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@waffleywaffles.swifties.social
Lovechild of Lisa Frank and Wednesday Addams/U of South Carolina and Georgia alum, but like…I only care about one.
The actress who plays the housekeeper in white Christmas was a phi mu, and I don’t think eavesdropping and exaggerating is living the creed!!!
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The actress who plays the housekeeper in white Christmas was a phi mu, and I don’t think eavesdropping and exaggerating is living the creed!!!
I need a silkwood shower after reading that
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I need a silkwood shower after reading that
I’ve traveled solo more than my fair share, and not once has a man who looks like Jude law shown up to my Airbnb
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I’ve traveled solo more than my fair share, and not once has a man who looks like Jude law shown up to my Airbnb
Well, my mom is gone. I am devastated.
December 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Well, my mom is gone. I am devastated.
Dude is three years older than me…
The Vanity Fair photographer knew what he was doing. (I doubt I’m the first to notice this but it hasn’t graced my TL)
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Dude is three years older than me…
Got to be honest, spending my birthday with my mom in the hospice house really is the cherry on top of a crap year
December 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Got to be honest, spending my birthday with my mom in the hospice house really is the cherry on top of a crap year
seems he could have picked a day that wasn’t my birthday, but okay!
JUST IN: Donald Trump says he will address the nation at 9 PM ET on December 17
December 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
seems he could have picked a day that wasn’t my birthday, but okay!
WHAT
Former South Carolina quarterback Steve Taneyhill passes away at 52
Former South Carolina quarterback Steve Taneyhill passes away at 52
Former South Carolina football star and larger-than-life personality Steve Taneyhill has passed away at age 52.
www.on3.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
WHAT
I might be Frieda
December 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I might be Frieda
the epicenter is pretty much my nieces elementary school 🥴, she’s vaxxed tho, thank goodness
The measles outbreak in South Carolina is “accelerating” with no end in sight following Thanksgiving and other large gatherings, state health officials say.
South Carolina measles outbreak is 'accelerating,' driving hundreds into quarantine
Some students who remain unvaccinated are now in a second 21-day quarantine since the beginning of the school year.
nbcnews.to
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
the epicenter is pretty much my nieces elementary school 🥴, she’s vaxxed tho, thank goodness
CLARK W GRIZZLY
OH MY GOD MY PHOTO IS ON THE FRONTIER GRIZZLY BEAR PLANE. I TOOK THAT IN GRAND TETON, THEY MUST HAVE BOUGHT IT FROM ONE OF THE STOCK SITES I USE.
MY BEAR PHOTO IS ON AN AIRPLANE. I FLEW ON IT.
MY BEAR PHOTO IS ON AN AIRPLANE. I FLEW ON IT.
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
CLARK W GRIZZLY
should I drop $120 for this?
Kenosha Kickers Jacket | Home Alone Gus Polinski Jacket - Jackets Masters
The American comedy movie is the inspiration of John Candy Home Alone Gus Polinski Jacket. John Candy wore it and played the character, Gus Polinski.
www.jacketsmasters.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
should I drop $120 for this?
Reposted by a s h l e y 🦩
don't like either team, but i am glad that a&m lost because i was afraid they were going to only use one-eyed miss revs from now on if they went undefeated this season
a brown and white dog wearing a shirt that says um
ALT: a brown and white dog wearing a shirt that says um
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
don't like either team, but i am glad that a&m lost because i was afraid they were going to only use one-eyed miss revs from now on if they went undefeated this season
We’ve reached the point in the holiday weekend where I am like 75-80% pie 😵💫
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
We’ve reached the point in the holiday weekend where I am like 75-80% pie 😵💫
And next year my niece‘s band will march in the macy’s parade, after her dad and uncle (two different people, haha) marched in it in 1996, and 24 years after I marched it in 2002…we run herald square in this family 🎶
Here are the bands for tomorrow’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade.
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
And next year my niece‘s band will march in the macy’s parade, after her dad and uncle (two different people, haha) marched in it in 1996, and 24 years after I marched it in 2002…we run herald square in this family 🎶
I’m so old that when I was in the Macy’s parade we marched behind this balloon 👵🏻
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’m so old that when I was in the Macy’s parade we marched behind this balloon 👵🏻
i got lost on a jet ski down to like 1/8th a tank of gas in the middle of lake lanier, we're basically the same
In an extraordinary journey, a Palestinian man used a jet ski to cross the Mediterranean Sea and reach Europe after he fled the war in Gaza. n.pr/47ZsxPC
He left Gaza and fled to Europe on a jet ski. Now he hopes to bring his family
In an extraordinary journey, a Palestinian man used a jet ski to cross the Mediterranean Sea and reach Europe after he fled the war in Gaza.
n.pr
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
i got lost on a jet ski down to like 1/8th a tank of gas in the middle of lake lanier, we're basically the same
We had a fire drill at work yesterday, and my office is on the 20th floor, so my calves are still hurting. I’m just going to have to die if there’s a real fire.
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
We had a fire drill at work yesterday, and my office is on the 20th floor, so my calves are still hurting. I’m just going to have to die if there’s a real fire.
i'll be his friend
All hail Charlie, the alligator who took a wrong turn into the Charles...but was rescued before freezing temperatures rolled in: https://bit.ly/3WZapPt
Small alligator rescued in Boston after slithering into the city's heart on social media
Spotted along the Charles River in Boston multiple times this week, the spotted alligator has been rescued and delivered to safety.
www.wgbh.org
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i'll be his friend
For when you want to go to PRISON prison
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
For when you want to go to PRISON prison
Much in the same way I’ll be competing in figure skating in the 2026 Olympics
Shane Beamer declares South Carolina will be in College Football Playoff hunt in 2026 ⬇️
Shane Beamer declares South Carolina will be in College Football Playoff hunt in 2026
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www.on3.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Much in the same way I’ll be competing in figure skating in the 2026 Olympics
Mike Shula might have been the worst oc of all time?
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Mike Shula might have been the worst oc of all time?