Carly Rae Jeppson's Malort
wanderwytch.bsky.social
Carly Rae Jeppson's Malort
@wanderwytch.bsky.social
Clarissa Claymore

38 - she/her - pdx

Trans witchy rockergirlelf bitch whomst love anime and friendship. BLM, ACAB. I'm here, I'm queer, and I drink Rainier. #1 Kimagure Orange Road Fan
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C'mon by! All you need to do is

1. Be trans
2. DM us for the link! 😁
We're here and we need you to join us!
(ONE OF US! ONE OF US!)
TransSlumberParty is BACK BAYBEE!!!! 😁

Once again at our original start time & length, with new hostess
@samarcand.itch.io to kick off the "UK" portion of our party, leading into @cpt.janey.gay's usual USA-based chicanery.

Wanna join the party?

DM us for info & the link! 🏳️‍⚧️😴🥳
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
motherfuckers acting like the sword of Damocles won't hit us all when it drops, as if it would pick and choose
July 16, 2024 at 9:25 PM
got on here for the first time in weeks and now i know why I don't go on social media other than discord now, jfc
July 16, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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he was a skater boy
she said see ya later, boy
she didn't want to kiss a guy
then he took estrogen
now they're both lesbian
and she calls her her sweetie pie
July 15, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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What if we explored each others bodies in the black ichor that exists between realities?
June 25, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Morning bluesky, remember to say your morning prayers to Hatsune Miku
June 25, 2024 at 4:46 PM
So yesterday I hooked up with a gorgeous nb friend while hyperviolent 80s anime OVAs. Angel Cop was playing and by the time the clothes came off it was the scene where the one lady gets her dome deconstructed lol.
June 11, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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Reskeet if you love trans girls!!!
June 11, 2024 at 11:30 PM
The look for the day!
June 11, 2024 at 11:00 PM
The sweetest victories are often the most hard won
June 10, 2024 at 3:01 AM
It is such s fucking reliefto be able to get past this shit
June 6, 2024 at 11:37 PM
THANK YOU SO MUCH TO EVERYONE I couldn't have done it without you all we did it
June 6, 2024 at 5:59 PM
NEARING THE FINISH LINE! I MANAGED TO BRING IT DOWN TO 190! OUR GOAL IS ONLY 190!!
Bluesky, I call desperately for your aid. This post is to save my partner, her 3 year-old daughter, and her 7 year old son from living on the street.

She lost her car, is in the process of losing her job because of it, and needs 1440 to make rent by Friday.
June 5, 2024 at 9:21 PM
UPDATE! THE DEADLINE IS SATURDAY AND WE ARE AT 490 WE ARE SO SO SO CLOSE
Bluesky, I call desperately for your aid. This post is to save my partner, her 3 year-old daughter, and her 7 year old son from living on the street.

She lost her car, is in the process of losing her job because of it, and needs 1440 to make rent by Friday.
June 5, 2024 at 9:07 PM
IMPORTANT UPDATE: OUR DEADLINE IS EXTENDED TO END OF DAY SATURDAY THE 8TH SO WE HAVE MORE TIME! STILL AT 600!
Bluesky, I call desperately for your aid. This post is to save my partner, her 3 year-old daughter, and her 7 year old son from living on the street.

She lost her car, is in the process of losing her job because of it, and needs 1440 to make rent by Friday.
June 5, 2024 at 4:34 PM
The goal stands at 600 still, I'm going to sell some things to try and get the last of it but if I can prevent that it'd be great! Thanks again for all the amazing support i already got so much more than I could expect
Bluesky, I call desperately for your aid. This post is to save my partner, her 3 year-old daughter, and her 7 year old son from living on the street.

She lost her car, is in the process of losing her job because of it, and needs 1440 to make rent by Friday.
June 5, 2024 at 4:06 PM
I want to thank everyone from the bottom of my heart for what you have done for me. Thanks to the efforts of everyone, I brought the initial sum down to 600 as of right now. This is a number that, if I play my cards right, I can handle if I get no further support. My fight isn't over yet! 😤
Bluesky, I call desperately for your aid. This post is to save my partner, her 3 year-old daughter, and her 7 year old son from living on the street.

She lost her car, is in the process of losing her job because of it, and needs 1440 to make rent by Friday.
June 5, 2024 at 3:51 AM
WE ARE DOWN TO $600 FOR OUR GOAL!! THE END IS IN SIGHT
Bluesky, I call desperately for your aid. This post is to save my partner, her 3 year-old daughter, and her 7 year old son from living on the street.

She lost her car, is in the process of losing her job because of it, and needs 1440 to make rent by Friday.
June 5, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Back at it again folks, your help has been amazing! Happy to announce our goal is now down to $700 left! I firmly believe I can solve this, and every penny has made an immeasurable difference. You are all so kind and beautiful it keeps my hope for the world alive.
Bluesky, I call desperately for your aid. This post is to save my partner, her 3 year-old daughter, and her 7 year old son from living on the street.

She lost her car, is in the process of losing her job because of it, and needs 1440 to make rent by Friday.
June 4, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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June 4, 2024 at 11:00 AM
UPDATE: THANKS TO THE LATEST LOVELY DONATION FROM A LOVELY FRIEND JUST BROUGHT US TO A FLAT GOAL OF 800 TOTAL!
Bluesky, I call desperately for your aid. This post is to save my partner, her 3 year-old daughter, and her 7 year old son from living on the street.

She lost her car, is in the process of losing her job because of it, and needs 1440 to make rent by Friday.
June 4, 2024 at 6:38 AM
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uhm.. art we made about a lot of things but mostly venting about trauma and DID positivity

more in the thread below
June 1, 2024 at 3:16 AM
We're still at $815, I apologize for not responding, boosting or doing this the right way. I've been cooking and coparenting for the last few hrs and when it comes to spoons I had to melt down Great Grandma Ida's whole silver set 3 times over last time so we're doing shit with our hands now lol
Bluesky, I call desperately for your aid. This post is to save my partner, her 3 year-old daughter, and her 7 year old son from living on the street.

She lost her car, is in the process of losing her job because of it, and needs 1440 to make rent by Friday.
June 4, 2024 at 5:44 AM