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Barry Von Ahsen
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Linux, infosec, soccer, beer. he/him/his/el
Mediocre white man, but not making it everyone else's problem. Trans rights are human rights. Love is love. Eat the rich. BLM. ACAB.
"teams can sign HIP immediately, provided contract terms [aren't utilized until July 2026]" so Trin gets to play a whole season with a fancy new designation, but no _actual_ money??
December 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"the NWSL will increase player spend by up to $16M". True, *if* every team immediately takes advantage of this silliness
December 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Perhaps the league could subsidize part of the salary for USWNT stars? Why haven't they tried that before 😛
December 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
There's a 1:1 interview on 8's website, where he mentions "the intent" to field a women's team, playing in fall 2028
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
In 2029, maybe
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Being towered over by both Rio and Heidi :D
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"We cry every time a mother is lost" and you have the highest score, you ghoul
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Celebrate the small wins ♥️
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"contingent on stadium construction" is doing A LOT of heavy lifting here
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
PERMANENTLY
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Haha, like "I've got a bad feeling about this" is some pop culture space Borat joke?
August 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I just started watching The Acolyte, and when they said "[person] survived, somehow", i thought: there's a lot of that going around the Universe :/
August 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The headache i have :'(
August 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM