Hans Christian Moleman
@voncornhole2.bsky.social
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voncornhole2.bsky.social
The Jays won games 1 and 2 by hitting a shit ton of home runs and they lost game 3 by playing piss poor defense. The Yankees problem was that their pitching was atrocious the last 4 games
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We're all hoping Cora stays there forever so they can continue to yoyo between last place and fringe WC team in the years they don't get caught cheating
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A true affront to Stonewall. The Jays with no respect to American culture 😔
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Bichette is 1-2 years away from being 39 year old Jeter
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They were both jokes. You're just mistaking jokes for sincerity, you've been on Bluesky for too long
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He can sit with Jaylen Brown at the "has interests, but is a nerd" table.

Note: I think Jalen Brown is interesting because I'm a nerd
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They looked at this angle and definitively said he lost possession before crossing the goal line? Get the fuck out of here
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He did carry the ball into the end zone. There's video proof of it
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Demercado very intentionally flipped the ball forward and didn't just drop it like Malachi Corley did last year
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It wouldn't be a touchback, it would be an incomplete pass from that spot
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There have been cases of a player pitching it to another player behind them but the initial forward momentum results in the ball going forward relative to the field and it's called a forward pass
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Being disappointed that you might have covid isn't a death threat
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Me: *gets thrown into a nazi bar against my intentions*

Person who never left the nazi bar, smugly: heh, looks who's in a nazi bar now
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"They killed Charlie Kirk, the least you can do is give me a free Crunchwrap Supreme®"
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My local middle school is hiring
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It's 4-2 for both of the Yankees win tonight, if you think that matters
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Baseball is very famously a team sport
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I'm looking at how 25 other Yankees played over the weekend and I think that one happened too
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Are they gonna remove his hits? What are you saying?