Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®
@void0reason.bsky.social
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot.
The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
Yet Donnie doesn’t know which part of him was scanned.
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December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Yet Donnie doesn’t know which part of him was scanned.
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Working on that.
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Working on that.
㌶) is this going to be on the final exam?
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
㌶) is this going to be on the final exam?
This is why I instead focus on my gently sautéed masculinity.
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This is why I instead focus on my gently sautéed masculinity.
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This is your brain on drugs, Charlie Brown
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 AM
This is your brain on drugs, Charlie Brown
thumbs up where?!?
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
thumbs up where?!?
Also:
“Dammit, where did I leave my brain?”
“Dammit, where did I leave my brain?”
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Also:
“Dammit, where did I leave my brain?”
“Dammit, where did I leave my brain?”
And everywhere in between!
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
And everywhere in between!
Strong door, no walls!
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Strong door, no walls!
* For anyone interested in correcting me, yeah, I know it wasn’t the wanking itself that displeased old Yahweh.
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
* For anyone interested in correcting me, yeah, I know it wasn’t the wanking itself that displeased old Yahweh.
This exactly why Yahweh smote Onan!*
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This exactly why Yahweh smote Onan!*
Good ol’ Marc…
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Good ol’ Marc…