Von Milder
@vonmueller35.bsky.social
Chicago Bulls (I wish I could quit you)
Pittsburgh Steelers (the Bulls of the NFL)
Indiana Fever (not THAT kind of fan)
Pittsburgh Steelers (the Bulls of the NFL)
Indiana Fever (not THAT kind of fan)
LeBron scored 2 pts after halftime, shot 6-17 from the field (including 3-10 3PT), and 40% FT, along with 5 turnovers, and was -16 for the game.
But, the amount of respectable accounts glazing a couple of highlights is…something.
Amazing career, but can we all just be real about it now?
But, the amount of respectable accounts glazing a couple of highlights is…something.
Amazing career, but can we all just be real about it now?
December 31, 2025 at 6:29 AM
LeBron scored 2 pts after halftime, shot 6-17 from the field (including 3-10 3PT), and 40% FT, along with 5 turnovers, and was -16 for the game.
But, the amount of respectable accounts glazing a couple of highlights is…something.
Amazing career, but can we all just be real about it now?
But, the amount of respectable accounts glazing a couple of highlights is…something.
Amazing career, but can we all just be real about it now?
Joel Embiid really can’t help himself. His body is breaking down more and more each game…
…and, yet, he continues to go to the ground with some foul baiting BS. Remarkable dedication to the craft.
…and, yet, he continues to go to the ground with some foul baiting BS. Remarkable dedication to the craft.
December 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Joel Embiid really can’t help himself. His body is breaking down more and more each game…
…and, yet, he continues to go to the ground with some foul baiting BS. Remarkable dedication to the craft.
…and, yet, he continues to go to the ground with some foul baiting BS. Remarkable dedication to the craft.
Completely made up stat that I *feel* is probably real:
Trae Young did not score a field goal after trying to punk Ayo Dosunmu.
Respect your elders, kids.
Trae Young did not score a field goal after trying to punk Ayo Dosunmu.
Respect your elders, kids.
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Completely made up stat that I *feel* is probably real:
Trae Young did not score a field goal after trying to punk Ayo Dosunmu.
Respect your elders, kids.
Trae Young did not score a field goal after trying to punk Ayo Dosunmu.
Respect your elders, kids.
Yeaahhhh, actually, I have just one more small, Andrew Tate-sized request…
Dear Internet,
Please piece together slow motion clips of Jake Paul getting beat down, set to “What a Wonderful World.”
I will never ask for anything again.
Please piece together slow motion clips of Jake Paul getting beat down, set to “What a Wonderful World.”
I will never ask for anything again.
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Yeaahhhh, actually, I have just one more small, Andrew Tate-sized request…
Dear Internet,
Please piece together slow motion clips of Jake Paul getting beat down, set to “What a Wonderful World.”
I will never ask for anything again.
Please piece together slow motion clips of Jake Paul getting beat down, set to “What a Wonderful World.”
I will never ask for anything again.
December 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Dear Internet,
Please piece together slow motion clips of Jake Paul getting beat down, set to “What a Wonderful World.”
I will never ask for anything again.
Please piece together slow motion clips of Jake Paul getting beat down, set to “What a Wonderful World.”
I will never ask for anything again.
Never a doubt. Beep, beep!
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Never a doubt. Beep, beep!
The Bulls on the right side of a trap game? I’ll take it lol
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The Bulls on the right side of a trap game? I’ll take it lol
I’ve seen enough. Shohei Ohtani is the greatest basketball player of all time.
Unanimous MVP awards:
Michael Jordan 0
LeBron James 0
Shohei Ohtani 4
Michael Jordan 0
LeBron James 0
Shohei Ohtani 4
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’ve seen enough. Shohei Ohtani is the greatest basketball player of all time.
I’m shocked the Bulls couldn’t keep up their hot start. On paper, they had a championship roster. What happened??
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’m shocked the Bulls couldn’t keep up their hot start. On paper, they had a championship roster. What happened??
Got hit with the Zaza.
You either retire a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
You either retire a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
That was the first flagrant foul of Steph Curry's 17-year career -- 1,193 career games prior to tonight and zero flagrants. Got called for stepping into the landing zone under an Isaiah Joe attempted 3.
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Got hit with the Zaza.
You either retire a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
You either retire a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
100% convinced that Red Panda was responsible for the Bulls comeback versus Philly yesterday.
PUT HER IN THE HALL AS A CONTRIBUTOR YOU COWARDS
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
100% convinced that Red Panda was responsible for the Bulls comeback versus Philly yesterday.
I legitimately couldn’t tell if this was a @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social parody or not (it’s not). Well played, Disney.
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I legitimately couldn’t tell if this was a @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social parody or not (it’s not). Well played, Disney.
Going to need Draymond to weigh in on the Bulls contender status soon.
November 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Going to need Draymond to weigh in on the Bulls contender status soon.
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
I, for one, have never doubted these Chicago Bulls. 4-0 seemed pretty obvious, tbh
Undefeated season incoming
Undefeated season incoming
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I, for one, have never doubted these Chicago Bulls. 4-0 seemed pretty obvious, tbh
Undefeated season incoming
Undefeated season incoming
Reposted by Von Milder
It’s officially Opening Day in the NBA.
If I may have one tiny request this season, please try to enjoy the basketball.
Don’t break your brain trying to analyze every last detail.
We live in a world that can suck joy away like a Dyson.
So this year, when watching the NBA.
Just. Have. Fun.
If I may have one tiny request this season, please try to enjoy the basketball.
Don’t break your brain trying to analyze every last detail.
We live in a world that can suck joy away like a Dyson.
So this year, when watching the NBA.
Just. Have. Fun.
October 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It’s officially Opening Day in the NBA.
If I may have one tiny request this season, please try to enjoy the basketball.
Don’t break your brain trying to analyze every last detail.
We live in a world that can suck joy away like a Dyson.
So this year, when watching the NBA.
Just. Have. Fun.
If I may have one tiny request this season, please try to enjoy the basketball.
Don’t break your brain trying to analyze every last detail.
We live in a world that can suck joy away like a Dyson.
So this year, when watching the NBA.
Just. Have. Fun.
Everyone keeps talking about “team-friendly” deals. As a Bulls fan, I don’t understand the terminology…is that a thing you’re allowed to do?
Portland reaches extensions with Shaedon Sharpe (4 years, $90 million), Toumani Camara (4 years, $82 million)
Portland has locked up its wings for the next five seasons, and both on team-friendly deals.
www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/por...
Portland has locked up its wings for the next five seasons, and both on team-friendly deals.
www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/por...
Portland reaches extensions with Shaedon Sharpe (4 years, $90 million), Toumani Camara (4 years, $82 million)
This locks up two key players the Portland Trail Blazers see as part of their future.
www.nbcsports.com
October 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Everyone keeps talking about “team-friendly” deals. As a Bulls fan, I don’t understand the terminology…is that a thing you’re allowed to do?
What a fascinating season. The Goonie Fever had so much heart. Hoping for better luck next year (you know, after the lockout, of course)
October 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
What a fascinating season. The Goonie Fever had so much heart. Hoping for better luck next year (you know, after the lockout, of course)
Man, this is such a good class. Not that it would surprise anyone, but the league’s future is in great hands with all the young talent.
Congratulations to our 2025 #WNBA All Rookie Class!
*Certainly believe that Saniya Rivers, Te-Hina Paopao, and JJ Quinerly are all worth some honorable mention here too!
*Certainly believe that Saniya Rivers, Te-Hina Paopao, and JJ Quinerly are all worth some honorable mention here too!
September 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Man, this is such a good class. Not that it would surprise anyone, but the league’s future is in great hands with all the young talent.
Still trying to figure out how this postgame stuff works…when do we talk about special whistles and free throws?
September 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Still trying to figure out how this postgame stuff works…when do we talk about special whistles and free throws?
Remember when Adam Silver was the Deputy Commissioner and everybody lovvved him? Everything he does is so anti-fan, it’s almost impressive.
Adam Silver on the rising costs of streaming NBA games:
"There's a huge amount of our content that people can essentially consume for free. This is very much a highlight based sport. IG, TikTok, Twitter...YouTube"
"There's a huge amount of our content that people can essentially consume for free. This is very much a highlight based sport. IG, TikTok, Twitter...YouTube"
September 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Remember when Adam Silver was the Deputy Commissioner and everybody lovvved him? Everything he does is so anti-fan, it’s almost impressive.