Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Posting “my lungs got no oxygen and PlayStation got no games” as I start to black out
pathetic girlfailure knight who is obsessed with the princess and tries to become a member of the royal guard but she sucks at fighting and the best she can get is assigned to Door Guard for the princess where she has to listen to her have sex with the whole royal guard in her room most nights
February 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
pathetic girlfailure knight who is obsessed with the princess and tries to become a member of the royal guard but she sucks at fighting and the best she can get is assigned to Door Guard for the princess where she has to listen to her have sex with the whole royal guard in her room most nights