Johnny
vorpalsw0rd.bsky.social
Johnny
@vorpalsw0rd.bsky.social
I have this pain in my chest that goes away when I drink beer.

Only here for politics, scatology and chat.
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If anybody in the pentagon had read this novel, we would never have gone into Afghanistan.

There’s still time to read it for yourself, folks.
September 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
In Belgium you get all of these.
September 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
August 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
July 16, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Aww. I’d take ‘em but this one would kill ‘em.
July 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Gotta hand it to The Economist’s headline writers 😀

#theeconomist
July 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’m on vacation in Rome with my brother from England who brought a Private Eye with him. This is what a free press looks like!
June 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I’ve got a Bordeaux Terroir for the same purpose.
June 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
June 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This was the 1000 islands border (US side) on a recent trip to Canada 🇨🇦
June 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Portland’s science museum and one of my ginger kids.
June 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
FIFA should run the next world cup in Mexico and Canada only.

USA isn’t a safe place for residents, let alone international fans.
June 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I preferred it when spaceships and putters looked different.

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June 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
How soon before they just start pushing them out of helicopters over international waters?
May 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
May 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
May 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Fresh from the freezer.
May 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The reward for brain out blockbuster movies is $$$.

Don’t expect or ask for more.
May 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Racist post from Lisa Bee.

Who isn’t brave enough to allow replies or reposts.

Says everything.
May 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Reminiscent of this:
April 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
All forms of reply blocked.

Cowardice.

Or probably just Cow.

I’m leaving replies and reposts open.

Do your best/worst.
April 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
April 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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March 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Catchester Utd!
March 23, 2025 at 9:46 AM