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@walkingjalopy.bsky.social
Just a big beautiful adonis sadsacking about
there are a lot of rumors that I'm a bunch of bugs and straw in a vaguely human shaped sack
February 8, 2026 at 6:42 AM
there are a lot of rumors that I'm a bunch of bugs and straw in a vaguely human shaped sack
if i had magic my go to would be Violence Spell
February 8, 2026 at 6:35 AM
if i had magic my go to would be Violence Spell
bet having chtulu mouth tentacles would be extremely useful
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 AM
bet having chtulu mouth tentacles would be extremely useful
{6.30am,handing you my phone, loudly streaming a victorian-era-themed porno}
this classy enough to watch on the bus?
this classy enough to watch on the bus?
February 8, 2026 at 1:56 AM
{6.30am,handing you my phone, loudly streaming a victorian-era-themed porno}
this classy enough to watch on the bus?
this classy enough to watch on the bus?
throwing hot dogs at the miniature t-rex i keep in my garage
February 7, 2026 at 6:13 AM
throwing hot dogs at the miniature t-rex i keep in my garage
there's something almost menacing about a silverback with a trident
February 7, 2026 at 3:17 AM
there's something almost menacing about a silverback with a trident
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They’re introducing The Ultimate Chore this weekend
February 7, 2026 at 12:43 AM
They’re introducing The Ultimate Chore this weekend
it's a great honor to be fed to the monster so frankly your screams are just making you come off like a dick
February 6, 2026 at 7:33 PM
it's a great honor to be fed to the monster so frankly your screams are just making you come off like a dick
"don't tase me, bro" is short for "don't taser me, brother"
February 6, 2026 at 6:34 AM
"don't tase me, bro" is short for "don't taser me, brother"
if i could talk to cats or crows it would be over for all of you
February 6, 2026 at 4:45 AM
if i could talk to cats or crows it would be over for all of you
unlike you i like the word internecine for the right reasons
February 6, 2026 at 3:23 AM
unlike you i like the word internecine for the right reasons
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meat man is lounging in his meat manor
February 4, 2026 at 7:47 AM
meat man is lounging in his meat manor
honestly at this point I forget why i started injecting myself with the blood of the young
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
honestly at this point I forget why i started injecting myself with the blood of the young
computers should be more mysterious
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
computers should be more mysterious
my favorite thing to do after landing on a new planet is to release chemicals into the atmosphere that make it more hospitable to my kind
February 4, 2026 at 6:47 AM
my favorite thing to do after landing on a new planet is to release chemicals into the atmosphere that make it more hospitable to my kind
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(closing the menu and handing it back to the waiter) whatever's most sumptuous
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
(closing the menu and handing it back to the waiter) whatever's most sumptuous
I'm a citizen polluter. it's like a citizen scientist but evil. I'm mixing up a slurry of heavy metals and acids to leech into the town aquifer. it's not cheap but "if it was free it wouldn't be a hobby"
February 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I'm a citizen polluter. it's like a citizen scientist but evil. I'm mixing up a slurry of heavy metals and acids to leech into the town aquifer. it's not cheap but "if it was free it wouldn't be a hobby"
there's a spinning blade flying around decapitating everyone now
February 3, 2026 at 4:02 AM
there's a spinning blade flying around decapitating everyone now
bit early for a pickaxe to the head but that's fuckin tuesdays for you
February 3, 2026 at 3:18 AM
bit early for a pickaxe to the head but that's fuckin tuesdays for you
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You telling me an oven roasted this turkey breast
December 4, 2024 at 9:22 PM
You telling me an oven roasted this turkey breast
simultaneously bitten by a werewolf vampire mormon and zombie
February 2, 2026 at 5:52 AM
simultaneously bitten by a werewolf vampire mormon and zombie
i wonder if anything supernatural just happened anywhere
February 2, 2026 at 4:28 AM
i wonder if anything supernatural just happened anywhere
fetch my dinosaur gun and quickly
February 1, 2026 at 5:55 AM
fetch my dinosaur gun and quickly
can't put my finger on it but there's something kinda offputting about your dark robes and your wavy dagger and the spiral horns coming out of your skull mask
February 1, 2026 at 4:52 AM
can't put my finger on it but there's something kinda offputting about your dark robes and your wavy dagger and the spiral horns coming out of your skull mask
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On one hand, the richest people in the world are sociopathically accumulating wealth instead of helping those in need, but on the other hand they're Nazis and pedophiles
January 31, 2026 at 4:50 PM
On one hand, the richest people in the world are sociopathically accumulating wealth instead of helping those in need, but on the other hand they're Nazis and pedophiles