waldo
@waldo53.bsky.social
pizza wizard and transformers enjoyer. i have a cool cat.
the guy in mad men who was trying to pitch major league jai alai to sterling cooper by saying that its projected to have a bigger audience than baseball by 1970 was just doing this
October 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
the guy in mad men who was trying to pitch major league jai alai to sterling cooper by saying that its projected to have a bigger audience than baseball by 1970 was just doing this
I'm thankful for not fucking up stretching this pizza
Pepperoni, diced jalapenos, red onion and some garlic butter on the crust
Pepperoni, diced jalapenos, red onion and some garlic butter on the crust
October 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm thankful for not fucking up stretching this pizza
Pepperoni, diced jalapenos, red onion and some garlic butter on the crust
Pepperoni, diced jalapenos, red onion and some garlic butter on the crust
theres something that always makes me laugh when someone answers a yes/no question with "negative" shut up nerd
October 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
theres something that always makes me laugh when someone answers a yes/no question with "negative" shut up nerd
am i having a stroke is the show called season 1?
October 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
am i having a stroke is the show called season 1?
"download the tim's app"
October 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"download the tim's app"
when someone tells me to touch grass
September 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
when someone tells me to touch grass
oh to be a bear during hibernation season...
September 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
oh to be a bear during hibernation season...
i think gen v/the boys needs more goofy shit that only exists for a single shot like the villain of the season riding the tiniest bike in the world??
September 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i think gen v/the boys needs more goofy shit that only exists for a single shot like the villain of the season riding the tiniest bike in the world??
me seeing my cat in the morning
September 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
me seeing my cat in the morning
EXCLUSIVE: i found out what the foot of a spaniard looks like
September 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
EXCLUSIVE: i found out what the foot of a spaniard looks like
the new iphone is so thin that the camera looks like its a wart or some other strange growth now
September 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
the new iphone is so thin that the camera looks like its a wart or some other strange growth now
when i havent transformed one of my transformers figures in ages and refuse to look for the instructions
September 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
when i havent transformed one of my transformers figures in ages and refuse to look for the instructions
ive become a big clodsire fan. just look at this guy
September 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
ive become a big clodsire fan. just look at this guy
who the fuck are these guys? are they the two michaels??
August 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
who the fuck are these guys? are they the two michaels??
but that would destroy almost all of canada!
August 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
but that would destroy almost all of canada!
the poor walmart worker in 2120 when a xenomorph shows up in the store
August 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the poor walmart worker in 2120 when a xenomorph shows up in the store
went to the gym, scanned my gym id tag thing and the person at the desk looked at their computer, then said "happy birthday!" which threw me off
August 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
went to the gym, scanned my gym id tag thing and the person at the desk looked at their computer, then said "happy birthday!" which threw me off
i dont wanna post physique ever but polo shirts are making my arms look SO good
August 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i dont wanna post physique ever but polo shirts are making my arms look SO good
i hit the character limit
July 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i hit the character limit
transitioning away from music streaming but realizing i listen to way too much music so its taking forever to download and organize these files
July 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
transitioning away from music streaming but realizing i listen to way too much music so its taking forever to download and organize these files
when im watching mad men and character actor patrick fischler shows up in an episode
July 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
when im watching mad men and character actor patrick fischler shows up in an episode
Garfieldmaxxing. Classic lasagna. The meat and veggies are too chunky because I was lazy about cutting and smashing them properly but it's so good either way
July 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Garfieldmaxxing. Classic lasagna. The meat and veggies are too chunky because I was lazy about cutting and smashing them properly but it's so good either way