Chris R
@volcommie.bsky.social
I make offbeat noises with my little guitar 🎸
In-House Tech Lawyer ⚖️
Virginia Tech Hokie 🦃
Recovering Emo Kid
Huntsville, AL | San Diego, CA
He/him/his
@volcommie on all other socials, opinions my own. Not your lawyer.
In-House Tech Lawyer ⚖️
Virginia Tech Hokie 🦃
Recovering Emo Kid
Huntsville, AL | San Diego, CA
He/him/his
@volcommie on all other socials, opinions my own. Not your lawyer.
Goddamn Gloria Gaynor looks GREAT for 82
December 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Goddamn Gloria Gaynor looks GREAT for 82
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“They’re denying that any of her birth certificates, which are from Laurel, Maryland, her records of immunization, medical records — they’re denying the authenticity of them. It is something I’ve never encountered.” www.huffpost.com/entry/us-cit...
Trump Administration Says Maryland Woman's Birth Certificate Is Fake In Dystopian Move
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales was arrested on Sunday. ICE won’t release her despite extensive documentation of her citizenship, her attorneys told HuffPost.
www.huffpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
“They’re denying that any of her birth certificates, which are from Laurel, Maryland, her records of immunization, medical records — they’re denying the authenticity of them. It is something I’ve never encountered.” www.huffpost.com/entry/us-cit...
A lord of the rings cover band named M.T. DOOM
December 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
A lord of the rings cover band named M.T. DOOM
If you see this, WE IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
December 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
If you see this, WE IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
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Bluntly, Section 230 is almost literally the law that the entire internet rests upon, it makes it possible for user generated content to exist on the internet, it’s incredibly important, and genuinely we must defend it at all costs. This place literally would not exist without it.
December 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Bluntly, Section 230 is almost literally the law that the entire internet rests upon, it makes it possible for user generated content to exist on the internet, it’s incredibly important, and genuinely we must defend it at all costs. This place literally would not exist without it.
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Seeing a drop off in alt text usage recently gang, please remember to pop it on so your banger posts are accessible 🫡
December 12, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Seeing a drop off in alt text usage recently gang, please remember to pop it on so your banger posts are accessible 🫡
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What if they constantly want culture war because policy war is complicated and hard and culture war is stupid and easy
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
What if they constantly want culture war because policy war is complicated and hard and culture war is stupid and easy
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I hide most of what gets reskeeted over and over into my TL, but every time Flavor Flav petting a dog shows up, it's going right back out to all of you
December 8, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I hide most of what gets reskeeted over and over into my TL, but every time Flavor Flav petting a dog shows up, it's going right back out to all of you
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
Hokies, how do we feel about Pry being brought back in as DC? 🤔
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Hokies, how do we feel about Pry being brought back in as DC? 🤔
Lmfao how do you shank that
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Lmfao how do you shank that
Because he knows ball, duhh 🏈
Why is Timothée Chalamet suddenly everywhere? Seven things you need to know – from Oscars to puppies
Why is Timothée Chalamet suddenly everywhere? Seven things you need to know – from Oscars to puppies
The 29-year-old star is getting his best reviews ever for the upcoming film Marty Supreme – but he’s also making waves with his idiosyncratic approach to celebrity and maintaining his status as the internet’s boyfriend
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Because he knows ball, duhh 🏈
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Y’know it really bothers me that we call folks like Mike Johnson “evangelical” Christians instead of what the truly are—fundamentalists. Evangelizing takes more than saying “Jesus” a few times in a speech.
Imagine the difference in courting the “evangelical” vote vs the “fundamentalist” one
Imagine the difference in courting the “evangelical” vote vs the “fundamentalist” one
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Y’know it really bothers me that we call folks like Mike Johnson “evangelical” Christians instead of what the truly are—fundamentalists. Evangelizing takes more than saying “Jesus” a few times in a speech.
Imagine the difference in courting the “evangelical” vote vs the “fundamentalist” one
Imagine the difference in courting the “evangelical” vote vs the “fundamentalist” one
Stopped watching the Hokies to watch SDFC, and both teams are getting completely shut out.
Since the teams in pulling for are getting their asses handed to them, for one time and one time only Roll Tide.
Since the teams in pulling for are getting their asses handed to them, for one time and one time only Roll Tide.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Stopped watching the Hokies to watch SDFC, and both teams are getting completely shut out.
Since the teams in pulling for are getting their asses handed to them, for one time and one time only Roll Tide.
Since the teams in pulling for are getting their asses handed to them, for one time and one time only Roll Tide.
Man we are just dead set on resetting every streak before Franklin takes charge, huh
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Man we are just dead set on resetting every streak before Franklin takes charge, huh
I’m gonna be fuming about that PI no call for ten years
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’m gonna be fuming about that PI no call for ten years
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FLAG HE WAS HANGING ON HIM?!?!
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FLAG HE WAS HANGING ON HIM?!?!
Our defense is doing their damndest, I’ll give em that
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Our defense is doing their damndest, I’ll give em that
Why do we insist on fielding those?! Just let it go for the touchback smdh
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Why do we insist on fielding those?! Just let it go for the touchback smdh
Remember, Kyron, your guys are the guys in WHITE this game
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Remember, Kyron, your guys are the guys in WHITE this game
Kyron Drones channeling his inner Dak Prescott I see
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Kyron Drones channeling his inner Dak Prescott I see
Promising start 🤦♂️
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Promising start 🤦♂️