"Flat Iron" Chris Johnston
@vsthejanitor.bsky.social
I like an Axe Handle
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I like an Axe Handle
Felt strong, might delete later
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Felt strong, might delete later
170 Mile Round Trip, 3rd place UMVC3, back in time to work.
October 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
170 Mile Round Trip, 3rd place UMVC3, back in time to work.
YES
Pour one out for Itagaki in the best way possible. Exploding Judo Federation is a fighting game inspired by the best part of Dead Or Alive.
No, not the bouncing titties. The 'arena is covered in landmines' mode, where one throw or knockdown is an instant kill unless you tech out of it.
No, not the bouncing titties. The 'arena is covered in landmines' mode, where one throw or knockdown is an instant kill unless you tech out of it.
Exploding Judo Federation on Steam
It's judo on a minefield! Tech the grab or die, in this fast-paced 3D fighting game where every! single! throw! is lethal!
store.steampowered.com
October 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
YES
That was fucking sick.
October 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
That was fucking sick.
Did ring announcing for the Student Showcase, didn't totally fuck it. Yay
October 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Did ring announcing for the Student Showcase, didn't totally fuck it. Yay
You think a tetsuzanko would be a fun variation on a shoulder tackle for wrestling? One thing I'm keen to try and incorporate when I start wrestling is nods to fighting games.
October 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
You think a tetsuzanko would be a fun variation on a shoulder tackle for wrestling? One thing I'm keen to try and incorporate when I start wrestling is nods to fighting games.
Armour Kings from Manchester
September 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Armour Kings from Manchester
Went all Kevin Dunn on one of the videos from training last week
September 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Went all Kevin Dunn on one of the videos from training last week
I'll make sandwiches, no matter how many Heels or Faces I have to destroy. Piecemaker
September 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I'll make sandwiches, no matter how many Heels or Faces I have to destroy. Piecemaker
2nd wrestling assessment passed, one more to go in 8 weeks
September 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
2nd wrestling assessment passed, one more to go in 8 weeks
Also was really happy with this hiptoss.
September 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Also was really happy with this hiptoss.
After having steak at the weekend I just kept thinking while eating "Flat Iron" would be a pretty badass wrestling name
September 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
After having steak at the weekend I just kept thinking while eating "Flat Iron" would be a pretty badass wrestling name
Fuck it, we bump
September 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Fuck it, we bump
Reposted by "Flat Iron" Chris Johnston
When the NumPad notation war is happening and I gotta kill Northern Lion
September 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
When the NumPad notation war is happening and I gotta kill Northern Lion
Reposted by "Flat Iron" Chris Johnston
Reposted by "Flat Iron" Chris Johnston
Please read this short story by me. It's about growing up neurodivergent in the Scottish Borders. And Mitsuharu Misawa vs Toshiaki Kawada, June 1994.
www.bruisermag.com/mcpherson_ti...
www.bruisermag.com/mcpherson_ti...
TIGER DRIVER NINETY-ONE by James McPherson - BRUISER
The plastic chairs, the bland cream brickwork, the iron bars outside the windows. It was five years since his last drink, but Christ if the water in
www.bruisermag.com
September 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Please read this short story by me. It's about growing up neurodivergent in the Scottish Borders. And Mitsuharu Misawa vs Toshiaki Kawada, June 1994.
www.bruisermag.com/mcpherson_ti...
www.bruisermag.com/mcpherson_ti...
Pro Wrestling Training Update from last night
September 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Pro Wrestling Training Update from last night
Reposted by "Flat Iron" Chris Johnston
FIFERS MEGAMIX RETURNS THIS NOVEMBER 1ST!
This all-day session features:
150+ Games
18+ Setups
CRTS
Brackets
BYO setup space
Where and When:
🏠The Hive LGBT+ Centre, KDY
🕕12pm-10pm
🚪£10 Entry
🎮BYOC
www.start.gg/tournament/f...
This all-day session features:
150+ Games
18+ Setups
CRTS
Brackets
BYO setup space
Where and When:
🏠The Hive LGBT+ Centre, KDY
🕕12pm-10pm
🚪£10 Entry
🎮BYOC
www.start.gg/tournament/f...
September 8, 2025 at 10:28 AM
FIFERS MEGAMIX RETURNS THIS NOVEMBER 1ST!
This all-day session features:
150+ Games
18+ Setups
CRTS
Brackets
BYO setup space
Where and When:
🏠The Hive LGBT+ Centre, KDY
🕕12pm-10pm
🚪£10 Entry
🎮BYOC
www.start.gg/tournament/f...
This all-day session features:
150+ Games
18+ Setups
CRTS
Brackets
BYO setup space
Where and When:
🏠The Hive LGBT+ Centre, KDY
🕕12pm-10pm
🚪£10 Entry
🎮BYOC
www.start.gg/tournament/f...
Reposted by "Flat Iron" Chris Johnston
FIFERS MEGAMIX is back baybee! This time with our own brackets, chosen in the BLF discord!
For more info about Scotlands biggest (and only) dedicated retro FGC event see the quote below!
Hit me up if you've any questions :D
For more info about Scotlands biggest (and only) dedicated retro FGC event see the quote below!
Hit me up if you've any questions :D
FIFERS MEGAMIX RETURNS THIS NOVEMBER 1ST!
This all-day session features:
150+ Games
18+ Setups
CRTS
Brackets
BYO setup space
Where and When:
🏠The Hive LGBT+ Centre, KDY
🕕12pm-10pm
🚪£10 Entry
🎮BYOC
www.start.gg/tournament/f...
This all-day session features:
150+ Games
18+ Setups
CRTS
Brackets
BYO setup space
Where and When:
🏠The Hive LGBT+ Centre, KDY
🕕12pm-10pm
🚪£10 Entry
🎮BYOC
www.start.gg/tournament/f...
September 8, 2025 at 10:47 AM
FIFERS MEGAMIX is back baybee! This time with our own brackets, chosen in the BLF discord!
For more info about Scotlands biggest (and only) dedicated retro FGC event see the quote below!
Hit me up if you've any questions :D
For more info about Scotlands biggest (and only) dedicated retro FGC event see the quote below!
Hit me up if you've any questions :D
Went down a metal gear rabbit hole.
Wrestler Idea, A wrestler/stable that targets the biggest babyfaces. To inspire people to get into wrestling to stop them.
Special Unit Chinlocks-hound
Led by Big Hoss
Wrestler Idea, A wrestler/stable that targets the biggest babyfaces. To inspire people to get into wrestling to stop them.
Special Unit Chinlocks-hound
Led by Big Hoss
August 29, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Went down a metal gear rabbit hole.
Wrestler Idea, A wrestler/stable that targets the biggest babyfaces. To inspire people to get into wrestling to stop them.
Special Unit Chinlocks-hound
Led by Big Hoss
Wrestler Idea, A wrestler/stable that targets the biggest babyfaces. To inspire people to get into wrestling to stop them.
Special Unit Chinlocks-hound
Led by Big Hoss
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I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug
August 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug
Wrestling Update for anyone not on Tiktok
August 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Wrestling Update for anyone not on Tiktok
We did Hip Tosses last night. That was fun.
Going to AEW on Wednesday has really solidified how much I want to do this now.
Going to AEW on Wednesday has really solidified how much I want to do this now.
August 23, 2025 at 8:57 AM
We did Hip Tosses last night. That was fun.
Going to AEW on Wednesday has really solidified how much I want to do this now.
Going to AEW on Wednesday has really solidified how much I want to do this now.