tree. A blackboard with part of a math equation is to his left, the edge of a bookshelf to his right.
February 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM