Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦
@walruspaulus.bsky.social
Veteran, Los Angeles Angels, Denver Broncos, Kansas State Wildcats. I listen to power metal and red dirt country almost exclusively these days.
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
but there is no joy in Washington—mighty Cena has tapped out.
the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
but there is no joy in Washington—mighty Cena has tapped out.
December 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
but there is no joy in Washington—mighty Cena has tapped out.
the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
but there is no joy in Washington—mighty Cena has tapped out.
Well, it’s time to construct additional pylons again.
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Well, it’s time to construct additional pylons again.
Remember Alf? He’s back, in Pog form!
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Remember Alf? He’s back, in Pog form!
Organic Superlube? Oh, it's great stuff, great stuff. You really have to keep an eye on it, though. It'll try and slide away from you the first chance it gets!
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Organic Superlube? Oh, it's great stuff, great stuff. You really have to keep an eye on it, though. It'll try and slide away from you the first chance it gets!
The hardest part of growing old is knowing there is nothing to fill the Baja Bean Co.-shaped hole in my heart.
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The hardest part of growing old is knowing there is nothing to fill the Baja Bean Co.-shaped hole in my heart.
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I’m broken into pieces…
August 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I’m broken into pieces…
August 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I’ve always wanted to do mundane tasks with Tim Gunn. Things like grocery shopping, or stopping at the post office.
August 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’ve always wanted to do mundane tasks with Tim Gunn. Things like grocery shopping, or stopping at the post office.
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GWAR Concert Goes Viral After CEO of Tech Start Up Caught Having Affair on Analingus Cam
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GWAR Concert Goes Viral After CEO of Tech Start Up Caught Having Affair on Analingus Cam
BOSTON — Viral footage from GWAR’s popular Analingus Cam supposedly shows a tech CEO engaged in a lewd sexual act with his mistress, multiple people…
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July 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
GWAR Concert Goes Viral After CEO of Tech Start Up Caught Having Affair on Analingus Cam
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Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.
July 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.
Imagine going into a coma while watching an episode from the first season Family Matters and waking up years later to the sight of Steve Urkell cloning himself and building a time machine.
July 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Imagine going into a coma while watching an episode from the first season Family Matters and waking up years later to the sight of Steve Urkell cloning himself and building a time machine.
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If you can't put the pieces together by now, we can't help you.
July 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If you can't put the pieces together by now, we can't help you.
There has never been a moment in my life where I thought “Jack Black would make this better.”
July 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
There has never been a moment in my life where I thought “Jack Black would make this better.”
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I don't care if anybody ended up with the million bucks or not... McDonald's Monopoly brought us photographic evidence of Rich Uncle Pennybags playing a Sega Game Gear and that means we all won (1995)
July 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I don't care if anybody ended up with the million bucks or not... McDonald's Monopoly brought us photographic evidence of Rich Uncle Pennybags playing a Sega Game Gear and that means we all won (1995)
A student asked me how his poster looked today, and I told him he must construct additional pylons and he said, “Oh ok,” and after I walked away he turned to the kid next to him and asked what a pylon was and where it should go.
April 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
A student asked me how his poster looked today, and I told him he must construct additional pylons and he said, “Oh ok,” and after I walked away he turned to the kid next to him and asked what a pylon was and where it should go.
Crimea is Ukraine.
April 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Crimea is Ukraine.
As Senator Booker is nearing Strom Thurmond’s record, I remember when my dad took me to Strom Thurmond’s grave shortly after he was buried to make sure he was really dead.
April 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
As Senator Booker is nearing Strom Thurmond’s record, I remember when my dad took me to Strom Thurmond’s grave shortly after he was buried to make sure he was really dead.
I don’t think our society talks enough about the fact that in the first Batman film to feature Bane, Arnold Schwarzenegger was cast as Mr. Freeze.
March 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I don’t think our society talks enough about the fact that in the first Batman film to feature Bane, Arnold Schwarzenegger was cast as Mr. Freeze.
Albedo and libido are two different things.
March 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Albedo and libido are two different things.
Regardless of one’s opinion on our wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, it is important to remember that Ukraine sent troops in support of both American war efforts, while Russia shared intelligence with Saddam Hussein and offered bounties to the Taliban for killing American soldiers.
March 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Regardless of one’s opinion on our wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, it is important to remember that Ukraine sent troops in support of both American war efforts, while Russia shared intelligence with Saddam Hussein and offered bounties to the Taliban for killing American soldiers.