been dissociating and having a lot of existential dread lately. pretty sure that’s not normal but like just in case… is it???

bsky desperately needs a DM feature

The Columbow: magical shortbow. If you retreat from an encounter, you may return to fire a parting shot before escaping. This will always be a critical hit, but the damage from this attack will only be inflicted when you next encounter the opponent.

My department head denied my time sheet for last week because it was billed to the wrong department.

I don’t have the option to bill the correct department.

I think I need to start therapy I’m burnt out all the time and have no attention span and have issues committing to things that take more than 5 seconds to do

I hate my job it makes me depressed

having unlabeled links to improve “esthetics” is one of the most braindead things I’ve ever heard

pre-elon Twitter ads: hey wanna buy a coca-cola
current Twitter ads: wanna buy a membership to an AI art factory

British Rappers be like:

"Bake off bloke, you don't want this smoke,

beans and toast, I rap the most"

very funny that conservatives were complaining about how “woke” baldur’s gate 3 is until it was one of the most successful games of all time and then they shut up

I’ve been conditioned by Twitter to assume that most of my followers are bots

Where are you people coming from how did you find me

addicted to baldur’s gate 3

fuck twitter