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Dad, Cook, Berserker.
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it’s so funny that you can just get a small animal and put it inside your house
December 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
it’s so funny that you can just get a small animal and put it inside your house
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as a man raised by a single mother in the 80s and 90s who showed me via words and actions that women can in fact do it all, im so offended that in 2025-6 we're seriously even discussing "women, are they asking too much by asking for basic equality?"
shut the hell up. go shut up.
shut the hell up. go shut up.
December 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
as a man raised by a single mother in the 80s and 90s who showed me via words and actions that women can in fact do it all, im so offended that in 2025-6 we're seriously even discussing "women, are they asking too much by asking for basic equality?"
shut the hell up. go shut up.
shut the hell up. go shut up.
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Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life
The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time.
Read @stephenrodrick.bsky.social's exclusive: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time.
Read @stephenrodrick.bsky.social's exclusive: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life
The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time.
Read @stephenrodrick.bsky.social's exclusive: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time.
Read @stephenrodrick.bsky.social's exclusive: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
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December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Multiple fouls on the visitors: Excessive Swearing, Summoning a New Coach, and Begging to be Released from Misery.
If you’re a Falcons fan sitting at home, you’ve also been called for a flag
December 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Multiple fouls on the visitors: Excessive Swearing, Summoning a New Coach, and Begging to be Released from Misery.
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Instant all-timer here:
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This has largely been memory-holed but in Trump 1.0, he picked a big public trade fight with China. They retaliated by cutting off agriculture purchases, farmers got squeezed, Trump mailed them checks and had to go crawling back to Xi for a face-saving "deal".
Sound familiar?
Sound familiar?
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This has largely been memory-holed but in Trump 1.0, he picked a big public trade fight with China. They retaliated by cutting off agriculture purchases, farmers got squeezed, Trump mailed them checks and had to go crawling back to Xi for a face-saving "deal".
Sound familiar?
Sound familiar?
RAISE HELL
PRAISE AL
PRAISE AL
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
RAISE HELL
PRAISE AL
PRAISE AL
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unc is short for uncanny x-men. not many people know this
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
unc is short for uncanny x-men. not many people know this
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
Today I learned that turkeys can be sex criminals.
President Donald Trump plans to bestow ceremonial pardons on Tuesday on two turkeys named Waddle and Gobble. He will then fly to his private Florida resort on Tuesday to celebrate Thanksgiving. https://to.pbs.org/4ohuCva
WATCH LIVE: Trump pardons turkeys Gobble and Waddle for Thanksgiving
Waddle and Gobble, the two birds that will be spared from the dinner table, enjoyed luxury hotel accommodations ahead of their White House visit.
to.pbs.org
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Today I learned that turkeys can be sex criminals.
Money says Trump thinks he's MBS
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Money says Trump thinks he's MBS
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always be there
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
always be there
We're days, if not hours away from him saying "Other people did much more raping than I did!"
Trump: "I believe that some of the people we have mentioned are being looked at very seriously for their relationship to Jeffrey Epstein. But they were with him all the time. I wasn't. I wasn't at all."
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
We're days, if not hours away from him saying "Other people did much more raping than I did!"
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Ya'll need to start getting used to the idea that the Recovery program of the next administration is going cost a truly insane amount of money.
Deficit hawks are gonna be projectile vomiting from all the red ink.
Deficit hawks are gonna be projectile vomiting from all the red ink.
Just part of the economic recovery plan.
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Ya'll need to start getting used to the idea that the Recovery program of the next administration is going cost a truly insane amount of money.
Deficit hawks are gonna be projectile vomiting from all the red ink.
Deficit hawks are gonna be projectile vomiting from all the red ink.
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spelling bee: spell asinine
me: i can’t since my ass a ten
me: i can’t since my ass a ten
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
spelling bee: spell asinine
me: i can’t since my ass a ten
me: i can’t since my ass a ten
I feel seen.
Hardened Snacker Keeps Trying To Rediscover That First Mind-Blowing Nacho Cheese High https://theonion.com/hardened-snacker-keeps-trying-to-rediscover-that-first-1819576632/
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I feel seen.
LET US IN
If you’ve dated more than one Walter you’re letting them Walts right into your life.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
LET US IN
Voting for cowards doesn't work.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Voting for cowards doesn't work.
Fuck you, you raggedy bitch.
MTG: "I'm trying to lead by example to talk to everyone in kindness. We don't all have to agree but that's being an American. And thank goodness for that. Our freedom of speech, our 1A rights, allows us to do that. My personal belief is that I need to set an example by speaking nicely to everyone."
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Fuck you, you raggedy bitch.
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“tom homan is a bitch” is a winning message
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
“tom homan is a bitch” is a winning message
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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I was part of the internal Trump administration team trying to convince the president to end the shutdown in 2018 - 2019 — for 35 days — before people went hungry, workers lost pay, and government services collapsed.
Here’s what I learned: he doesn’t give a shit.
Here’s what I learned: he doesn’t give a shit.
October 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I was part of the internal Trump administration team trying to convince the president to end the shutdown in 2018 - 2019 — for 35 days — before people went hungry, workers lost pay, and government services collapsed.
Here’s what I learned: he doesn’t give a shit.
Here’s what I learned: he doesn’t give a shit.
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I feel like some people didn’t learn anything after giving Fetterman a pass on his red flags.
October 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I feel like some people didn’t learn anything after giving Fetterman a pass on his red flags.