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@waltallen.bsky.social
Dad, Cook, Berserker.
You want us to walk... AND chew gum?!? You've gone mad!
December 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
You want us to walk... AND chew gum?!? You've gone mad!
You're about to get a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Ass Beating!
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
You're about to get a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Ass Beating!
New levels of sad Falcons fan were achieved by viewing this image.
December 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
New levels of sad Falcons fan were achieved by viewing this image.
The First Blowel isn't classy, but I think it counts.
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The First Blowel isn't classy, but I think it counts.
I didn't know that turkeys could be sex criminals.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I didn't know that turkeys could be sex criminals.
Does Matt often hold his breath until he passes out?
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Does Matt often hold his breath until he passes out?
They make demon flavored potato chips now?
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
They make demon flavored potato chips now?
She has a strong grip on the... position.
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
She has a strong grip on the... position.