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listen!
worked 16 hours yesterday worked 12 hours today likely working at least 12 hours tomorrow my steps are looking like this…. i’m much too old for this
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
is this anything
December 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i’m a monster 🙂‍↕️
October 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
GOOD EEEEVENING
October 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
October 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
😵
October 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
me and the giant iced coffee i made purely for the caffeine (it tastes like fucking shit)
October 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
ok thoughts (be NICE not HONEST i did it MYSELF)
October 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
no bc this is crazy like what was she smoking then and can she also start smoking it again
October 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
it’s monday which means it’s friday for me which MEANS september is almost finally fucking over!! ignore the water i stupidly spilled on myself
September 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
walked in to see this.. america is normal and fun!
September 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
had to say goodbye to my best friend in the whole world today. absolutely nothing prepares you for pain like this
September 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
body was verrrry tea here idk what was happening
September 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
went thrifting yesterday and found NOTHING
September 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
this is what we were cookin with when i was drawing btw i really do kinda miss it and always forget about it
September 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
seeing all of them rot away is verrrrry pleasing to me
September 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
charlie kirk you say?
September 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
my 2015 vs 2025 needs to be studied idk what i thought i was giving
August 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i made my chicken :) (in a mustard sauce w brown rice and an avocado i had to use today) ignore the bite i already took i was hungies
August 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
*blinks*
August 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
at the mall which means auntie anne’s lemonade :D
August 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
and you know what….
July 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
she was being unbelievably sweet when i got home from work last night
July 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
proof that i put clothes on
July 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
typically i go for coke zero but today…. i will do what i must
July 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM