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That one that was on that b3ta website. Artist, wastrel and general nonsense.
What temperature do you want your water, cat or swan?
January 29, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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🎶 we got a snow drift,
Danny’s gift
and plasma from the bloody lifts
axed doors,
maze tours
and creepy twins you can’t ignore,
red rum, scared mum, barman chum and you must say
when he’s typing all the day
it’s all work and never play
play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play. 🎶
January 29, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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G'nights peeps.
January 28, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I know the Trump clown show always say the left is going to do a thing but really it's them doing the thing, but I never imagined it would be taking guns away.
Trump: "With that being said, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that. But it's just a very unfortunate incident."
January 27, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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All the congers in Paris Zoo are self-employed. If you put an eel in France it becomes freelance
January 27, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Ah yes, the fertile "regrowing teeth" subgenre of science fiction. Many classics there.
January 27, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ ɢᴏᴛʜɪᴄ 2025
March 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.
January 27, 2026 at 9:56 AM
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Paddington Bear (the film version) and the half-skeletal soul-eating bear thing from Annihilation were made by the same VFX team. They wanted to name Annihilation Bear after a less salubrious London railway station. It's called Homerton.

I am not making this up.
I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.
January 26, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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🎶 Braverman
Braverman
Does whatever a grifter can
Zero class
Zero gorm
So she’s switched
To Reform
Look out
Here comes the Braverman 🎶
January 26, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Reform is going to be like a sequel to a popular movie franchise but the main star has been swapped out cos they weren't available. Like Tokyo Drift but shit and with less cars.
January 26, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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LAUREN LAVERNE: And for your next record you've chosen Don't Rain On My Parade, tell us why.
Kemi Badenoch on ITV about Robert Jenrick: "Everyone watching your show will have a work colleague like this, a drama queen. It's always somebody else who's done something. They were not there at the scene of the problems. But when there's something to take credit for, they rush to the front."
January 26, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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Your occasional reminder that Judge Dredd is a warning, not an instruction manual.

Stallone Dredd acts as a further warning against casting Stallone.

And copying in @2000ad.bsky.social for egotistical purposes.
Wait, it gets worse...
January 25, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they've already enlisted in the cause.

Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
a man talking to another man with the words so much going wrong so much to say and all of it happening so quickly on the bottom
Alt: Nemik tells Andor: "So much going wrong. So much to say and all of it happening so quickly." Star Wars Andor Season 1 GIF.
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 10:57 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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I have mixed feelings about this now that I know what a ridiculous person Noel Edmonds is, too, but Geoff is clearly having fun, so...
Noel Edmonds Gotcha on DLT
YouTube video by Flazzza
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January 25, 2026 at 11:45 AM
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I was part of the Noel Edmonds Gotcha that properly got DLT doing his quiz live on't radio. There was old bad blood between them and it worked perfectly. I was a 'contestant' called Geoff Kirk from the Dun Cow pub. Noel was very, very pleased with result. As if he'd written a wish down.🥸it's extant.
January 25, 2026 at 11:08 AM
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Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
WASHINGTON—Expressing deep fondness for those long-gone halcyon days, the U.S. population collectively yearned Tuesday for the relative calm of the “president is a giant pedophile” news cycle. “It was...
theonion.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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happy 250th birthday, america. to get you in the spirit, we’ve recreated the conditions of the founding era.
January 24, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Where does he think he's going to go in an apocalypse?

Drinking piss must have fucked up his brain.
January 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM