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Booked my hotel for Star Trek Las Vegas
May 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Booked my hotel for Star Trek Las Vegas
Be careful pressing your eye against those things
May 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Be careful pressing your eye against those things
Severance spoiler without context
March 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Severance spoiler without context
Severance season 2
February 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Severance season 2
OK time for predictions:
- Dead: Faith, Wood
- Alive: Entire main cast including Spike (long shot) and Giles (probably overdue tbh)
- The First is sealed away but not fully defeated
- Willow does scary magic, but keeps a lid on her dark side
- Kristine Sutherland cameo
- Dead: Faith, Wood
- Alive: Entire main cast including Spike (long shot) and Giles (probably overdue tbh)
- The First is sealed away but not fully defeated
- Willow does scary magic, but keeps a lid on her dark side
- Kristine Sutherland cameo
January 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
OK time for predictions:
- Dead: Faith, Wood
- Alive: Entire main cast including Spike (long shot) and Giles (probably overdue tbh)
- The First is sealed away but not fully defeated
- Willow does scary magic, but keeps a lid on her dark side
- Kristine Sutherland cameo
- Dead: Faith, Wood
- Alive: Entire main cast including Spike (long shot) and Giles (probably overdue tbh)
- The First is sealed away but not fully defeated
- Willow does scary magic, but keeps a lid on her dark side
- Kristine Sutherland cameo
S7E21 “End of Days” - I have negative things to say on this ep, but first: I’ve loved getting to know this show. I can see why it means so much to so many people.
Ok, to be negative:
- So the Guardian doesn’t help at all and then she dies? Ok
- This Angel appearance is so lame.
Ok, to be negative:
- So the Guardian doesn’t help at all and then she dies? Ok
- This Angel appearance is so lame.
January 16, 2025 at 7:18 AM
S7E21 “End of Days” - I have negative things to say on this ep, but first: I’ve loved getting to know this show. I can see why it means so much to so many people.
Ok, to be negative:
- So the Guardian doesn’t help at all and then she dies? Ok
- This Angel appearance is so lame.
Ok, to be negative:
- So the Guardian doesn’t help at all and then she dies? Ok
- This Angel appearance is so lame.
S7E20 “Touched” - The last few eps of this season have had too much of characters delivering speeches to each other. THAT SAID, when Spike says “when I say I love you… it has nothing to do with me.” I melt.
January 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
S7E20 “Touched” - The last few eps of this season have had too much of characters delivering speeches to each other. THAT SAID, when Spike says “when I say I love you… it has nothing to do with me.” I melt.
S7E19 “Empty Places” - I get that Buffy recently led everyone into a trap that killed several people, but her suggestion that the vineyard is important is logical and nobody else offers a valid counterpoint. Her friends really just suck.
January 15, 2025 at 7:29 AM
S7E19 “Empty Places” - I get that Buffy recently led everyone into a trap that killed several people, but her suggestion that the vineyard is important is logical and nobody else offers a valid counterpoint. Her friends really just suck.
S7E18 “Dirty Girls” - Nathan Fillion is so good. He should have been in every ep this season. (pic unrelated)
January 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
S7E18 “Dirty Girls” - Nathan Fillion is so good. He should have been in every ep this season. (pic unrelated)
S7E17 “Lies My Parents Told Me” - WEIRD MOM STUFF! BAD! DON’T LIKE IT!
January 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
S7E17 “Lies My Parents Told Me” - WEIRD MOM STUFF! BAD! DON’T LIKE IT!
S7E16 “Storyteller” - I like Andrew and I feel like his ‘redemption’ has been handled pretty well. I think this ep ends up being stronger than ‘Superstar’ overall, even if that ep had some funnier moments.
January 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
S7E16 “Storyteller” - I like Andrew and I feel like his ‘redemption’ has been handled pretty well. I think this ep ends up being stronger than ‘Superstar’ overall, even if that ep had some funnier moments.
S7E15 “Get It Done” - I have a feeling that the slayer lore that we learn here is controversial. I don’t hate it, but I think it makes the gender politics of this show even messier in a bad way.
January 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
S7E15 “Get It Done” - I have a feeling that the slayer lore that we learn here is controversial. I don’t hate it, but I think it makes the gender politics of this show even messier in a bad way.
S7E14 “First Date” - Did Spike stop painting his nails when he got a soul? Booooooo.
December 26, 2024 at 7:13 AM
S7E14 “First Date” - Did Spike stop painting his nails when he got a soul? Booooooo.
S7E13 “The Killer in Me” - This was kind of pt 2 of the ‘Willow faces a magical manifestation of her guilt’ saga. I like the idea on paper, but it felt like a bit of a mess. Amy sucks, and the ep felt crowded with B and C-plots
Glad that Giles is (probably) not a ghost
Glad that Giles is (probably) not a ghost
December 24, 2024 at 5:45 PM
S7E13 “The Killer in Me” - This was kind of pt 2 of the ‘Willow faces a magical manifestation of her guilt’ saga. I like the idea on paper, but it felt like a bit of a mess. Amy sucks, and the ep felt crowded with B and C-plots
Glad that Giles is (probably) not a ghost
Glad that Giles is (probably) not a ghost
S7E12 “Potential” - This was a good Dawn ep. I tend to feel bad for Michelle Trachtenberg because they don’t give her character nearly the level of depth that high schoolers had in the early seasons of the show, but our perspective as the viewer has shifted.
December 24, 2024 at 5:29 PM
S7E12 “Potential” - This was a good Dawn ep. I tend to feel bad for Michelle Trachtenberg because they don’t give her character nearly the level of depth that high schoolers had in the early seasons of the show, but our perspective as the viewer has shifted.
This movie felt like watching a screensaver for two hours
December 22, 2024 at 4:19 PM
This movie felt like watching a screensaver for two hours
S7E11 “Showtime” - The fight choreography in this one was so much fun. This was by far the most pro wrestling-ish Buffy ep.
December 15, 2024 at 7:38 AM
S7E11 “Showtime” - The fight choreography in this one was so much fun. This was by far the most pro wrestling-ish Buffy ep.
S7E10 “Bring on the Night” - Ok I changed my mind. Giles definitely died two episodes ago and this is an evil spirit who destroyed the Council and gathered all of the potential Slayers in once place. I really hope I’m wrong, because it seems a little telegraphed if not?
December 14, 2024 at 3:38 AM
S7E10 “Bring on the Night” - Ok I changed my mind. Giles definitely died two episodes ago and this is an evil spirit who destroyed the Council and gathered all of the potential Slayers in once place. I really hope I’m wrong, because it seems a little telegraphed if not?
S7E09 “Never Leave Me” - I feel like the whole ep hinges on the monster looking cool when they summon it, and this monster looks a lil goofy. I think we’re seeing it too clearly.
December 12, 2024 at 5:04 AM
S7E09 “Never Leave Me” - I feel like the whole ep hinges on the monster looking cool when they summon it, and this monster looks a lil goofy. I think we’re seeing it too clearly.
S7E08 “Sleeper” - S7E08 “Sleeper” - I wouldn’t necessarily be mad if they killed Giles this season, but I’m not buying the bait of him getting an axe swung at his head by some random robe man. He’s not going down like that lol.
December 12, 2024 at 4:57 AM
S7E08 “Sleeper” - S7E08 “Sleeper” - I wouldn’t necessarily be mad if they killed Giles this season, but I’m not buying the bait of him getting an axe swung at his head by some random robe man. He’s not going down like that lol.
S7E07 “Conversations with Dead People” - I understand that Amber Benson said no to this, and I think she was well within her rights to do so, but she absolutely would have taken this episode to the next level. Azura Skye was good in her place, though.
December 10, 2024 at 6:05 AM
S7E07 “Conversations with Dead People” - I understand that Amber Benson said no to this, and I think she was well within her rights to do so, but she absolutely would have taken this episode to the next level. Azura Skye was good in her place, though.
What I’m doing when I’m already 10 minutes late for the party:
December 6, 2024 at 2:50 AM
What I’m doing when I’m already 10 minutes late for the party:
S7E06 “Him” - This ep had some funny moments, but it was 99% unbearable cringe. Why did we need an ep where Buffy becomes ravenously obsessed with a high school boy?
December 5, 2024 at 5:20 AM
S7E06 “Him” - This ep had some funny moments, but it was 99% unbearable cringe. Why did we need an ep where Buffy becomes ravenously obsessed with a high school boy?