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Just a big beautiful adonis sadsacking about
doing wild flips
December 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
doing wild flips
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The big problem for the murder mystery genre is that they'll never be able to match the brilliance of the genre's first reveal (an orangutan did it).
December 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The big problem for the murder mystery genre is that they'll never be able to match the brilliance of the genre's first reveal (an orangutan did it).
i try not to live in the past. or the present
December 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i try not to live in the past. or the present
someone just shot a speargun through my shoulder pinning me to the wall but i already had a speargun spear through the other shoulder pinning me to the wall so what exactly are we trying to achieve here pal. think
December 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
someone just shot a speargun through my shoulder pinning me to the wall but i already had a speargun spear through the other shoulder pinning me to the wall so what exactly are we trying to achieve here pal. think
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the world's best pizza is a perfect sphere and if you try to approach it you catch on fire
September 26, 2023 at 1:49 AM
the world's best pizza is a perfect sphere and if you try to approach it you catch on fire
sherlock homes has a laser gun and hes shooting everybody
December 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
sherlock homes has a laser gun and hes shooting everybody
blood! blood! blood!
December 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
blood! blood! blood!
everyone gets so mad when you vomit up a bird and then it flies away but it's still alive what are you even complaining about come on man
December 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
everyone gets so mad when you vomit up a bird and then it flies away but it's still alive what are you even complaining about come on man
they should build a mysterious tower that fills our hearts with numb dread
December 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
they should build a mysterious tower that fills our hearts with numb dread
a billion dollars is almost 10x one million dollars
December 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
a billion dollars is almost 10x one million dollars
a tooth is insufficient. i need 80% of my bones to be capable of killing me
December 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
a tooth is insufficient. i need 80% of my bones to be capable of killing me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (in general)
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (in general)
for all their wealth and power the kings of yore never experienced a single microsoft product or service
December 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
for all their wealth and power the kings of yore never experienced a single microsoft product or service
ancient demon summoning how to reddit
December 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
ancient demon summoning how to reddit
I like when amazon has the illustration of someone holding the book so you can see how big a book is and what it would be like if you held it
December 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I like when amazon has the illustration of someone holding the book so you can see how big a book is and what it would be like if you held it
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you broke the first rule of the holographer's code, hombre: never use the sacred art of holography for evil
April 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
you broke the first rule of the holographer's code, hombre: never use the sacred art of holography for evil
my elaborate plan could only be foiled by the top 4 maybe 5 detectives but what are the odds any of them get involved
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
my elaborate plan could only be foiled by the top 4 maybe 5 detectives but what are the odds any of them get involved
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“The hustle and bustle of the holiday season.”
- Jon Bois
- Jon Bois
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
“The hustle and bustle of the holiday season.”
- Jon Bois
- Jon Bois
the value of gold has gone negative. you need to get rid of all your gold before you go broke #throwOutYourGold
December 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
the value of gold has gone negative. you need to get rid of all your gold before you go broke #throwOutYourGold
thanks to technology we can now make children come out fully formed ready to fight no fear no remorse the only food they need is what's left of their victims
December 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
thanks to technology we can now make children come out fully formed ready to fight no fear no remorse the only food they need is what's left of their victims
nice pit. do you nest here or is just for bones?
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
nice pit. do you nest here or is just for bones?
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i'm not watching a three minute video "until the end." i'm typing my social security number into an app called virtual dowsing rod
December 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i'm not watching a three minute video "until the end." i'm typing my social security number into an app called virtual dowsing rod
olympic size ball pit
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
olympic size ball pit
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to all companies: stop what you are doing NOW
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
to all companies: stop what you are doing NOW