Vulgar Freudian
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Shaving Buridan’s Ass with Occam’s Razor Since 1327
If Trump can amend the Fourteenth Amendment by executive order, then maybe President Newsom can repeal the Second Amendment and abolish the electoral college by executive order.
January 31, 2026 at 8:42 PM
If Trump can amend the Fourteenth Amendment by executive order, then maybe President Newsom can repeal the Second Amendment and abolish the electoral college by executive order.
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This is genuinely important.
The White House seems MOST concerned with suppressing any evidence that Melania fucked Epstein before he passed her to Donald.
They could have redacted ALL women as a way to suppress that.
The White House seems MOST concerned with suppressing any evidence that Melania fucked Epstein before he passed her to Donald.
They could have redacted ALL women as a way to suppress that.
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
This is genuinely important.
The White House seems MOST concerned with suppressing any evidence that Melania fucked Epstein before he passed her to Donald.
They could have redacted ALL women as a way to suppress that.
The White House seems MOST concerned with suppressing any evidence that Melania fucked Epstein before he passed her to Donald.
They could have redacted ALL women as a way to suppress that.
If you don't believe you are living in a simulation, you will go to simulated hell when you die.
January 27, 2026 at 7:38 AM
If you don't believe you are living in a simulation, you will go to simulated hell when you die.
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Assaulting an officer in Boston on March 5, 1770.
"As the Clock struck 9 I saw two Boys abusing the Centinel. They said you Centinel, damned rascally Scoundrel Lobster Son of a Bitch and desired him to turn out." www.famous-trials.com/massacre/210...
"As the Clock struck 9 I saw two Boys abusing the Centinel. They said you Centinel, damned rascally Scoundrel Lobster Son of a Bitch and desired him to turn out." www.famous-trials.com/massacre/210...
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January 18, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Assaulting an officer in Boston on March 5, 1770.
"As the Clock struck 9 I saw two Boys abusing the Centinel. They said you Centinel, damned rascally Scoundrel Lobster Son of a Bitch and desired him to turn out." www.famous-trials.com/massacre/210...
"As the Clock struck 9 I saw two Boys abusing the Centinel. They said you Centinel, damned rascally Scoundrel Lobster Son of a Bitch and desired him to turn out." www.famous-trials.com/massacre/210...
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Kristi Noem is the one who released Jonathan Ross's name to the public but she's angry that anyone else would repeat what she revealed.
Pretty sure her noggin is 90% botox and fillers at this point.
Pretty sure her noggin is 90% botox and fillers at this point.
January 18, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Kristi Noem is the one who released Jonathan Ross's name to the public but she's angry that anyone else would repeat what she revealed.
Pretty sure her noggin is 90% botox and fillers at this point.
Pretty sure her noggin is 90% botox and fillers at this point.
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Do you agree that Donald Trump is the worst President this country has ever had.
January 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Do you agree that Donald Trump is the worst President this country has ever had.
Bigfoot is a Wookie
January 16, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Bigfoot is a Wookie
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Cartoon by Mike Luckovich
January 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Cartoon by Mike Luckovich
Definition of gross hypocrisy:
Ashli Babbitt: Murdered in cold blood by Capitol Police.
Renee Good and George Floyd. Justifiable homicide.
Ashli Babbitt: Murdered in cold blood by Capitol Police.
Renee Good and George Floyd. Justifiable homicide.
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Definition of gross hypocrisy:
Ashli Babbitt: Murdered in cold blood by Capitol Police.
Renee Good and George Floyd. Justifiable homicide.
Ashli Babbitt: Murdered in cold blood by Capitol Police.
Renee Good and George Floyd. Justifiable homicide.
Is Greenland next?
January 4, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Is Greenland next?
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Maduro Requests Lindsay Halligan to Prosecute Him
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Maduro Requests Lindsay Halligan to Prosecute Him
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HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE
January 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE
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QUICK SEARCH OF EPSTEIN FILES RELEASED BY TRUMP ADMINISTRATION:
109 hits on the word "Clinton."
2 hits on the word "Trump."
109 hits on the word "Clinton."
2 hits on the word "Trump."
December 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
QUICK SEARCH OF EPSTEIN FILES RELEASED BY TRUMP ADMINISTRATION:
109 hits on the word "Clinton."
2 hits on the word "Trump."
109 hits on the word "Clinton."
2 hits on the word "Trump."
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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"Nothing is better settled at the common law than the doctrine that the children even of aliens born in a country while the parents are resident there under the protection of the government and owing a temporary allegiance thereto are subjects by birth."
Inglis v. Sailor's Snug Harbor (U.S. 1830).
Inglis v. Sailor's Snug Harbor (U.S. 1830).
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"Nothing is better settled at the common law than the doctrine that the children even of aliens born in a country while the parents are resident there under the protection of the government and owing a temporary allegiance thereto are subjects by birth."
Inglis v. Sailor's Snug Harbor (U.S. 1830).
Inglis v. Sailor's Snug Harbor (U.S. 1830).
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In their confirmation hearings, RFK Jr pledged he would not be anti-vax, Hegseth said he respected women serving in leadership positions in the military, and Bondi said she would not weaponize DOJ against Trump’s political enemies.
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
In their confirmation hearings, RFK Jr pledged he would not be anti-vax, Hegseth said he respected women serving in leadership positions in the military, and Bondi said she would not weaponize DOJ against Trump’s political enemies.
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If we don't privatise everything that the people own and award contracts to the company that donates the most to a political party then where do we expect politicians to make money from when their terms end
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If we don't privatise everything that the people own and award contracts to the company that donates the most to a political party then where do we expect politicians to make money from when their terms end
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So Trump calls for six serving members of Congress to be hung. The Sec Def calls for a serving Senator to be recalled to active duty to be Courtmartialed. All for saying military personnel can refuse ILLEGAL ORDERS. Absurd. Separation of powers. Statement inherent in the UCMJ.
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
So Trump calls for six serving members of Congress to be hung. The Sec Def calls for a serving Senator to be recalled to active duty to be Courtmartialed. All for saying military personnel can refuse ILLEGAL ORDERS. Absurd. Separation of powers. Statement inherent in the UCMJ.
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Can YOU explain it?
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Can YOU explain it?
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Repost this everywhere you’re active on social media. Send to your friends and family who aren’t.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Repost this everywhere you’re active on social media. Send to your friends and family who aren’t.
Dedicated students of obstetrics will observe that Liz Cheney’s birth date falls precisely nine months and two days after the Selective Service publicly revoked its policy of not drafting childless husbands.
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Dedicated students of obstetrics will observe that Liz Cheney’s birth date falls precisely nine months and two days after the Selective Service publicly revoked its policy of not drafting childless husbands.
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The Santos commutation is a prelude to a Ghislaine Maxwell pardon.
Mark my words.
Mark my words.
October 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The Santos commutation is a prelude to a Ghislaine Maxwell pardon.
Mark my words.
Mark my words.
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If you have a story pending with Must Read Media (includes F&SF, Analog, Asimov's, Ellery Queen), definitely check out Ben's contract before you sign anything.
There've been contract shenanigans there and this is useful ammo to bring to negotiations.
There've been contract shenanigans there and this is useful ammo to bring to negotiations.
New neuroscience short story forthcoming in @analogsf.bsky.social! Which also means a story of - ultimately successful - negotiations with their new publisher.
Includes full final text of my contract for all to use while they finish rewriting their boilerplate.
benjaminckinney.com/analog-negot...
Includes full final text of my contract for all to use while they finish rewriting their boilerplate.
benjaminckinney.com/analog-negot...
Analog Negotiations & Short Story Sale: Recognition, Memory » Benjamin C. Kinney - still pruning...
Successful negotiations with Must Read Magazines & Analog SF, who will publish my science fiction short story "Recognition, Memory."
benjaminckinney.com
October 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
If you have a story pending with Must Read Media (includes F&SF, Analog, Asimov's, Ellery Queen), definitely check out Ben's contract before you sign anything.
There've been contract shenanigans there and this is useful ammo to bring to negotiations.
There've been contract shenanigans there and this is useful ammo to bring to negotiations.
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😎🪴🌵 Next they’re going to tell us autism is caused by the demand to release the #EpsteinFiles
October 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
😎🪴🌵 Next they’re going to tell us autism is caused by the demand to release the #EpsteinFiles