Donald J. Dump (parody)
@votedump.com
They said I couldn’t run again, so I changed my name to Dump, crashed the crypto market, and built this campaign in Barron’s friend’s basement.
VoteDump.com
This is a parody account. A very sad and useless parody account.
VoteDump.com
This is a parody account. A very sad and useless parody account.
Matt Gaetz on OAN?
You’re welcome.
I told him: “Matt, you're loud, aggressive, and have great hair. That’s TV.”
In DUMP 2029, we don’t watch the news — we become the news.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢📺🔥
You’re welcome.
I told him: “Matt, you're loud, aggressive, and have great hair. That’s TV.”
In DUMP 2029, we don’t watch the news — we become the news.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢📺🔥
March 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Matt Gaetz on OAN?
You’re welcome.
I told him: “Matt, you're loud, aggressive, and have great hair. That’s TV.”
In DUMP 2029, we don’t watch the news — we become the news.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢📺🔥
You’re welcome.
I told him: “Matt, you're loud, aggressive, and have great hair. That’s TV.”
In DUMP 2029, we don’t watch the news — we become the news.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢📺🔥
They say we’re “rewriting history” — no, we’re adding better fonts.
In DUMP 2029, we don’t tear down statues. We upgrade them.
Gold plating. Lasers. Birds flying in formation.
That’s REAL history.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢🗽🦅
In DUMP 2029, we don’t tear down statues. We upgrade them.
Gold plating. Lasers. Birds flying in formation.
That’s REAL history.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢🗽🦅
March 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
They say we’re “rewriting history” — no, we’re adding better fonts.
In DUMP 2029, we don’t tear down statues. We upgrade them.
Gold plating. Lasers. Birds flying in formation.
That’s REAL history.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢🗽🦅
In DUMP 2029, we don’t tear down statues. We upgrade them.
Gold plating. Lasers. Birds flying in formation.
That’s REAL history.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢🗽🦅
If you buy oil from Venezuela, you pay ME.
That’s the rule now.
Secondary tariffs = PRIMARY DOMINANCE.
In DUMP 2029, every barrel pays tribute.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢🛢️📉
That’s the rule now.
Secondary tariffs = PRIMARY DOMINANCE.
In DUMP 2029, every barrel pays tribute.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢🛢️📉
March 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If you buy oil from Venezuela, you pay ME.
That’s the rule now.
Secondary tariffs = PRIMARY DOMINANCE.
In DUMP 2029, every barrel pays tribute.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢🛢️📉
That’s the rule now.
Secondary tariffs = PRIMARY DOMINANCE.
In DUMP 2029, every barrel pays tribute.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢🛢️📉
Usha didn’t “fail” in Greenland — she left because the mission was too successful.
Everyone was speechless.
Literally. No one spoke.
Dump 2029: Winning hearts, freezing ears.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 ❄️🧢🤐
Everyone was speechless.
Literally. No one spoke.
Dump 2029: Winning hearts, freezing ears.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 ❄️🧢🤐
March 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Usha didn’t “fail” in Greenland — she left because the mission was too successful.
Everyone was speechless.
Literally. No one spoke.
Dump 2029: Winning hearts, freezing ears.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 ❄️🧢🤐
Everyone was speechless.
Literally. No one spoke.
Dump 2029: Winning hearts, freezing ears.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 ❄️🧢🤐
Let’s be honest: she was banned after accidentally reacting to a classified Signal chat with a laughing emoji.
You don’t LOL at military strategy. Not in my administration.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 📱🧢🛑
You don’t LOL at military strategy. Not in my administration.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 📱🧢🛑
March 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Let’s be honest: she was banned after accidentally reacting to a classified Signal chat with a laughing emoji.
You don’t LOL at military strategy. Not in my administration.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 📱🧢🛑
You don’t LOL at military strategy. Not in my administration.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 📱🧢🛑
Thank you!!
I’m proud to inspire protest anthems, folk operas, and whatever this is.
If you're writing songs about me, you're already a fan.
DUMP 2029: Streaming everywhere.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢🎶🇺🇸
I’m proud to inspire protest anthems, folk operas, and whatever this is.
If you're writing songs about me, you're already a fan.
DUMP 2029: Streaming everywhere.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢🎶🇺🇸
March 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Thank you!!
I’m proud to inspire protest anthems, folk operas, and whatever this is.
If you're writing songs about me, you're already a fan.
DUMP 2029: Streaming everywhere.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢🎶🇺🇸
I’m proud to inspire protest anthems, folk operas, and whatever this is.
If you're writing songs about me, you're already a fan.
DUMP 2029: Streaming everywhere.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢🎶🇺🇸
Elon and I are changing the game.
First: rockets.
Second: electric tanks.
Now: Million-dollar petition energy.
Sorry, haters — greatness funds greatness.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢🚀🖊️
First: rockets.
Second: electric tanks.
Now: Million-dollar petition energy.
Sorry, haters — greatness funds greatness.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢🚀🖊️
March 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Elon and I are changing the game.
First: rockets.
Second: electric tanks.
Now: Million-dollar petition energy.
Sorry, haters — greatness funds greatness.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢🚀🖊️
First: rockets.
Second: electric tanks.
Now: Million-dollar petition energy.
Sorry, haters — greatness funds greatness.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢🚀🖊️
I proposed mandatory love goggles back in 2020. Nobody listened.
Now it’s anti-mask laws? Weak!
In my third term, we fight hate with laser patriotism and strategic compliments.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢💥🇺🇸
Now it’s anti-mask laws? Weak!
In my third term, we fight hate with laser patriotism and strategic compliments.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢💥🇺🇸
March 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I proposed mandatory love goggles back in 2020. Nobody listened.
Now it’s anti-mask laws? Weak!
In my third term, we fight hate with laser patriotism and strategic compliments.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢💥🇺🇸
Now it’s anti-mask laws? Weak!
In my third term, we fight hate with laser patriotism and strategic compliments.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢💥🇺🇸
Just because you’re working on a PhD doesn’t mean you’re working for America.
Smart people still get detained if they’re smart in the wrong direction.
In my third term, we check the thesis AND the vibe.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🎓🧢🛂
Smart people still get detained if they’re smart in the wrong direction.
In my third term, we check the thesis AND the vibe.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🎓🧢🛂
March 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Just because you’re working on a PhD doesn’t mean you’re working for America.
Smart people still get detained if they’re smart in the wrong direction.
In my third term, we check the thesis AND the vibe.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🎓🧢🛂
Smart people still get detained if they’re smart in the wrong direction.
In my third term, we check the thesis AND the vibe.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🎓🧢🛂
“Incompetent”? I was running war ops from my phone while on a treadmill at Mar-a-Lago.
It’s not a scandal. It’s innovation.
Signal is our battlefield. The vibes are encrypted.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🔐🧢🇺🇸
It’s not a scandal. It’s innovation.
Signal is our battlefield. The vibes are encrypted.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🔐🧢🇺🇸
March 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“Incompetent”? I was running war ops from my phone while on a treadmill at Mar-a-Lago.
It’s not a scandal. It’s innovation.
Signal is our battlefield. The vibes are encrypted.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🔐🧢🇺🇸
It’s not a scandal. It’s innovation.
Signal is our battlefield. The vibes are encrypted.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🔐🧢🇺🇸
You know what’s worse than a security breach?
Disappointing me.
I gave Waltz Signal access. And this is how he repays me? With GROUP CHATS and REGRET?
Very sad. Possibly criminal.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢📱🔒
Disappointing me.
I gave Waltz Signal access. And this is how he repays me? With GROUP CHATS and REGRET?
Very sad. Possibly criminal.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢📱🔒
March 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You know what’s worse than a security breach?
Disappointing me.
I gave Waltz Signal access. And this is how he repays me? With GROUP CHATS and REGRET?
Very sad. Possibly criminal.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢📱🔒
Disappointing me.
I gave Waltz Signal access. And this is how he repays me? With GROUP CHATS and REGRET?
Very sad. Possibly criminal.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢📱🔒
Overdraft fees going UP?
Sounds like something SLEEPY JOE BIDEN and the International Bird Lobby cooked up with the banks.
I warned you.
In my third term, we’re charging banks every time they look at your balance.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🦃💳🧢
Sounds like something SLEEPY JOE BIDEN and the International Bird Lobby cooked up with the banks.
I warned you.
In my third term, we’re charging banks every time they look at your balance.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🦃💳🧢
March 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Overdraft fees going UP?
Sounds like something SLEEPY JOE BIDEN and the International Bird Lobby cooked up with the banks.
I warned you.
In my third term, we’re charging banks every time they look at your balance.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🦃💳🧢
Sounds like something SLEEPY JOE BIDEN and the International Bird Lobby cooked up with the banks.
I warned you.
In my third term, we’re charging banks every time they look at your balance.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🦃💳🧢
I don’t know who Elmo is, but he sounds like a puppet — like the media, like the polls, like you.
DUMP 2029 is for thinkers, not toe whisperers.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧦🧢🧠
DUMP 2029 is for thinkers, not toe whisperers.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧦🧢🧠
March 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I don’t know who Elmo is, but he sounds like a puppet — like the media, like the polls, like you.
DUMP 2029 is for thinkers, not toe whisperers.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧦🧢🧠
DUMP 2029 is for thinkers, not toe whisperers.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧦🧢🧠
Thank you for your passion!!!
Many people are confused at first — then they realize greatness when they see it.
You’re now part of the movement.
Welcome to Fertilization Nation.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🌱🧢💥
Many people are confused at first — then they realize greatness when they see it.
You’re now part of the movement.
Welcome to Fertilization Nation.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🌱🧢💥
March 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Thank you for your passion!!!
Many people are confused at first — then they realize greatness when they see it.
You’re now part of the movement.
Welcome to Fertilization Nation.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🌱🧢💥
Many people are confused at first — then they realize greatness when they see it.
You’re now part of the movement.
Welcome to Fertilization Nation.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🌱🧢💥
FINALLY — real reporting from NPR.
No “unnamed sources,” no fake polls — just seals and science.
In my third term, we FUND this kind of research.
I’ve been telling people to breathe through their blood for YEARS.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🦭🧠🧢
No “unnamed sources,” no fake polls — just seals and science.
In my third term, we FUND this kind of research.
I’ve been telling people to breathe through their blood for YEARS.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🦭🧠🧢
March 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
FINALLY — real reporting from NPR.
No “unnamed sources,” no fake polls — just seals and science.
In my third term, we FUND this kind of research.
I’ve been telling people to breathe through their blood for YEARS.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🦭🧠🧢
No “unnamed sources,” no fake polls — just seals and science.
In my third term, we FUND this kind of research.
I’ve been telling people to breathe through their blood for YEARS.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🦭🧠🧢
If you’re scared to hand over your phone at the border… maybe you shouldn’t be coming here.
In my third term, we’re screening:
– Phones
– Laptops
– Attitudes
– Vibes
America is for patriots, not cloud data.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029
In my third term, we’re screening:
– Phones
– Laptops
– Attitudes
– Vibes
America is for patriots, not cloud data.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029
March 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If you’re scared to hand over your phone at the border… maybe you shouldn’t be coming here.
In my third term, we’re screening:
– Phones
– Laptops
– Attitudes
– Vibes
America is for patriots, not cloud data.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029
In my third term, we’re screening:
– Phones
– Laptops
– Attitudes
– Vibes
America is for patriots, not cloud data.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029
If you have tattoos AND baggage, we might send you somewhere sunny with consequences.
I hear El Salvador is beautiful this time of year.
In my third term, we call that INTERNATIONAL VETTING.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 ✈️🧢🇺🇸
I hear El Salvador is beautiful this time of year.
In my third term, we call that INTERNATIONAL VETTING.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 ✈️🧢🇺🇸
March 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If you have tattoos AND baggage, we might send you somewhere sunny with consequences.
I hear El Salvador is beautiful this time of year.
In my third term, we call that INTERNATIONAL VETTING.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 ✈️🧢🇺🇸
I hear El Salvador is beautiful this time of year.
In my third term, we call that INTERNATIONAL VETTING.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 ✈️🧢🇺🇸
In DUMP 2029, we’ll be launching Secure Patriot Messaging — just yelling directly into satellites.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 📱🦃💥
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 📱🦃💥
March 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
In DUMP 2029, we’ll be launching Secure Patriot Messaging — just yelling directly into satellites.
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 📱🦃💥
#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 📱🦃💥
That’s what I’ve been told.
If a journalist got added, that’s on Signal’s auto-suggest, not us. We do WAR. We don’t do “Settings.”
These people want an investigation? GREAT. Let them see how efficient my team is at texting freedom.
If a journalist got added, that’s on Signal’s auto-suggest, not us. We do WAR. We don’t do “Settings.”
These people want an investigation? GREAT. Let them see how efficient my team is at texting freedom.
March 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
That’s what I’ve been told.
If a journalist got added, that’s on Signal’s auto-suggest, not us. We do WAR. We don’t do “Settings.”
These people want an investigation? GREAT. Let them see how efficient my team is at texting freedom.
If a journalist got added, that’s on Signal’s auto-suggest, not us. We do WAR. We don’t do “Settings.”
These people want an investigation? GREAT. Let them see how efficient my team is at texting freedom.