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volty.bsky.social
well they don't call me round for nothing
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phylan.website
I don't think they should be allowed to do that
pitchingninja.com
All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)
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cottonwings.bsky.social
I saw a cropped shot of Shi Faust's waist and genuinely mistook it for her bowblade handle... girl you're starving let me fix it for you

#LimbusCompany #LCB02
volty.bsky.social
we took clients to get fitted at a place called Necessary Secrets one time last year, but according to my boss they only do the sizing for free if you buy something. she said if all you need is sizing nordstrom is the move.
volty.bsky.social
this is doing things to my giant woman brain worms
volty.bsky.social
i have nearly outted my porn accounts multiple times because of this lol
volty.bsky.social
we also switched to the kirkland spesh coffee and it got the jen and morgy coffee snob seal of approval.
volty.bsky.social
vitally important that everyone subsidizes the energy of data centers that no one wants
volty.bsky.social
it's so cool how everyone i know is having energy bills that are the highest they've ever been despite no change in their electricity habits and we're just supposed to put up with it
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jane.meangirls.online
he was actually having a flashback to the time he saw The Birdcage on the netflix menu
razzball.bsky.social
Kershaw couldn’t retire before one final postseason blowup
Clayton Kershaw
volty.bsky.social
this article just sort of casually mentions that the only real way to pay off the debt they saddled EA with is through new revenue streams like sports betting
volty.bsky.social
almost definitely
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davidjroth.bsky.social
It's a testament to the Dodgers' industry-leading depth that when one of their accomplished-but-washed chud pitchers duffs a game out of reach they actually have another accomplished-but-washed chud with even worse politics to bring in to mop it up. Most teams don't even have one guy that odious.
volty.bsky.social
i'm still a card carrying antifa supersoldier. i still have my battle axe sharp and ready to go.*

*this is a joke, a reference to an iconic joke, feds.
volty.bsky.social
i promise i'll be less annoying about the yankees losing by at least the time i leave work today
volty.bsky.social
just like immediately turning into digital garbage and screaming
volty.bsky.social
not only was it just fucking nauseating to listen to, i'm kinda convinced that it being so prominent during the world series might've spurned the knee-jerk dumping of trans people dems did after the election.
volty.bsky.social
last year during the playoffs the trump campaign ran their presidential ads with that line on nearly every single ad break, esp. during the world series.
volty.bsky.social
i have a solution: just have a little stamp you can put of your saying "she would not fucking do that" as an indicator that it's not canon
volty.bsky.social
as dumb and stupid as the prepper ads are, it is still a big improvement over last year, when every single ad break had the fucking "she's for they/them" ads. shit made me want to vomit.
lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
i would bet money the insanely scammy survival food kit commercials that walk viewers step by step through "what is a qr code" and "how do i scan a qr code with my dang phone" are the most profitable commercials in the playoffs
volty.bsky.social
it's fun! just add to the list whenever you feel like it. sometimes i do it to keep me motivated doing routine paperwork (add a number for every thing completed), sometimes i do it just because.
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bluejayhunter.com
"Start spreading the news, bitches!"
volty.bsky.social
shoutouts to blue jays. just really putting the work in making this year tolerable.