Melon Farmer
@walrusmaster.bsky.social
He's just this guy, you know?
You know what they say about questions in headlines
January 20, 2026 at 10:53 PM
You know what they say about questions in headlines
[Everyone disliked that.]
January 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
[Everyone disliked that.]
Oswald refreshes your feed.
January 3, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Oswald refreshes your feed.
The energy I'm bringing into 2026
December 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The energy I'm bringing into 2026
Happy holidays, I really need to remember to make greeting cards out of these next year
December 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Happy holidays, I really need to remember to make greeting cards out of these next year
Big ups to my 11 year-old Wampire t-shirt that is probably making its final public outing today as the bleached parts of the tie-dye are finally noticeably disintegrating.
December 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Big ups to my 11 year-old Wampire t-shirt that is probably making its final public outing today as the bleached parts of the tie-dye are finally noticeably disintegrating.
Happy birthday @faithiest.bsky.social! 💋 💋 💋
December 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Happy birthday @faithiest.bsky.social! 💋 💋 💋
Average Modest Mouse Enjoyers
December 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Average Modest Mouse Enjoyers
Boys night in Friday 12/12/25
December 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Boys night in Friday 12/12/25
One of the great line readings in all of cinema. I wonder how many takes they did of this.
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
One of the great line readings in all of cinema. I wonder how many takes they did of this.
Podcast Christmas came early
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Podcast Christmas came early
Friday night rager
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Friday night rager
I am too old for shows where the headliner comes on after 9:30
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I am too old for shows where the headliner comes on after 9:30
No one can forgive you for something you didn't actually apologize for.
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
No one can forgive you for something you didn't actually apologize for.
That was what did it! He still knows how to turn it on when he wants something, but he doesn't look quite so bedraggled 7+ years later...
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
That was what did it! He still knows how to turn it on when he wants something, but he doesn't look quite so bedraggled 7+ years later...
Yeah, I think most of the LAAS shelters are good, but overcrowded and underfunded :(
Our first adoptee from there was a fluke. We drove over from Glendale bc a friend had posted this pic and that he was potentially on the euth list due to lack of space and I had to get him out.
Our first adoptee from there was a fluke. We drove over from Glendale bc a friend had posted this pic and that he was potentially on the euth list due to lack of space and I had to get him out.
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Yeah, I think most of the LAAS shelters are good, but overcrowded and underfunded :(
Our first adoptee from there was a fluke. We drove over from Glendale bc a friend had posted this pic and that he was potentially on the euth list due to lack of space and I had to get him out.
Our first adoptee from there was a fluke. We drove over from Glendale bc a friend had posted this pic and that he was potentially on the euth list due to lack of space and I had to get him out.