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listen!
if i don’t get food poisoning from this chicken i just drunkenly made it will be a fucking miracle
December 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
leon has got to figure the hair out
December 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
let’s GOOOOOOO
December 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
here’s how dragon’s dogma 2 can still win game of the year: 🧵
December 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
worked 16 hours yesterday worked 12 hours today likely working at least 12 hours tomorrow my steps are looking like this…. i’m much too old for this
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
is this anything
December 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i think my love got me a nintendo 64 for christmas which means i’m never going to stop bugging her about playing star wars episode 1 racer with me 🤩
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
starting outer worlds 2 today :D
October 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
watching the ed gein monster show and boy oh boyyyyy this shit is boogers
October 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
florence is on the precipice of releasing what i instinctively know is going to be her magnum opus and i’m trying to play it REALLLLY cool but im freaking tf out like.. you know when you can feel a piece of media is about to change your entire life
October 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
i’m a monster 🙂‍↕️
October 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
SYMPATHY MAGIIIIIIIC. SYMPATHY MAGIIIIIIIIIC!
October 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
GOOD EEEEVENING
October 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
another day of saying quitting smoking was the stupidest thing i’ve ever decided to do
October 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I FINISHED IT
October 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
finally fucking finishing dragon age the veilguard tonight (i’m a little sad abt it but only a little)
October 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
arms outstretched… back from the dead.. streetlights bursting overhead…..
a man in a white shirt and black pants is sitting on a stool .
ALT: a man in a white shirt and black pants is sitting on a stool .
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October 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i have realized i’m too prudish and i fear attention too much for an alt…… much to think about!
October 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
i made chili cheese tots for dinner!!!!
a woman is sitting in a red chair and pressing a red button
ALT: a woman is sitting in a red chair and pressing a red button
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October 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
October 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
my love and i have been dealing with not having a functional washer and dryer of our own since we moved in 2020 and we FINALLY HAVE BOTH OF THEM and they’re both WORKING my fucking lord i’ve never been so excited to do laundry
October 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM