If some ass-clown in a mask latches on to my car and attempts to open the door, I'm going to consider it an attempted car-jacking and drag their ass too. The way I see it so-called "law enforcement" that won't show their faces aren't any different than the Klan.

This handshake was at the conclusion of the 31st Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN) Summit in Manila. That man whose hand he is failing to shake belongs to former Filipino president Rodrigo Duterte

Well, you specified "jail".

What about prison? (asking for a fiend)

But here's my fave.

I honestly think Nectarine Nero believes that the entire country is empty, probably because Greenland doesn't have a football team (and I was about to type "nor any golf courses", but I googled it and whoodathunkit!)

Now I'm a little curious to see whether Nostradamus foresaw any of this bullshit.

Anybody who gets it in their craw to invade Greenland best know that Iceland is probably in some kind of mood and just might come at you with some hot lava.

Aw HELLno! I guess next thing he'll be doing is recommending we all throw smallpox and polio parties to make the babies tougher.

Came here to say just that! 🤜🤛

The similarities have become uncanny.

& when I was a student I'd read about Germans who claimed they didn't know what was going on and I wondered how blind they had to be. Now I know. There's people all around me with their eyes wide shut.

I mean, they may not be allowed to refuse service, but there's no laws dictating the quality of the service.

Far be it from me to have thunk up a whole list of ways to ruin a guest's stay. I'd NEVER put a dead fish under the mattress or replace the comp body-wash with depilatory gel.

I believe it. Vaccines keep people healthy. Even the unvaxxed have a higher chance of dodging the bullet because everyone around them has done what's right.

LoL @ the notion of a worm symbiote sitting in a wee bucket-seat operating a joystick to make that shriveled-up old sack of shit perambulate.

I had a flu vaccine in September, but think it was the older variant, because I just finished having the flu. It made the rounds through my workplace which has been perpetually understaffed all winter, and yes, I went in sick. There's 2 kinds of people at my workplace, the tough, and the gone.

PS the list is in seemingly random order because on my phone I only get the choice to sort items by price or alphabetically by brand name. I figure the latter will keep the list in a fixed order, making it easier to update each Monday.

flour 5lb
sugar 5lb
bananas lb
chicken breast lb
butter lb
beer 6pc
dog kibble
cat food can
tampons
toilet roll
diapers
laundry soap

I'm trying to make it reflect more household types and may also include gasoline (based on the pump price at the station by our Food City).