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Melon Farmer
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He's just this guy, you know?
You know what they say about questions in headlines
January 20, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Hell yeah, definitive close. Chloe's gonna get to kill Max this time.
Life is Strange: Reunion announced, releasing on March 26th news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/0...

"By and for fans of the original, Life is Strange: Reunion finally brings Max and Chloe’s saga to a definitive close."
January 20, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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We’ve literally lost habeas corpus. An English common law right that has only been suspended 3 times since the signing of the Magna Carta in 1215.
January 20, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Watching the news
January 20, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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1. ICE has STOPPED PAYING for medical treatment for its 73,000 detainees

ICE has not paid its bills to 3rd party providers since OCTOBER and the situation will likely persist for MONTHS, a Popular Information investigation reveals

Meanwhile, critically ill ICE detainees are not receiving care

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ICE has stopped paying for detainee medical treatment
ICE halted payments in October, and the situation will persist for at least several more months
popular.info
January 20, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
January 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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If you believe this you are stupid as fuck. When democrats are in power they fund cops (and genocide) just as hard if not harder
Murray says in her statement "the hard truth is that Democrats must win political power to enact the kind of accountability we need."
January 20, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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the thing is, a planet's rotation IS how long its day be
January 20, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Bluesky is the best because I seldom have to see anyone share pap like the post he's referencing here unless I accidentally end up on the Discover tab, but my whole feed will be people dunking on him for thinking he's made some trenchant insight.
January 19, 2026 at 11:15 PM
January 19, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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guy in the coolest leather jacket you've ever seen who beats up Solid Snake with a soprano sax
January 18, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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"Julia" harvest mushrooms at Monterey Mushrooms. She's very pleased she works under a UFW contract. "We have a positive work environment where we can speak up and the company listens to us respectfully. And we get great benefits like a medical plan and a pension plan." #WeFeedYou
January 18, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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the people’s dilbert
issue #6
January 18, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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I realize it's beside the point but why call the podcast anything but Gabbin' Newsom
January 18, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Dial up BBSes in the greater LA area
Okay, let's get nostalgic

What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
January 16, 2026 at 10:17 PM
It's funny how every story framed "I was fired due to wokeness" is actually "I was fired for repeatedly using slurs despite numerous warnings from HR"
January 16, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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That's...that's spyware, they're advertising that spyware is a plus
Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
January 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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man has zero principles, no morals no honor, no respect for his own voters even
i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream
January 16, 2026 at 4:46 AM
We need to stop giving this dumb fucking shit any kind of attention. It should be worth less than a box full of expired Dave and Busters tickets.
January 15, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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What an adorable little cuck
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
[Everyone disliked that.]
January 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM