Johnny
@vorpalsw0rd.bsky.social
I have this pain in my chest that goes away when I drink beer.
Only here for politics, scatology and chat.
Only here for politics, scatology and chat.
Oh yeah!!!! Star power vs what???
SHARE NOW: Texas just got a whole lot louder. Jasmine Crockett is running for the United States Senate and Republicans should be terrified. She’s smart, fearless, relentless, and she doesn’t back down from anybody. This is the matchup Texas deserves. Let’s go.
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Oh yeah!!!! Star power vs what???
Reposted by Johnny
SHARE NOW: Texas just got a whole lot louder. Jasmine Crockett is running for the United States Senate and Republicans should be terrified. She’s smart, fearless, relentless, and she doesn’t back down from anybody. This is the matchup Texas deserves. Let’s go.
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
SHARE NOW: Texas just got a whole lot louder. Jasmine Crockett is running for the United States Senate and Republicans should be terrified. She’s smart, fearless, relentless, and she doesn’t back down from anybody. This is the matchup Texas deserves. Let’s go.
Talerico is real big into a book about talking snakes. Jasmine’s my gal
I like her but I have really liked Talarico for this senate seat. Will be an interesting primary.
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Talerico is real big into a book about talking snakes. Jasmine’s my gal
Imma gonna vote for her early and often
It's official: Rep. Jasmine Crockett has announced she's running for U.S. Senate in Texas.
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Imma gonna vote for her early and often
So … looks like I can’t stream Rachael Maddow anymore. Why’s that ?
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
So … looks like I can’t stream Rachael Maddow anymore. Why’s that ?
Willful delusion
Two shirtless guys in deep ocean, trying to stay “in the fight” against the U.S. military with its missiles? What a claim!
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Willful delusion
Disney didn’t do it. That’s why it’s good
The best thing Disney has done since Aladdin. Maybe the only thing that could get me into a movie theater on opening day ever again.
www.theverge.com/news/839434/...
www.theverge.com/news/839434/...
Star Wars’ original theatrical cut returns to theaters in 2027
See Han shoot first.
www.theverge.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Disney didn’t do it. That’s why it’s good
That’s the book with talking snakes isn’t it?
Not reliable.
Not reliable.
Speaker Mike Johnson: “There are lots of scripturally-based, biblical reasons to support Israel…”
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
That’s the book with talking snakes isn’t it?
Not reliable.
Not reliable.
Yup. When it’s all done I’ll need surgery to unclench my ass cheeks.
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Yup. When it’s all done I’ll need surgery to unclench my ass cheeks.
Building in Washington DC claims no interest in killing members of congress. Despite being one wing down.
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Building in Washington DC claims no interest in killing members of congress. Despite being one wing down.
They put them up to hide the ketchup stains
Fam, not to worry…
You too can decorate your home like the White House, and it’s just a click away.
You too can decorate your home like the White House, and it’s just a click away.
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
They put them up to hide the ketchup stains
Yep. I’d take pictures of my food. Get them developed. Then have copies made. Then send them to all my friends via USPS.
Who remembers, having to get your film developed?
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Yep. I’d take pictures of my food. Get them developed. Then have copies made. Then send them to all my friends via USPS.
Yeah. I’ll have the sub with onions, salame, lettuce and mustard, but no guilties please.
BREAKING: SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED. NOT GUILTY!
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Yeah. I’ll have the sub with onions, salame, lettuce and mustard, but no guilties please.
It’s like cordyceps in the last of us. The gold leaf will getcha! Maybe not now but eventually.
It’s like they wake up every day and ask themselves “how can we make this place look even cheaper and tackier and less historic?”
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It’s like cordyceps in the last of us. The gold leaf will getcha! Maybe not now but eventually.
Cromarty. Great name for a cat. I’ll call my next 2 Tyne and Dogger 😃
I've been chatting on WhatsApp today with the woman we got our kittens from. Both their parents are short-haired tabbies, so Cromarty's long black fur was confusing. She then sent me a picture of Cromarty's uncle Fred! It's uncanny.
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Cromarty. Great name for a cat. I’ll call my next 2 Tyne and Dogger 😃
Golf pairings?
Pigpen
Keith
Brent
Jerry
Vince
Hunter
Barlow
Phil
Donna
💙 💀 🌹
Keith
Brent
Jerry
Vince
Hunter
Barlow
Phil
Donna
💙 💀 🌹
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Golf pairings?
Too much to read. So I didn’t. Not diff his target audience
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Too much to read. So I didn’t. Not diff his target audience
Milquetoast “maybe” you should have done it already.
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Milquetoast “maybe” you should have done it already.
I had to watch Terminator 2 the day after seeing it for the first time. Know exactly where you’re at
Thinking back to when the Matrix came out and I saw it in theaters 3 times in 5 days. Wonder if there'll ever be a movie that makes me do that again.
November 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I had to watch Terminator 2 the day after seeing it for the first time. Know exactly where you’re at
The sun should be highest at noon. 12:00. I don’t see hire this is even a controversy.
📒 NEW STUDY: “Permanent Daylight Saving Time hinders the stability of circadian rhythms, posing public health risks, especially for adolescents and evening chronotypes.” 👉 Permanent Standard Time is needed instead!
November 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The sun should be highest at noon. 12:00. I don’t see hire this is even a controversy.
Could he possibly be called Andrew Release the Epstein Files Mountbatten Windsor?
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
The former prince will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor.
Prince Andrew Will No Longer Be A ‘Prince,’ Buckingham Palace Says
The former prince will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor.
www.forbes.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Could he possibly be called Andrew Release the Epstein Files Mountbatten Windsor?
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
The Regime.
That’s all we need to say now.
That’s all we need to say now.
From MSNBC: Half of the states in this country plus DC sued the Regime over the suspension of SNAP Benefits for 40 million people which includes 17 million children, elderly & disabled people, also military personnel & veterans for the month of Nov. A federal judge is supposed to make a ruling soon.
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The Regime.
That’s all we need to say now.
That’s all we need to say now.
I’m so tired of seeing content like this on BlueSky. It belongs on LinkedIn, the professional networking platform.
October 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I’m so tired of seeing content like this on BlueSky. It belongs on LinkedIn, the professional networking platform.
Here’s a crazy thought. I’d love to see the A Level exams by the joint matriculation board in 1983 for Maths, Physics, Chemistry and General Studies. I doubt I’d understand any of them now.
October 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Here’s a crazy thought. I’d love to see the A Level exams by the joint matriculation board in 1983 for Maths, Physics, Chemistry and General Studies. I doubt I’d understand any of them now.