Vswarte
@vswarte.bsky.social
From software aftermarket tech support. Ghidra ghidra ghidra ghidra ghidra ghidra ghidra ghidra ghidra ghidra
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They were. They failed.
December 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
They were. They failed.
Reasonable mfers are always like "let's talk about it"
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Reasonable mfers are always like "let's talk about it"
I have successfully uploaded my consciousness to pornhub and all I got was a handjob... From myself.
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I have successfully uploaded my consciousness to pornhub and all I got was a handjob... From myself.
Adding fall damage back into nightreign :weedchamp:
October 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Adding fall damage back into nightreign :weedchamp:
I'm totally open for special funding from the Whitehouse. I will even stop making fun of right wingers! Pinky promise!
October 12, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I'm totally open for special funding from the Whitehouse. I will even stop making fun of right wingers! Pinky promise!
No, your honor, I did not overthrow the entire Gambian government with just pictures of my feet. My armpits were also involved
October 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
No, your honor, I did not overthrow the entire Gambian government with just pictures of my feet. My armpits were also involved
Let me explain: *breaks down in expressive dance*
October 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Let me explain: *breaks down in expressive dance*
I swear there's cohesive thoughts in this head. They're usually about McDonald's breakfast and quaternions but they're cohesive nonetheless
October 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I swear there's cohesive thoughts in this head. They're usually about McDonald's breakfast and quaternions but they're cohesive nonetheless
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why do we always have to pee so bad
can’t we just pee so good
can’t we just pee so good
October 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
why do we always have to pee so bad
can’t we just pee so good
can’t we just pee so good
How do we get all the piss out of drinking water nobody knows
October 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
How do we get all the piss out of drinking water nobody knows
I firmly believe that we need to ACT NOW and start teaching cats how to safely operate firearms.
September 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I firmly believe that we need to ACT NOW and start teaching cats how to safely operate firearms.
Considering to think about doing something
September 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Considering to think about doing something
A microwave designed to make food only moderately warm
September 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
A microwave designed to make food only moderately warm
Probably late to this discussion but I'd eat a Pokémon
August 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Probably late to this discussion but I'd eat a Pokémon
When the elderly die I may finally be able to buy a house without parting with any of my organs
July 28, 2025 at 8:18 AM
When the elderly die I may finally be able to buy a house without parting with any of my organs
I have decided to withdraw from the 2028 presidential election.
July 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I have decided to withdraw from the 2028 presidential election.
A single chicken burger too many
February 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
A single chicken burger too many
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Hey folks! Long time no see, glad to see video support got added while I was away. Now that Elden Ring DLC enemy randomizer is (relatively) stable at v0.11.1, I got around to updating Elden Resizer! so here is a short trailer for it.
January 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Hey folks! Long time no see, glad to see video support got added while I was away. Now that Elden Ring DLC enemy randomizer is (relatively) stable at v0.11.1, I got around to updating Elden Resizer! so here is a short trailer for it.
Bookstores in Kuala Lumpur are built different
January 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Bookstores in Kuala Lumpur are built different
Putting all my funds into developing a gun that shoots spiders
January 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Putting all my funds into developing a gun that shoots spiders
