a lot changed the day that apple fell from the tree and went up isaac newton’s ass

drag queen couple named Anya Marx and Gettsett Gogh

I want to know how many tacos and burritos I’ve eaten over the course of my lifetime. Probs in the tens of thousands at least

i love those shits where you KNOW you’ve lost 5 pounds before you even stand up

i really do wanna know what it mustve been like to be a gay neanderthal

love that saskatchewan could’ve been a perfect rectangle but noo it has a cunty little southeastern border

Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

such a bop!!

first post on Bluesky: meet Billi!!