LizzieJoBob
@walnutgrovepenguin.bsky.social
“If you don't hunt it down and kill it, it will hunt you down and kill you.”
― Flannery O'Connor
MAGATs, BEGONE! You are not safe with me or anywhere here! This is not a safe space for YOU.
Proud atheist!
DO NOT COMPLY IN ADVANCE!
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I don't want Canada or Greenland…
I want PBS, Social Security, and The Smithsonian.
CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?! 🤚
I want PBS, Social Security, and The Smithsonian.
CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?! 🤚
March 30, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I don't want Canada or Greenland…
I want PBS, Social Security, and The Smithsonian.
CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?! 🤚
I want PBS, Social Security, and The Smithsonian.
CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?! 🤚
(Not my joke, but very funny as an old person)
"I asked my daughter to give me the phone book. She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and handed me her iPhone.
so... the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken and my daughter is pissed."
"I asked my daughter to give me the phone book. She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and handed me her iPhone.
so... the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken and my daughter is pissed."
March 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
(Not my joke, but very funny as an old person)
"I asked my daughter to give me the phone book. She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and handed me her iPhone.
so... the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken and my daughter is pissed."
"I asked my daughter to give me the phone book. She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and handed me her iPhone.
so... the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken and my daughter is pissed."
"Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it." -- George Carlin
Why is it that the first person who comes to my mind with that quote is Leon Mush and his birth control car company?
Why is it that the first person who comes to my mind with that quote is Leon Mush and his birth control car company?
March 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
"Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it." -- George Carlin
Why is it that the first person who comes to my mind with that quote is Leon Mush and his birth control car company?
Why is it that the first person who comes to my mind with that quote is Leon Mush and his birth control car company?
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A poem/song for Leon Mush:
Everybody hates your ass, doo-dah, doo-dah
Hope lose your total cash, oh, doo dah day
Fuck yourself all night
Fuck yourself all day
You’re a cancer on the world
Go & die by fire
(credit to doktor-x.bsky.social)
Everybody hates your ass, doo-dah, doo-dah
Hope lose your total cash, oh, doo dah day
Fuck yourself all night
Fuck yourself all day
You’re a cancer on the world
Go & die by fire
(credit to doktor-x.bsky.social)
March 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
A poem/song for Leon Mush:
Everybody hates your ass, doo-dah, doo-dah
Hope lose your total cash, oh, doo dah day
Fuck yourself all night
Fuck yourself all day
You’re a cancer on the world
Go & die by fire
(credit to doktor-x.bsky.social)
Everybody hates your ass, doo-dah, doo-dah
Hope lose your total cash, oh, doo dah day
Fuck yourself all night
Fuck yourself all day
You’re a cancer on the world
Go & die by fire
(credit to doktor-x.bsky.social)
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Remember People have the power and we are just getting started.
March 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Remember People have the power and we are just getting started.
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and here, a dazzling array of shakers and movers
March 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
and here, a dazzling array of shakers and movers
They are all pieces of shit! Get rid of them, we don't need them, we don't want them
The Dems that voted to censure Al Green.
Name ‘em, shame ‘em, tag ‘em
Name ‘em, shame ‘em, tag ‘em
March 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They are all pieces of shit! Get rid of them, we don't need them, we don't want them
I'm stealing a joke here from Reddit: I gave up being Catholic for Lent; my fast from Catholicism has lasted for years! (depending on actual age, 49 years since 12, 33 years since age 18, this year) Is there a prize?
March 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I'm stealing a joke here from Reddit: I gave up being Catholic for Lent; my fast from Catholicism has lasted for years! (depending on actual age, 49 years since 12, 33 years since age 18, this year) Is there a prize?
Thanks to the Felon-in-Chief...
March 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Thanks to the Felon-in-Chief...
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Turned out her sister (age 46) was a PERFECT match. Procedure done 2/17. Donor cousin is still a little sore, but now my sick cousin is in remission! Now to heal her oral ulcers & more from the side effects of everything. But no more cancer!!!
March 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Turned out her sister (age 46) was a PERFECT match. Procedure done 2/17. Donor cousin is still a little sore, but now my sick cousin is in remission! Now to heal her oral ulcers & more from the side effects of everything. But no more cancer!!!
This is just me shouting into the wind, but I have to shout that one of my "baby" cousins (43 or 44, not too sure) is finally cancer-free! She had been battling leukemia for quite a few years, needed a bone marrow transplant. (1 of 2)
March 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This is just me shouting into the wind, but I have to shout that one of my "baby" cousins (43 or 44, not too sure) is finally cancer-free! She had been battling leukemia for quite a few years, needed a bone marrow transplant. (1 of 2)
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So, have we become the new "Iron Curtain"?
March 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
So, have we become the new "Iron Curtain"?
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I call both of my middle fingers my "spirit fingers" because a lot of times (especially lately in the last month+), they reflect my true spirit, here in red FL.
I'D LIKE TO THANK:
MY MIDDLE FINGER FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE, STICKING UP FOR ME ALL THOSE TIMES
WHEN I NEEDED IT MOST.
MY MIDDLE FINGER FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE, STICKING UP FOR ME ALL THOSE TIMES
WHEN I NEEDED IT MOST.
February 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I call both of my middle fingers my "spirit fingers" because a lot of times (especially lately in the last month+), they reflect my true spirit, here in red FL.
Assassination, technically, but these are merely semantics...
February 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Assassination, technically, but these are merely semantics...
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As a former federal employee (not one of the recent purges), I & my coworkers could also defy any unconstitutional/unethical/illegal orders. But at the time I lost my fed job, the country was still relatively stable! @doktor-x.bsky.social
🧵Soldiers can disobey illegal or unconstitutional orders from a president or superior officer. U.S. military personnel, sworn to support and defend the Constitution, must refuse orders that violate their legal and ethical responsibilities.
REPOST
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February 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
As a former federal employee (not one of the recent purges), I & my coworkers could also defy any unconstitutional/unethical/illegal orders. But at the time I lost my fed job, the country was still relatively stable! @doktor-x.bsky.social
Okay, and.........? Don't threaten me with a good time!
February 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Okay, and.........? Don't threaten me with a good time!
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Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage
February 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage
It's hard to believe it, because of all the wrong loudmouths out there, (I struggle with this a lot), but WE are the resistance, and, WE can conquer these under-educated sphincters! (They're uneducated so they might learn a new word!)
Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
February 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It's hard to believe it, because of all the wrong loudmouths out there, (I struggle with this a lot), but WE are the resistance, and, WE can conquer these under-educated sphincters! (They're uneducated so they might learn a new word!)
You know what I would love & cherish nowadays? Time when I didn"t get up & try to find out WTH the current admin did overnight & have to figure out how I HAVE to live now. The Biden administration, I got relief, for a while. I HATE that I've been taken back 10 fucking years @doktor-x.bsky.social
February 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You know what I would love & cherish nowadays? Time when I didn"t get up & try to find out WTH the current admin did overnight & have to figure out how I HAVE to live now. The Biden administration, I got relief, for a while. I HATE that I've been taken back 10 fucking years @doktor-x.bsky.social