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one note parody account devolved into railing abou

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 9h

I have been informed that nature is made up of chemicals and am freaking ouy

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 10h

chemicals are not found in nature. mostly twigs and such

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 20h

maybe two

one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 23h

this planet is for poor people. I'm going to one of the ones where the mountains are pure diamonds and it rains molten gold constantly. I'll bring a jacket

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 1d

the people in charge of the world hate everyone else but at least the earth is dying and soon all of us will also die

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 1d

real 👏 inventors 👏 die 👏penniless 👏👏

one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 1d

i would be earnest scared stupid earnest goes to jail etc

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · Nov 28

happy holiday

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 2d

a yeti texted me

one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 2d

welcome to november the spookiest month of the year

one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 3d

the smartest thing you can do is be a genius

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 3d

this one I'm opening is probably one of the good ones though

one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 4d

vastly more humane and superior efficiency

one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 4d

they should just deliver a powerful shock that makes you forget your family

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 4d

if you're being chased through the woods by an evil spirit, don't worry about it. it's just a seasonal thing

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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 4d

It's unclear how premodern humans viewed advertisements

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 5d

i forgot to bring water so i drank yours

one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 5d

let's all go out into the desert and build a new civilization

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 5d

oh wow these look way easier. did they just invent these?

one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 5d

I wouldn't know. I use a dirty butcher's knife that I slam down without breaking eye contact

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 6d

(trying to give myself a nickname) they call me the hero of the west

one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 6d

this is the nicest chair I've ever been tied to

one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 6d

bought myself some time by leaving a papier mache doppelganger split in half on their steps. even if they don't buy that it's me all that candy'll keep em distracted

one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 6d

the holiday alien may be used to celebrate any holiday. its destruction is symbolic of smashing an alien to death with a big wrench, festively.

one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 7d

turns out it was laughing with me so we're cool now