Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®
@void0reason.bsky.social
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot.
The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
Pinned
I don’t believe in hell but I’m willing to make some exceptions.
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Today is National Thesaurus Day.
Personally, we find these made-up holidays contemptible, abhorrent, nauseating, repugnant, and unpalatable.
Personally, we find these made-up holidays contemptible, abhorrent, nauseating, repugnant, and unpalatable.
January 18, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Today is National Thesaurus Day.
Personally, we find these made-up holidays contemptible, abhorrent, nauseating, repugnant, and unpalatable.
Personally, we find these made-up holidays contemptible, abhorrent, nauseating, repugnant, and unpalatable.
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
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"Inside you there are two wolves."
I knew that "100% beef" claim was bullshit.
I knew that "100% beef" claim was bullshit.
January 18, 2026 at 5:18 PM
"Inside you there are two wolves."
I knew that "100% beef" claim was bullshit.
I knew that "100% beef" claim was bullshit.
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Please use alt-text.
Its an easy good deed that takes no time at all.
It doesn't have to be perfect.
Alt-text is the right thing to do. Please consider using it so those with vision impairment can participate as well.
Your shit is funny and profound and deserving of Alt-text.
Its an easy good deed that takes no time at all.
It doesn't have to be perfect.
Alt-text is the right thing to do. Please consider using it so those with vision impairment can participate as well.
Your shit is funny and profound and deserving of Alt-text.
January 18, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Please use alt-text.
Its an easy good deed that takes no time at all.
It doesn't have to be perfect.
Alt-text is the right thing to do. Please consider using it so those with vision impairment can participate as well.
Your shit is funny and profound and deserving of Alt-text.
Its an easy good deed that takes no time at all.
It doesn't have to be perfect.
Alt-text is the right thing to do. Please consider using it so those with vision impairment can participate as well.
Your shit is funny and profound and deserving of Alt-text.
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In cities everywhere.
January 18, 2026 at 4:55 PM
In cities everywhere.
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New Food Pyramid Just Picture of Cow
January 18, 2026 at 1:28 PM
New Food Pyramid Just Picture of Cow
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"If the VICP is overwhelmed by too many claims and goes bankrupt, manufacturers become financially liable. Facing new risks of lengthy and expensive litigation, they will stop selling vaccines in the U.S."
So, immunity for ICE, but not for vaccine makers.
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
So, immunity for ICE, but not for vaccine makers.
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Opinion | How RFK Jr. plans to bankrupt vaccine manufacturers
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wants to flood the vaccine injury compensation program to hurt vaccine access in the U.S.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 18, 2026 at 6:09 AM
"If the VICP is overwhelmed by too many claims and goes bankrupt, manufacturers become financially liable. Facing new risks of lengthy and expensive litigation, they will stop selling vaccines in the U.S."
So, immunity for ICE, but not for vaccine makers.
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
So, immunity for ICE, but not for vaccine makers.
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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Imagine being so unlikeable that you poll lower than Vance, a braying beady eyed pig man with all the charm of a surprise venereal disease announcement
Presidential Polling:
🔵 Harris: 49%
🔴 Vance: 42%
🔴 Vance: 45%
🔵 Newsom: 41%
Zogby / Jan 7, 2026
🔵 Harris: 49%
🔴 Vance: 42%
🔴 Vance: 45%
🔵 Newsom: 41%
Zogby / Jan 7, 2026
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Imagine being so unlikeable that you poll lower than Vance, a braying beady eyed pig man with all the charm of a surprise venereal disease announcement
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Heads up, there's a setting that prevents you from posting an image without adding the alt text. Prevents that oops. :)
(Mine probably looks a little off because I'm using a browser, not the app).
(Mine probably looks a little off because I'm using a browser, not the app).
January 17, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Heads up, there's a setting that prevents you from posting an image without adding the alt text. Prevents that oops. :)
(Mine probably looks a little off because I'm using a browser, not the app).
(Mine probably looks a little off because I'm using a browser, not the app).
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Doo dah
Doo dah
Doo dah
January 17, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Doo dah
Doo dah
Doo dah
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Hey, people are permanently losing their eyesight at some of these protests and have been for some time. These people, the ones that have put their bodies on the line, are among the people who would benefit from your usage of alt-text when posting protest related imagery.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Hey, people are permanently losing their eyesight at some of these protests and have been for some time. These people, the ones that have put their bodies on the line, are among the people who would benefit from your usage of alt-text when posting protest related imagery.
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If you're seeing encouragement/demands to do alt text and you're overwhelmed or confused about how to do it and you're worried you're going to do it wrong...
this thread is for you.
First: prompt questions to get you started.
this thread is for you.
First: prompt questions to get you started.
Alt text prompt Qs:
What would someone who can't see the image need to know about it in order to take part in the conversation? What is it about this image that made you choose it? What are the important details someone who could see the image would take away from it?
(Not for images of text.)
What would someone who can't see the image need to know about it in order to take part in the conversation? What is it about this image that made you choose it? What are the important details someone who could see the image would take away from it?
(Not for images of text.)
November 14, 2024 at 11:43 PM
If you're seeing encouragement/demands to do alt text and you're overwhelmed or confused about how to do it and you're worried you're going to do it wrong...
this thread is for you.
First: prompt questions to get you started.
this thread is for you.
First: prompt questions to get you started.
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The classy move would have been to give Machado the FIFA Peace Prize in return.
January 16, 2026 at 11:07 AM
The classy move would have been to give Machado the FIFA Peace Prize in return.
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Good reminder from this state highway!
January 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Good reminder from this state highway!
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We're going to need a bigger vomitorium.
January 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
We're going to need a bigger vomitorium.
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I was very annoyed at not winning the big penis prize (due to my penis size being rejected by the judges for some reason) but now the big penis prize winner has given me the big penis prize so now everyone knows I have the big penis.
January 16, 2026 at 7:59 AM
I was very annoyed at not winning the big penis prize (due to my penis size being rejected by the judges for some reason) but now the big penis prize winner has given me the big penis prize so now everyone knows I have the big penis.
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15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies
40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
May 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies
40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
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Not many people know this but if you steal Usain Bolt's gold medal from off of his chest you become the fastest person on Earth. You have to catch him first, though, either by running faster than him or by using your army
January 16, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Not many people know this but if you steal Usain Bolt's gold medal from off of his chest you become the fastest person on Earth. You have to catch him first, though, either by running faster than him or by using your army
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Vaccination against whooping cough, RSV and flu during pregnancy saves babies lives, but expectant parents are sometimes unsure.
How do I know it's safe? Will it protect my baby?
To answer these questions, we've created www.vaccinesinpregnancy.org
#ObGynSky #MedSky #ImmunoSky
1/
How do I know it's safe? Will it protect my baby?
To answer these questions, we've created www.vaccinesinpregnancy.org
#ObGynSky #MedSky #ImmunoSky
1/
Vaccines in Pregnancy, UK | Learn More About Vaccination Today
Comprehensive guide to vaccines during pregnancy in the UK, including timing and locations for vaccination. Essential information for expectant parents and healthcare providers.
www.vaccinesinpregnancy.org
January 16, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Vaccination against whooping cough, RSV and flu during pregnancy saves babies lives, but expectant parents are sometimes unsure.
How do I know it's safe? Will it protect my baby?
To answer these questions, we've created www.vaccinesinpregnancy.org
#ObGynSky #MedSky #ImmunoSky
1/
How do I know it's safe? Will it protect my baby?
To answer these questions, we've created www.vaccinesinpregnancy.org
#ObGynSky #MedSky #ImmunoSky
1/
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NOT-ICE!
Made from pig fat, as nature intended.
Made from pig fat, as nature intended.
The First Artificial Skating Rinks Looked Pretty But Smelled Terrible
Before the technology to reliably freeze water existed, the first rinks used pig fat and salts
www.smithsonianmag.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:39 AM
NOT-ICE!
Made from pig fat, as nature intended.
Made from pig fat, as nature intended.