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A hyperfixating programmer[...]

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I wonder how many side channels exist because my NixOS repo is open sourced
January 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Me: I wish feature existed

Developer: It does????

Me: Oh NixOS just packages a 2 year old version

Developer: Oh yeah don't use NixOS, it's shit…

[already copied and updated package for latest commit]

Me: So about that
January 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Oh I should allow the user to cancel this in the case that it freezes

[cancel check adds race condition that freezes the program]

Well at least you can exit…
January 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
If there's a gas company, why isn't there a solid and liquid company?
January 8, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Watching Adventure Time for the first time. I'd say it's the first show I've seen with plot important filler episodes. #adventure-time
January 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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there was more that I forgot to post
January 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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In a move of transparency, we have uploaded the full pdf of our study guide on Epstein Vectors to out website. Our math department and linear algebra professors have nothing to hide
December 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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started playing victoria 3 and immediately got a 1.5% achievement fully by accident. i might be goated
January 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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THIS IS MY POST???

FROM MY TUMBLR????
January 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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The two hardest problems in Computer Science are:

1. Getting up in the morning
2. Going to bed at a reasonable time
December 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Thanks to @jb for fixing my bluesky. I actually now have a custom handle.
December 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
[*kitchen nightmares leitmotif plays*]
December 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
giB naidne sreyojne tca ekil siht si lamron
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Can someone explain this? #rofi #rofi-linux #linux
December 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
You know it's bad when my last devlog for a project was one cohost… #cohost
December 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Being in a good relationship is telling your girlfriend that she should be a golddigger #out-of-context
December 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I love always using casing very intentionally. If I don't capitalize a letter, 99% of the time it was deliberate.

If I say "no." you should be afraid.
December 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Can't believe 2013 was already 9 years ago!
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My favorite
December 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Don't get me started on…

(very much wants to and will get started on)
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Love America #wikipedia
December 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM