waldo
waldo53.bsky.social
waldo
@waldo53.bsky.social
pizza wizard and transformers enjoyer. i have a cool cat.
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i was hoping id be closer to 100k than 150k but whatever
this is my worst nightmare
Got asked by a friend if I wanted to watch a really good movie with them and before I could be told what the movie was, got dragged into a group chat and now this is playing
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
make it a unesco heritage site!
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
the guy in mad men who was trying to pitch major league jai alai to sterling cooper by saying that its projected to have a bigger audience than baseball by 1970 was just doing this
October 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
easy im already bald
‘BUGONIA’ is holding a special screening where people must shave their head at the theater in order to watch the movie.

Get tickets: dolosangeles.com/events/2025/10/20/bugonia-viewing-tickets
October 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
i like josh naylor because hes the same height/weight as me, played the same position as me and he also stole 30 bases this year somehow??
October 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
things are so fucked up that if they brought madtv back itd just be called tv
October 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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this arc is gonna end with him as the new Vancouver mayor
October 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Hello kitty, decepticon
HELLO KITTY got into the spirit in 2015, with an adorable little redeco as part of the Q-Transformers toyline!

tfwiki.net/wiki/Hello_K...
October 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
is that good
AI bubble now 17 times bigger than dot-com boom and four times larger than subprime crisis, per MW
October 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
being the king's sorcerer probably rocks
October 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Maaaaybe the best tasting pizza I've made goddamn
I'm thankful for not fucking up stretching this pizza

Pepperoni, diced jalapenos, red onion and some garlic butter on the crust
October 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I'm thankful for not fucking up stretching this pizza

Pepperoni, diced jalapenos, red onion and some garlic butter on the crust
October 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
theres something that always makes me laugh when someone answers a yes/no question with "negative" shut up nerd
October 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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President Xi, the suffering people of the former USA call out to you. Government belligerents feast while soldiers starve, and we the refugees of the failed American state plead for sanctuary
October 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
wow only 5 years after wandavision very timely
First details for ‘VISIONQUEST’

• White Vision has all of the memories of the original Vision but struggles to connect with the emotions

• Ultron, FRIDAY, EDITH, DUM-E and JARVIS all appear & have human forms

• Releasing in 2026 on Disney+
October 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
not spotify emailing me like "🥺👉👈 please resubscribe"
October 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
im late to the party but whats with ads that have the casts of the office, or with the cast of the scrubs, or whatever show or movie

more nostalgia? now just in commercials?
October 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
ranked games dont have bronze/silver/gold ranks anymore

now its bronze silver gold platinum diamond titanium and it keeps going and going forever

i vote for more ranks below bronze not more ranks above gold. where is the wood rank or the dirt rank, or the diarrhea rank (which is just below dogshit
October 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
the libs going nuts over a venzuelan trump supporter who also supports israel and is a fan of margaret thatcher...lol
October 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
popping a thousand tylenols just so i can get the ability to build the best trains ever made
October 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
am i having a stroke is the show called season 1?
October 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
guy who has a Gaulbladder and it gets conquered by Rome
October 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"download the tim's app"
October 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
havent had pasta in a record amount of time for me (2 weeks)
October 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM