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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈
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Anthropomorphic ANTIFA volcano extraordinaire
Chillin' like a villain in my subterranean lair

(they/them/thee/thou/y'all)
539791868072 VALOR
OMG he looks like a comic strip character.
January 24, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I got mine!

DESPITE this season of United States being in a particularly dark story line, I believe the foundation is being laid for a redemption arc and a happier ending.

Let's go to the dang MOON!
January 19, 2026 at 4:47 PM
This part of Letter from a Birmingham Jail is as relevant as ever to white moderates.

Justice can't wait. The time for action isn't just now, but was 2 years ago, 60 years ago, next year, 10 years from now, and until forever or until there's freedom and equity for everyone, whichever comes first.
January 19, 2026 at 4:30 PM
This is the sort of mildly threatening campaign soliciting MAGA is doing. My spouse has an older flip phone and has to block loads of this kind of thing daily. I don't get them on my smartphone. This seems targeted to an older demographic and SHOULD be raising alarms regarding ethics.
January 19, 2026 at 3:15 PM
There are 19 million cubic metres of lava underneath that cold landscape right now....but never you mind that. It's the sky's time to shine tonight in Iceland.
January 17, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I'd wear this on a tee
January 16, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Having seen the reviews, I think rather than watch this movie, I just as soon jump buck-naked into a dumpster full of fluorescent light bulbs, discarded gas-station sushi and used condoms.
January 11, 2026 at 8:44 PM
From my Facebook memories:
This was a handshake I taught 8yo campers to do. You stood in a circle, held hands criss-cross, and a camp leader would start a hand-squeeze that got passed silently around the circle. When it made its way all around, the campers would turn-out the circle tango style.
January 8, 2026 at 8:24 PM
But here's my fave.
January 7, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Why yes I DID name a Pokemon after that fascist.
January 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
#BeansAShowOrMovie #HashTagGames

The Creature from the Black Legume
January 7, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Dangit I sure do miss Global Volcanism's #VolMisComm Mistranslation Tuesdays.... but idk if they'd be quick to share this'un.

Iceland? Y'all okay up there?
January 7, 2026 at 12:23 AM
After midnight, she gonna let it all hang down

( here's a link to the webcam www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCFd... )
January 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
It's 2026 in Iceland! Gleðilegt nýtt ár!
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Oh girl. I see you spent the last week working your ass off and now you're starting the new year under the weather.

*nodnod* Me too.

Feel better soon, mmkay. *volcanohugs*
December 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Goooooood Monday morning, little Earth.

It's time to RISE and SHINE like the everlovin' UNIT you are!

& it's time for me to sign off. Goodnight, little Earth, from the darkside.
December 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
#RecipesAfterDark #HashTagGames

For safe seasoning, don't forget the condomints.
December 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Pst didja notice the "error" on the global map yet? teehee
December 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Well SLAP ME NEKKID and CALL ME SUZIE!

Will you just get a look at NORAD's Santa Tracker map.

Do you see it?

And more importantly, has HE noticed it yet?

I hope it gives the sonofabitch a brain-bleed.
December 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole (A toot is just a Mastodon skeet y'all)
#12DaysOfChristmas
#HashtagGames

"Yes, West Virginia, there IS a Santa Claus, and he needs your coal to meet the resource demands created by an especially long naughty-list in the United States this year."
December 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
#WaitingForSanta
#12DaysOfChristmas
#HashtagGames

Twas the night before Christmas in my volcano lair
Not a damn was given. I had not a care
The punch bowl was spiked, as you probably guessed
And ... honestly I don't remember the rest.
December 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Serious question for you folks down south of the equator; What's your traditional Christmas foods when its hot out? I imagine egg nog and sausage cheese balls just doesn't hit the same whilst sunning at the beach during silly-season.
December 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Today was bake-day and right now my office is Christmas Cookie Central.

All I want for Christmas is a beef jerky stick and a bag of Chex Mix.
December 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
On a happier note, my workplace has a wonderful and generous patronage. One group gifted everyone on my crew individual Bundt cakes. Another gave each of us a $200 tip.

There's still kindness and thoughtfulness in this world despite the news headlines.

Also yes I am still addicted to bardarbunga
December 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
To further clarify, the CHEAPEST plan available at GeorgiaAccess(dot)gov would've cost $927/mo, and done absolutely NOTHING to save me money unless my condition becomes catastrophic. f

This is America, and I hate it.
December 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM