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Educator and dad living in the PNW. Into soccer (Timbers, Leeds, Chivas, CONMEBOL), hoops (Celtics), and learning about stuff
Listen not to brag but as a fifth grade teacher I was in my motherfucking bag today. 2018 Kyrie type stuff. Very difficult dynamic going into the day because of some bullying and conflict between students and I didn’t feel up to it going into the day but god dammit I locked in and sparkled ✨
February 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Listen not to brag but as a fifth grade teacher I was in my motherfucking bag today. 2018 Kyrie type stuff. Very difficult dynamic going into the day because of some bullying and conflict between students and I didn’t feel up to it going into the day but god dammit I locked in and sparkled ✨
If I didn’t have two webbed toes on each foot, I would have done a 50k by now. my foot can’t fully splay out, ruins everything
February 5, 2026 at 2:28 AM
If I didn’t have two webbed toes on each foot, I would have done a 50k by now. my foot can’t fully splay out, ruins everything
If one of my students talks about seeing me “in the wild” that implies that school is the zoo and I’M the animal?!? Come on now.
January 28, 2026 at 12:17 AM
If one of my students talks about seeing me “in the wild” that implies that school is the zoo and I’M the animal?!? Come on now.
Woman I went to college with who is a photo journalist in dc took this today. Zoomed in is blowing my mind
January 25, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Woman I went to college with who is a photo journalist in dc took this today. Zoomed in is blowing my mind
Just watched the Endrick highlights from his second match with Lyon. Absolutely filthy. I know Real Madrid is stacked and he was behind Mbappe but Xabi Alonso is a moron for keeping him off the field. He is powerful, hyper-skilled, and completely electric
January 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Just watched the Endrick highlights from his second match with Lyon. Absolutely filthy. I know Real Madrid is stacked and he was behind Mbappe but Xabi Alonso is a moron for keeping him off the field. He is powerful, hyper-skilled, and completely electric
Pretty wild that I can tell when a particularly nasty batch of fentanyl has hit east Portland just from my 12 minute commute home. Seems to be the case this afternoon. People absolutely tweaking out there rn
April 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Pretty wild that I can tell when a particularly nasty batch of fentanyl has hit east Portland just from my 12 minute commute home. Seems to be the case this afternoon. People absolutely tweaking out there rn
I already disliked United but this guy made me hate them
April 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I already disliked United but this guy made me hate them
What a relief.
April 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
What a relief.
Why did I choose to support Leeds United. Other people were born into this. I chose wtf
March 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Why did I choose to support Leeds United. Other people were born into this. I chose wtf
Willy Gnonto! I’m crying. Thank you for saving us
March 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Willy Gnonto! I’m crying. Thank you for saving us
open.spotify.com/track/3eVo0w... I am an Amy Winehouse fan
December 25, 2024 at 4:36 AM
open.spotify.com/track/3eVo0w... I am an Amy Winehouse fan
The scene in Take Us Home where Leeds United clinch promotion to the EPL and the players come out of the stadium to greet the celebrating fans is fantastic
December 24, 2024 at 6:19 AM
The scene in Take Us Home where Leeds United clinch promotion to the EPL and the players come out of the stadium to greet the celebrating fans is fantastic
This is unbelievable!
this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
December 24, 2024 at 4:38 AM
This is unbelievable!
There is a Dan the Automator album called ‘Wanna Buy A Monkey’ that’s not on Spotify and it’s just incredibly good
December 20, 2024 at 12:35 AM
There is a Dan the Automator album called ‘Wanna Buy A Monkey’ that’s not on Spotify and it’s just incredibly good
Death, taxes, and every female comedian’s IG comments being a train wreck of incel toxicity
December 19, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Death, taxes, and every female comedian’s IG comments being a train wreck of incel toxicity
What a bizarre betting line for Tottenham-Southampton. Tottenham was only -125, I couldn’t figure out why they weren’t like -300 even on the road. I felt like a trap line. Turns out it wasn’t a trap line.
December 15, 2024 at 7:25 PM
What a bizarre betting line for Tottenham-Southampton. Tottenham was only -125, I couldn’t figure out why they weren’t like -300 even on the road. I felt like a trap line. Turns out it wasn’t a trap line.
I want to start following rugby more. Watched some of the World Cup last year. What is a good league / competition currently playing?
December 14, 2024 at 7:07 AM
I want to start following rugby more. Watched some of the World Cup last year. What is a good league / competition currently playing?
I’m at a family holiday craft event at my school and a parent of a kindergartener has on a very Pablo Escobar graphic hoodie and on the back it says “everyone has a price”
December 12, 2024 at 4:23 AM
I’m at a family holiday craft event at my school and a parent of a kindergartener has on a very Pablo Escobar graphic hoodie and on the back it says “everyone has a price”
Is there a teacher community on here? Help me find it
December 10, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Is there a teacher community on here? Help me find it
As a contributor to the household - my strength is doing dishes, laundry, cleaning late at night. I need to get better at getting kids dressed and ready to leave the house
November 30, 2024 at 8:26 AM
As a contributor to the household - my strength is doing dishes, laundry, cleaning late at night. I need to get better at getting kids dressed and ready to leave the house
Her voice 🥹😍
November 28, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Her voice 🥹😍
Holy shit, this Cruz Azul team is probably the best Liga MX side of the last decade. They better cut this to one goal or they are in big trouble
November 28, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Holy shit, this Cruz Azul team is probably the best Liga MX side of the last decade. They better cut this to one goal or they are in big trouble
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Share if you love REAL rock music, where the guitarist is an old man dressed as a little schoolboy 🤘
November 27, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Share if you love REAL rock music, where the guitarist is an old man dressed as a little schoolboy 🤘