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the people rejected zardoz's message, they hated him because he told the truth

he/him

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(pfp is sean connery in the red mankini from zardoz)

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reminder that elizabeth reigned from winston churchill during ww2 to BORIS JOHNSON DOING BREXIST, jesus HCIRST
also there's a little sidebar on the list of pm's showing who was king or queen at the time, and it's a lot of good middling little reigns and then george iii, victoria, and elizabeth ii just go on and on and on

also! liz's first pm was winston churchill, and her last pm was BORIS FUCKING JOHNSON
February 15, 2026 at 7:59 AM
this cat is absolutely going to see seven prime ministers by the end of like, the summer
Larry the cat celebrates 15 years as the British government’s official rodent-catcher and unofficial first feline, a reassuring presence who has served under six prime ministers. Sometimes it seems like they have served under him.
‘First feline’ Larry marks 15 years as Britain’s political top cat
Larry the cat is marking 15 years as Britain’s Chief Mouser at 10 Downing Street, a symbol of stability in turbulent political times.
bit.ly
February 15, 2026 at 7:55 AM
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Damn this cat has seen an absolute scumbag parade
Larry the cat celebrates 15 years as the British government’s official rodent-catcher and unofficial first feline, a reassuring presence who has served under six prime ministers. Sometimes it seems like they have served under him.
‘First feline’ Larry marks 15 years as Britain’s political top cat
Larry the cat is marking 15 years as Britain’s Chief Mouser at 10 Downing Street, a symbol of stability in turbulent political times.
bit.ly
February 15, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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It's really interesting to see AOC taking a totally new approach to US foreign policy.

Unlike Newsom (and every mainstream pol in my lifetime), bellowing about how the US will "reclaim" its role as global leader, she wants to build peer relationships built on solidarity and shared interests.
It is purely anecdotal but AOC got like five hundred times the coverage for her appearance at Munich than Newsom has so far
February 14, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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The biggest political divide on here is not between left and liberal but between "politics is real and involves real outcomes for real people" and "no it doesn't fuck you"
February 13, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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You cannot reform this.
Burn ICE to the ground, piss on the ashes, and salt the earth.
Then build a professional agency with standards and accountability to accomplish the critical mission they were supposed to be doing.
Courts say ICE broke the law—thousands of times. The abuse continues anyway. This isn’t enforcement. It’s systemic disregard for constitutional rights, enabled and defended by the Trump regime. Republicans are treating the Constitution like toilet paper.
February 15, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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you know the guys who first looked at a worm and said 'i'm gonna ride that' were -not- sober
i'm paul atreides, and this is jackass
February 15, 2026 at 7:40 AM
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“I’M FORTY YEARS OLD I CAN’T BE DEALING WITH THIS”
February 15, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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I could never forgive a government who stole my last months with my child from me. I cannot forgive a government who could do that to anyone.
Our story @chicagotribune.com: Chicago teen Ofelia Torres, whose father was detained by ICE while she fought cancer, dies. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/02/14/c...
February 15, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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"look, I'm, I'm trying to find the guy who did the Epstein files, an immigrant? who knows, we'll see, many people have asked me, 'Mr. President, why the hot dog costume' and I tell them, 'because hot dogs are American,' nothing like a good, throbbing hot dog in your mouth, many people are saying"
September 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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the people’s dilbert
issue #33
February 15, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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How many times, in how many contexts, in how many ways am I going to have to say that this is what "AI" does— what it fundamentally *is*— before it sinks in? That all Bullshit engines do is statistically correlate training data & inputs via their weights to produce outputs you are likely to accept…
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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i'm paul atreides, and this is jackass
April 8, 2024 at 6:11 AM
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mods are asleep, post smooth jack black
June 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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“DHS traps people with serial killer methods” arrives in the news one (1) day after “DHS taunts jailed children with Nazi methods,” for those keeping track
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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Tom Homan: "I'm not going to sit here and say anybody did anything wrong and that, you know, they were, you know, unprofessional."

Today at Homewood Suites in New Brighton, MN:
February 14, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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It is amazing how much “big, dumb, and nice” is the most winning possible character combo.
okay a knight of the seven kingdoms slapps im all in on my big dumb lad
February 15, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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Johnny Knoxville hosting Fear Factor is actually perfect because now he's getting paid to do to strangers what he grew to fame on doing to his friends for free
February 15, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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This isn’t the first time ICE ripped a father from their sick child.

Wael Tarabishi was a disabled man whose dad was his full time caregiver.

ICE took him away.

Wael begged for his release. He said he would die without him.

ICE refused, and Wael died 3 months later.

They’re eugenicists:
ICE Took Wael Tarabishi's Full Time Caregiver Away... and it Killed Him
Wael Tarabishi was a 30 year old disabled man who's father Maher was his full time caregiver. ICE took Maher in October, leaving Wael without support. He died three months later.
www.disabledginger.com
February 15, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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This young girl was battling stage 4 cancer when ICE agents took her Dad.

Ofelia leveraged social media to fight for her Dad’s release.

To call out the cruelty of ICE.

She won.

A judge ordered him released on compassionate grounds & they spent her last month’s together.
Ofelia Torres, Teen With Cancer Who Fought For Father's Freedom From ICE, Has Died
Torres, 16, died Friday. Her father was arrested in October, the day after she returned from more than a month at the hospital for cancer treatments. She shared her family's plight, and her was father...
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February 15, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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The time in new Orleans I applied for an entry level file clerk job bc it was a city exam and legally if you ace it they have to hire you. I aced it; they found some issue with literally my high school transcript to say they didn't think I could do the job. I think about it whenever I'm filing.
there is an employment crisis among trans women and there always has been, but good luck getting people to see it
Still living this life after almost 8 months. A professional I know who works almost exclusively with trans people said almost all of them are unemployed.
February 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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I feel like I post this all the time but bear in mind that 1/3rd of employers admitted that they would break the law not to hire us. www.crosslandsolicitors.com/site/hr-hub/...
February 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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It's also nice to see the other (not matte) painting, that was on the set (in the background of the actors in the shots). All the compositing work done by ILM is incredible.
February 15, 2026 at 7:03 AM