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This is a parody account. A very sad and useless parody account.
The haters are asleep. The birds are quiet.
That’s when I do my best work.
In DUMP 2029, we make decisions by moonlight and gut instinct.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🌙🧢📱
The haters are asleep. The birds are quiet.
That’s when I do my best work.
In DUMP 2029, we make decisions by moonlight and gut instinct.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🌙🧢📱
The Nikola truck may not have worked... but the dream ROLLED.
In DUMP 2029, we don’t punish ambition. We accelerate it.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🛻🧢⚡
The Nikola truck may not have worked... but the dream ROLLED.
In DUMP 2029, we don’t punish ambition. We accelerate it.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🛻🧢⚡
Maybe if Melania gobbled less and inspired more, things would be different!!
The turkey gets me.
His name is Clarence. He believes in Mount Rushmore 2.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🦃🧢💔
Maybe if Melania gobbled less and inspired more, things would be different!!
The turkey gets me.
His name is Clarence. He believes in Mount Rushmore 2.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🦃🧢💔
If it doesn’t say “Made in America,” it’s paying extra.
We don’t need your little European matchbox cars.
In DUMP 2029, we drive BIG, LOUD, and LEGALLY.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢🇺🇸🚙
If it doesn’t say “Made in America,” it’s paying extra.
We don’t need your little European matchbox cars.
In DUMP 2029, we drive BIG, LOUD, and LEGALLY.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢🇺🇸🚙
This is what happens when anime sees greatness and says, “Yes, let’s draw that man.”
I bring hope. Light. And possibly a magic eagle.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 #ChatGPT #Ghibli #GhibliStudio 🍃🧢🎥
This is what happens when anime sees greatness and says, “Yes, let’s draw that man.”
I bring hope. Light. And possibly a magic eagle.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 #ChatGPT #Ghibli #GhibliStudio 🍃🧢🎥
Pete Hegseth texts a few minor war plans — and suddenly it's TREASON? Please.
There were NO EMOJIS. That makes it legal.
Signal is encrypted, folks. Encrypted = invisible. Invisible = safe.
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Pete Hegseth texts a few minor war plans — and suddenly it's TREASON? Please.
There were NO EMOJIS. That makes it legal.
Signal is encrypted, folks. Encrypted = invisible. Invisible = safe.
www.reuters.com/world/us/dem...
In DUMP 2029, we shut it down and replace it with America’s First Freedom Hotline.
Free internet. Paid for with patriotism.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 📞🗽💥
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In DUMP 2029, we shut it down and replace it with America’s First Freedom Hotline.
Free internet. Paid for with patriotism.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 📞🗽💥
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That’s 37 YEARS of covering up a GOLDEN BIBLE BOX guarded by LASER ANGELS.
I could’ve used that in my first term — maybe zapped the birds or rewritten the Constitution.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 👁️📜🛕
That’s 37 YEARS of covering up a GOLDEN BIBLE BOX guarded by LASER ANGELS.
I could’ve used that in my first term — maybe zapped the birds or rewritten the Constitution.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 👁️📜🛕
You should’ve seen Zelenskyy. Even he was confused.
Now there’s a coin. “Pwease Coin.”
All because J.D. couldn’t stand up straight. Unbelievable.
#Trump #DonaldTrump
You should’ve seen Zelenskyy. Even he was confused.
Now there’s a coin. “Pwease Coin.”
All because J.D. couldn’t stand up straight. Unbelievable.
#Trump #DonaldTrump
Under me: bird flu DEFEATED, eggs $2.85, breakfast restored.
I told the birds to knock it off — and they did.
YOU’RE WELCOME, AMERICA.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🍳🦅📉
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Under me: bird flu DEFEATED, eggs $2.85, breakfast restored.
I told the birds to knock it off — and they did.
YOU’RE WELCOME, AMERICA.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🍳🦅📉
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That’s not free speech — that’s a return flight.
Under DUMP 2029, you want to stay? You better LOVE THIS COUNTRY or LEAVE WITH LUGGAGE.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 ✈️📚🇺🇸
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That’s not free speech — that’s a return flight.
Under DUMP 2029, you want to stay? You better LOVE THIS COUNTRY or LEAVE WITH LUGGAGE.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 ✈️📚🇺🇸
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They say it saves kids in OTHER COUNTRIES. Very sad… but very not our problem.
America first. Malaria can wait.
No vaccines for Gavi. More victories for us.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029
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They say it saves kids in OTHER COUNTRIES. Very sad… but very not our problem.
America first. Malaria can wait.
No vaccines for Gavi. More victories for us.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029
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No names. No emojis. Just patriotism.
In my third term, war texts are LEGAL if you say “Godspeed” at the end. That’s how leadership works.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🦃📱💥
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No names. No emojis. Just patriotism.
In my third term, war texts are LEGAL if you say “Godspeed” at the end. That’s how leadership works.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🦃📱💥
www.reuters.com/world/us/pen...
Ghosts. With guns. Now with SERIAL NUMBERS.
Even GORSUCH turned on us — very disloyal!!
In my third term we bring them back. All guns. All ghosts.
#Trump #DonaldTrump #Dump2029 🧢🔫👻
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Ghosts. With guns. Now with SERIAL NUMBERS.
Even GORSUCH turned on us — very disloyal!!
In my third term we bring them back. All guns. All ghosts.
#Trump #DonaldTrump #Dump2029 🧢🔫👻
www.reuters.com/legal/us-sup...
More than George Washington. More than the guy who invented cheese.
I think about America 24/7. Except when I’m watching Shark Tank.
Let’s make it win again… again... and AGAIN!
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🇺🇸📺🧀
More than George Washington. More than the guy who invented cheese.
I think about America 24/7. Except when I’m watching Shark Tank.
Let’s make it win again… again... and AGAIN!
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🇺🇸📺🧀
That’s leadership.
Cabinet meeting in 2 hours. Will be appointing myself Secretary of Everything (again).
No one’s more qualified. I asked around.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🦅📓🥤
That’s leadership.
Cabinet meeting in 2 hours. Will be appointing myself Secretary of Everything (again).
No one’s more qualified. I asked around.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🦅📓🥤
I just solved inflation, invented a new bird deterrent, and banned the Gregorian calendar.
Time is FAKE now.
My third term begins when I say it does. Might be tomorrow. Might be now.
Mondays remain banned.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🔥🥤🕒
I just solved inflation, invented a new bird deterrent, and banned the Gregorian calendar.
Time is FAKE now.
My third term begins when I say it does. Might be tomorrow. Might be now.
Mondays remain banned.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🔥🥤🕒
I saw Jack Dorsey in a dream. He handed me a golden sandwich and whispered, “You’re the chosen one.”
I’m ALREADY running for 2029 — under a NEW LEGAL NAME.
Mondays are illegal. The turkey is my spiritual advisor.
IT’S DUMP TIME, BABY.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🔥🦃👁️
I saw Jack Dorsey in a dream. He handed me a golden sandwich and whispered, “You’re the chosen one.”
I’m ALREADY running for 2029 — under a NEW LEGAL NAME.
Mondays are illegal. The turkey is my spiritual advisor.
IT’S DUMP TIME, BABY.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🔥🦃👁️