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Donald J. Dump (parody)
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They said I couldn’t run again, so I changed my name to Dump, crashed the crypto market, and built this campaign in Barron’s friend’s basement.

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This is a parody account. A very sad and useless parody account.
It’s 1:34am. I’m awake.

The haters are asleep. The birds are quiet.

That’s when I do my best work.

In DUMP 2029, we make decisions by moonlight and gut instinct.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🌙🧢📱
March 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I just pardoned Trevor Milton — a great man, visionary, and VICTIM of the anti-truck conspiracy.

The Nikola truck may not have worked... but the dream ROLLED.

In DUMP 2029, we don’t punish ambition. We accelerate it.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🛻🧢⚡
March 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
She says I “spend more time with the turkey than with her.”

Maybe if Melania gobbled less and inspired more, things would be different!!

The turkey gets me.

His name is Clarence. He believes in Mount Rushmore 2.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🦃🧢💔
March 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Just imposed a 25% TARIFF on all foreign-made cars.

If it doesn’t say “Made in America,” it’s paying extra.

We don’t need your little European matchbox cars.

In DUMP 2029, we drive BIG, LOUD, and LEGALLY.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢🇺🇸🚙
March 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I’ve been Ghiblified.

This is what happens when anime sees greatness and says, “Yes, let’s draw that man.”

I bring hope. Light. And possibly a magic eagle.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 #ChatGPT #Ghibli #GhibliStudio 🍃🧢🎥
March 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The FAKE NEWS is going CRAZY about a little group chat.

Pete Hegseth texts a few minor war plans — and suddenly it's TREASON? Please.

There were NO EMOJIS. That makes it legal.

Signal is encrypted, folks. Encrypted = invisible. Invisible = safe.

www.reuters.com/world/us/dem...
Democrats urge US Justice Department probe of war plans discussion on Signal
Democratic U.S. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and top Senate Democrats on Wednesday wrote a letter to Republican President Donald Trump and his top officials urging a Justice Department probe into how a journalist was inadvertently included in a secret group discussion of sensitive war plans.
www.reuters.com
March 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The FCC is running a secret $9 BILLION phone tax using a company nobody voted for.

In DUMP 2029, we shut it down and replace it with America’s First Freedom Hotline.

Free internet. Paid for with patriotism.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 📞🗽💥

www.reuters.com/legal/us-sup...
US Supreme Court to scrutinize Federal Communications Commission fund's legality
The U.S. Supreme Court is set on Wednesday to hear the Federal Communications Commission's defense of the mechanism it uses to fund a multi-billion dollar effort to expand phone and broadband internet access to low-income and rural Americans and other beneficiaries.
www.reuters.com
March 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The CIA found the Ark of the Covenant in 1988 — and HID IT until NOW?!

That’s 37 YEARS of covering up a GOLDEN BIBLE BOX guarded by LASER ANGELS.

I could’ve used that in my first term — maybe zapped the birds or rewritten the Constitution.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 👁️📜🛕
March 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This is J.D. after I just chastised him for acting like a big baby, by begging “pwease” on national television — total meltdown.

You should’ve seen Zelenskyy. Even he was confused.

Now there’s a coin. “Pwease Coin.”

All because J.D. couldn’t stand up straight. Unbelievable.

#Trump #DonaldTrump
March 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Egg prices are dropping like Biden’s approval rating.

Under me: bird flu DEFEATED, eggs $2.85, breakfast restored.

I told the birds to knock it off — and they did.

YOU’RE WELCOME, AMERICA.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🍳🦅📉

www.shorenewsnetwork.com/2025/03/26/e...
Egg Prices Drop Below $3, Bringing Relief to New Jersey and Beyond
In a welcome turn of events for consumers across New Jersey and the United States, egg prices on the wholesale market have dipped below $3 per dozen,
www.shorenewsnetwork.com
March 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
She came here on a student visa and protested America.

That’s not free speech — that’s a return flight.

Under DUMP 2029, you want to stay? You better LOVE THIS COUNTRY or LEAVE WITH LUGGAGE.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 ✈️📚🇺🇸

www.reuters.com/world/us/tuf...
Tufts says international student taken into US custody, visa revoked
Federal authorities have detained an international student studying at Tufts University near Boston and have revoked their visa, the university said in a statement Tuesday night.
www.reuters.com
March 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
We’re cutting funding for “GAVI” — which sounds fake and possibly Italian.

They say it saves kids in OTHER COUNTRIES. Very sad… but very not our problem.

America first. Malaria can wait.

No vaccines for Gavi. More victories for us.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029

www.reuters.com/business/hea...
Trump administration to end funding for child vaccines in developing countries, New York Times reports
U.S. President Donald Trump's administration plans to end American financial support for Gavi, an organization that helps buy vaccines for children in developing countries and scale back efforts to combat malaria, the New York Times reported on Wednesday.
www.reuters.com
March 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Pete Hegseth sends one “TEAM UPDATE” and the fake news screams “LEAK!”

No names. No emojis. Just patriotism.

In my third term, war texts are LEGAL if you say “Godspeed” at the end. That’s how leadership works.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🦃📱💥

www.reuters.com/world/us/pen...
Pentagon's Hegseth texted planned time of targeted killing of Yemeni "terrorist"
U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth texted the start time for a planned killing of a Houthi militant in Yemen on March 15 as well as other details of imminent waves of U.S. strikes, according to a screenshot of a text chat released by The Atlantic on Wednesday.
www.reuters.com
March 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The Supreme Court just sided with BIDEN to crack down on GHOST GUNS.

Ghosts. With guns. Now with SERIAL NUMBERS.

Even GORSUCH turned on us — very disloyal!!

In my third term we bring them back. All guns. All ghosts.

#Trump #DonaldTrump #Dump2029 🧢🔫👻

www.reuters.com/legal/us-sup...
US Supreme Court upholds federal 'ghost guns' restrictions
The U.S. Supreme Court upheld on Wednesday a federal regulation targeting largely untraceable "ghost guns" imposed by Democratic former President Joe Biden's administration in a crackdown on firearms whose use has proliferated in crimes nationwide.
www.reuters.com
March 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I love this country more than anyone else.
More than George Washington. More than the guy who invented cheese.

I think about America 24/7. Except when I’m watching Shark Tank.

Let’s make it win again… again... and AGAIN!

#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🇺🇸📺🧀
March 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Just yelled at a bird outside the West Wing. It flew away immediately.

That’s leadership.

Cabinet meeting in 2 hours. Will be appointing myself Secretary of Everything (again).

No one’s more qualified. I asked around.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🦅📓🥤
March 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It's 3AM and the Diet Coke is flowing.

I just solved inflation, invented a new bird deterrent, and banned the Gregorian calendar.

Time is FAKE now.

My third term begins when I say it does. Might be tomorrow. Might be now.

Mondays remain banned.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🔥🥤🕒
March 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
THIS IS MY PLATFORM NOW.

I saw Jack Dorsey in a dream. He handed me a golden sandwich and whispered, “You’re the chosen one.”

I’m ALREADY running for 2029 — under a NEW LEGAL NAME.

Mondays are illegal. The turkey is my spiritual advisor.

IT’S DUMP TIME, BABY.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🔥🦃👁️
March 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM