Dr. Vytautas MALICE (spooky)
@vytau.bsky.social
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Writer, professor, dungeon master, bass player (and guitar but lol not that good), displaced Detroiter, pizza afficionado, D&D, DCTID, part of the Turbo Team
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vytau.bsky.social
Street name?

Lahser.

Word?

Literally any store, brand, reastaurant, shop, or company that does not end in "S".
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
I don't like him personally, but David Simon on AI is the final word on the subject.
vytau.bsky.social
Why would you do this? Are you trying to get Michigan and Ohio together like they're divorced parents? Are you trying to Parent Trap the Midwest?
vytau.bsky.social
N O N A G O N I N F I N I T Y O P E N S T H E D O O R
vytau.bsky.social
Motherfuckers literally just proactively Nuremberging at this point - straight up asking for orders to "just follow"

At least when people don't study history, and a surveillance police state records everything you say, The Hague has a lot of its work done for it...
Fired feds, Trump lovers and veterans: Meet the people applying for ICE jobs
At a recent DHS career expo in Provo, Utah, many attendees hoped to get hired to help with the Trump administration's deportation efforts.
www.npr.org
vytau.bsky.social
When they say "rip-off degree" they mean any degree that doesn't turn you into an obedient shit shoveller.

Stick to coding, worker bee - the big picture isn't for you. Don't worry your pretty little head with complicated things. Go buy baubles and rejoice in the praise of your betters.
outonbluesix.bsky.social
How is this repeatedly made into a policy issue - by *all* parties - when the blunt fact of the matter is that grown adults who are obliged to pay for their own education, and relentlessly pursued to repay their loans, should be able to study whatever the fuck they want.
vytau.bsky.social
I want to be playing bass. I want to be fixing up my old guitar. I want to do dungeon crafting. I want to paint minis. I want to write. But I can't because I have COVID and I need to lie down. Because of robert fucking kennedy.
vytau.bsky.social
Nice visual - is that Tupac in the background driving a Ford Escort?
vytau.bsky.social
COVID War Journal day 8: fuck this is *lingering*. Every day is one gruelling step forward and a half step back. Undeniably better every day but actual "wellness" seems beyond the horizon. So glad I'm not vaxxed since of course...

*crickets*

*loud hacking cough*

*more crickets*
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thefritobanditoo.bsky.social
Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
vytau.bsky.social
Know what movie is better than I remember every time I watch it? Return of the Living Dead.
vytau.bsky.social
Come to think of it: he *announced* he had ball cancer and that it had metastasized...but did he ever provide any sort of evidence beyond his say-so? Did anyone ever interview his doctor? I'm not saying he doesn't - just that right now we're at a Canadian Girlfriend level of evidence.
vytau.bsky.social
Scott Adams strikes me as exactly the kind of person who would lie about having ball cancer so that he could later come out and say that he asked the people "running the simulation" to cure his ball cancer and they did, just as they did with his knee pain that one time.
vytau.bsky.social
I'm about to go teach one of my tech writing classes and I want you to know I still show Craigslist as an example of efficient, usable, and user-centered, design. I compare it to the dashboard of Canvas (our LMS) which is graphics-forward and bloated. The lesson is (usually) learned.
vytau.bsky.social
So word is that Bluesky has shit the bed and is racing towards late-stage anti-trans fash-cap?

Good thing I'm still available on...WORDPRESS!

www.vytautasmalesh.com

GIVE ME CLOUT! I NEED CLOUT! I AM SO THIRSTY FOR CLOUT!!!
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vytau.bsky.social
"Former Racecar Driver Danica Patrick Scrambles for Relevance" - there, fixed that headline.
vytau.bsky.social
Every - EVERY - accusation is a confession with them.
jlray.bsky.social
A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o
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hampus.bsky.social
I have no idea what Zendaya even looks like
hannahfearn.bsky.social
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
vytau.bsky.social
Illness broke last night. Recovering today. No longer feeling miserable, just poorly.
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fvehafric.bsky.social
One of the things I took away from the 60s and Richard Nixon, first mentioned by Hunter Thompson, but I believe to be true, is the fact that we believed, at time, that all our protesting, marching and sign waving was futile and pointless when in fact, it drove Richard Nixon to alcohol fueled madness
brandonfriedman.bsky.social
Everyone is trying to have a normal Saturday night and the president's top advisor is on X announcing that civil war is necessary
@StephenM on X: Legal insurrection. The President is the commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces, not an Oregon judge. Portland and Oregon law enforcement, at the direction of local leaders, have refused to aid ICE officers facing relentless terrorist assault and threats to life. (There are more local law enforcement officers in Oregon than there are guns and badges in the FBI nationwide). This is an organized terrorist attack on the federal government and its officers, and the deployment of troops is an absolute necessity to defend our personnel, our laws, our government, public order and the Republic itself.