One day I will be mature enough to not punt recalcitrant ice cubes under the refrigerator. Today is not that day.

And y’all said you can’t solve healthcare problems with unregulated gun ownership. Silly Europeans.

Was going to name my cat after Catherine II so I could call them "Cat", but then I looked up her name {Sophie Friederike Auguste von Anhalt-Zerbst-Dornburg} and went a different way.

I’ve had worse threesomes

Sorry jojo, body shaming, transphobia, and misogyny get you the blocksies. Not that it matters, your 33k sycophants will cheer you on.

What an amazing feat, branding spending taxes on the health and well being of citizens as "Socialism".

Yes, he's a horrible person, but hardeeharhar joking that he's a trans woman is really only funny if you think being a transwoman is degrading and joking he's the real First Lady is just adding extra misogyny and homophobia, so yeah, will block for that.

Conflicted! Saw a banging meme on Imgur from a screenshot of the other place and can’t bring myself to post it or steal the joke.

Why is she using a urinal?

The DNC can kiss the Ytest part of my ass, trans people didn't lose you this election, being Republican-lite and ignoring half the population while taking the other half did, miss me with your bullshit. The Left in this country is just a vast wasteland of IOUs and broken promises. Felchmongers.

You have cameras for security, I have cameras to watch my chickens from my desk, we are not the same.

If you line up all your exes, you get a thorough visual depiction of your mental illnesses.