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Reading books is smart-slop
January 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Reading books is smart-slop
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![Screenshot of a post on wafrn. The term "AI" has been replaced with "Penis-Enlargement." It reads:
"I'ma be real with you, [literally every company], no one wants your fucking Penis-Enlargement integration"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:el75pygrdjnu6kxzmtycgzdf/bafkreihrcnbl5vpb2pkr7rmrmqf7a5u2ebiy3jlju7s7znmwzm77b3frlq@jpeg)
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@googleballs.com youre gona bee fedi famous too
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January 14, 2026 at 11:20 PM
@googleballs.com youre gona bee fedi famous too
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x86 compiler that optimizes for least number of unique instructions.
January 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
x86 compiler that optimizes for least number of unique instructions.
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I watch the bulk of ashleythebaroness videos, despite rarely sharing them.
But this one hit today.
And she's right! We're not dealing with some foreign ideology. We're dealing with a uniquely American phenomenon.
fascism wrapped in our own flag
But this one hit today.
And she's right! We're not dealing with some foreign ideology. We're dealing with a uniquely American phenomenon.
fascism wrapped in our own flag
January 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I watch the bulk of ashleythebaroness videos, despite rarely sharing them.
But this one hit today.
And she's right! We're not dealing with some foreign ideology. We're dealing with a uniquely American phenomenon.
fascism wrapped in our own flag
But this one hit today.
And she's right! We're not dealing with some foreign ideology. We're dealing with a uniquely American phenomenon.
fascism wrapped in our own flag
I wonder how many side channels exist because my NixOS repo is open sourced
January 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I wonder how many side channels exist because my NixOS repo is open sourced
Me: I wish feature existed
Developer: It does????
Me: Oh NixOS just packages a 2 year old version
Developer: Oh yeah don't use NixOS, it's shit…
[already copied and updated package for latest commit]
Me: So about that
Developer: It does????
Me: Oh NixOS just packages a 2 year old version
Developer: Oh yeah don't use NixOS, it's shit…
[already copied and updated package for latest commit]
Me: So about that
January 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Me: I wish feature existed
Developer: It does????
Me: Oh NixOS just packages a 2 year old version
Developer: Oh yeah don't use NixOS, it's shit…
[already copied and updated package for latest commit]
Me: So about that
Developer: It does????
Me: Oh NixOS just packages a 2 year old version
Developer: Oh yeah don't use NixOS, it's shit…
[already copied and updated package for latest commit]
Me: So about that
Oh I should allow the user to cancel this in the case that it freezes
[cancel check adds race condition that freezes the program]
Well at least you can exit…
[cancel check adds race condition that freezes the program]
Well at least you can exit…
January 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Oh I should allow the user to cancel this in the case that it freezes
[cancel check adds race condition that freezes the program]
Well at least you can exit…
[cancel check adds race condition that freezes the program]
Well at least you can exit…
If there's a gas company, why isn't there a solid and liquid company?
January 8, 2026 at 10:49 PM
If there's a gas company, why isn't there a solid and liquid company?
Watching Adventure Time for the first time. I'd say it's the first show I've seen with plot important filler episodes. #adventure-time
January 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Watching Adventure Time for the first time. I'd say it's the first show I've seen with plot important filler episodes. #adventure-time
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there was more that I forgot to post
January 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
there was more that I forgot to post
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guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
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In a move of transparency, we have uploaded the full pdf of our study guide on Epstein Vectors to out website. Our math department and linear algebra professors have nothing to hide
December 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
In a move of transparency, we have uploaded the full pdf of our study guide on Epstein Vectors to out website. Our math department and linear algebra professors have nothing to hide
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started playing victoria 3 and immediately got a 1.5% achievement fully by accident. i might be goated
January 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
started playing victoria 3 and immediately got a 1.5% achievement fully by accident. i might be goated
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THIS IS MY POST???
FROM MY TUMBLR????
FROM MY TUMBLR????
January 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
THIS IS MY POST???
FROM MY TUMBLR????
FROM MY TUMBLR????
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The two hardest problems in Computer Science are:
1. Getting up in the morning
2. Going to bed at a reasonable time
1. Getting up in the morning
2. Going to bed at a reasonable time
December 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The two hardest problems in Computer Science are:
1. Getting up in the morning
2. Going to bed at a reasonable time
1. Getting up in the morning
2. Going to bed at a reasonable time
[*kitchen nightmares leitmotif plays*]
December 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
[*kitchen nightmares leitmotif plays*]
giB naidne sreyojne tca ekil siht si lamron
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
giB naidne sreyojne tca ekil siht si lamron
December 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Being in a good relationship is telling your girlfriend that she should be a golddigger #out-of-context
December 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Being in a good relationship is telling your girlfriend that she should be a golddigger #out-of-context