one note parody account devolved into railing abou
@walkingjalopy.bsky.social
Just a big beautiful adonis sadsacking about
🎉
December 20, 2025 at 7:48 AM
🎉
doesn't even know his daughter's batgirl. the fool, untrustworthy
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
doesn't even know his daughter's batgirl. the fool, untrustworthy
lucky!
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
lucky!
if(password_incorrect) feel_disgust(500);
December 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
if(password_incorrect) feel_disgust(500);
there's also no law against superman bending a flagpole around you then flying away
December 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
there's also no law against superman bending a flagpole around you then flying away
they could call it the pain and torture hour. it's funny because in classic comedic irony it's half an hour
December 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
they could call it the pain and torture hour. it's funny because in classic comedic irony it's half an hour
all the good stuff is in the postapocalypse
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
all the good stuff is in the postapocalypse
*dismissively waving my hand* just give me the gist
December 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
*dismissively waving my hand* just give me the gist
🤷
December 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
🤷
nope, nothing, sorry
December 18, 2025 at 6:46 AM
nope, nothing, sorry
lemme put my head on the burner and turn it on to check
December 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
lemme put my head on the burner and turn it on to check
this is discrimination against raisins that went through the wash
December 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
this is discrimination against raisins that went through the wash
powered glove
December 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
powered glove
update: i kicked it as hard as i could and i think i broke my foot. dunno what they made it out of. metal, or somethin
December 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
update: i kicked it as hard as i could and i think i broke my foot. dunno what they made it out of. metal, or somethin
what have you against progress
December 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
what have you against progress